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>11 >walking home from a garage sale with my grandma >see a skateboarder >skateboarder tries to act cool and crosses the road when it was redlight >a pickup truck hits him >arm falls off with the kid in the air >lands 7 meters infront of us >couldnt sleep for almost a week
I was about 12 spending the night with my best friend. They lived in a house where an elderly couple had recently moved out due to the death of the woman from cancer. We were sleeping in the sun room. It was sometime in the middle of the night, I jolted up and was sitting up on the couch I had been sleeping on. I was looking straight forward and then noticed something white towards the left. I looked and it was an elderly woman with her back to me looking out the window on the door to the back yard. I wasn't scared, just curious really. I kept looking at her and then she slowly turned around and looked at me with a stoic face. She then started walking towards me just looking at me. Before she got past the end of the couch, she turned and walked out of the room just at the end of the couch, all while still looking at me. During the whole thing, I wasn't scared and after she walked out I was a little confused, but went right back to sleep and remember the next morning what all happened.
pic related -- kind of looked like that, but basically pure white without the weird fro
NEW THREAD. For those of you who are interested in my story. Sorry to disappoint my fellow /x/philes but, I tried once at around 3-4pm and again around 7-8pm and no one answered the door on both occasions. I will say this, the front door area/steps smelled horrid, decayed, and raunchy. Up close the doors edges were like green and moldy and their doorbell was just a fingerhole. There are two "windows" one to the left and on to the right when you are standing in front of the door, kind of so they can see who's at the door. But, those two "windows" are poorly/informally covered by some random drape/cloth. All in all, I just got bad/weird vibes and I feel as if they were watching me through those drapes or something. I am currently uploading the videos of my attempts. If you have any questions go ahead and ask. I am going to try again this coming Wednesday if I see interest. If not, I'd rather just not go back there.
Post your creepy driving stories. Driving at night or day, see/ hear something, car is somewhere where it shouldn't be, etc. I'll start: >be a year ago >be like 11 at night, pitch black, no moon >I am driving my three friends to one of their house >lives out of town, never took him home, in an area that I have never been before, I'll probably get lost, but do anyways >starts telling stories about how messed up the area is: Local myth about goatman nearby, rabid dogs just stare at you as you drive by with blood dripping from their teeth, an abandoned house that has one light on all of the time, ghosts haunting that road, smelling smoke and hearing whispers (I guess from a house fire many years ago) etc. >drop them off, turn around to go home, spooked, so turn off radio, go slow, and try to chill >start hearing noises in the car with me, think I see things in the brush >get lost because area is weird >I swear there is whispering in the way back of my car (driving an SUV) >nope.tiff the fuck outa there, just to a main road >all of the sudden, I am just in familiar area again, after my phone was not working trying to call the friend to ask him where I was and how to get out I know it is not creepy, but the best I have. What are yours?
Creepy shit you found/happened to you in the woods. innawoods stories general i'll start: >be 1am >walking down wooded levee area >sharing a beer with my best bro > flashlight reflects off something >we slide down part of the levee to check it out > a fucking recliner sitting under a tree facing a perfectly fine old tv on a stand >what the fuck pic is from google btw
>Read on /x/ about how to lucid dream >Try the Reality Check test >Be last night >Be dreaming >Begin to doubt reality >Shout "Reality Check" >Check my watch >Remember I don't own a watch >"I'm dreaming." >Try to fly >Can't >Try jumping in an attempt to fly >Still can't >Girl appears and asks what I'm doing >She looks like a younger version of my aunty >I abandon the idea of flying and start making out with her before she jacks me off
Hey, everyone im back. I have been trying to go and tie up any loose ends i have, to make more time for the possibility that i get the janitor position of /x/.
Also sorry there hasn't been a doctor thread ina while, and it probably won't happen again for at least 2-3 weeks.
So ive noticed while shit posting is down, the amount of interesting threads also has declined. So post all info, and info sites you can. you can get a fuck on of pdfs and docs from my mediafire, and it is constantly growing at about 5 per minute. mediafire /doctorcollibrary
