Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.
Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
So this idea of a massive information library/archive featured mainly around /x/ has been floating around my head for the past few days. I'm here only proposing that we collect ourselves for once and attempt to gather as much information possible and create a site to host it.
>I even made a quick logo/font thing.
So let's actually do something useful for once. Let's make 'The /x/ Library'.
>MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS: >massive amount of web space for image files/text etc. >a small forum for community input on how the library is run etc. >all information would have to be in the public domain (copyright laws etc. etc.). >all information on the library would have to be broken down into sections/genres etc. for easier viewing.
I have archived NOPE stories, would anyone care to read? Here's one, you may have read in the past week. >be 5-6 months ago >at friends house >my friend had to go out for about 10 minutes to do his mom a favor >i'm just sitting there >toddler walks in wtf >stare at him for a few seconds before he walks into my friend's room >friend comes back few minutes later >i say"did you see the kid that walked in" >"what kid" >we search his house, dont find him, never see him again >NOPE
So everyone knows the /x/ wikilinks collection. I categorized them and added new ones. If you know any missing links please post them so we can include them.
>I be 13 >it be 2am >in living room with moms friend who was in a car accident earlier the previous day >she be on sofabed >I be sleeping on the floor next to sofabed, to keep an eye on her, cause mom said. >be drifting off > it be 3am >suddenly awakened by inhumane screeching and creaming, and the smell of putrid meat. >oh the smell >lift head and see dark amorphous cloud ( looks like Smoke Monster from Lost) at the foot of the sofabed. >shit bricks >mom's friend shits bricks, starts screaming and grabs me. >smoke monster screeches louder and screams like it has multiple voices, oh god the smell. >all of a sudden my mom runs out of her room with a box of rock salt. >she grabs a hand full of salt and tosses it at smoke monster. >smoke monster screeches louder then dissipates. >we all run for door >get in our car and drive away to a Motel 6. > be the following week >sad news that the friend from that night died in a car crash.
My mother just recently told me that the smoke creature had proposed a trade "I'll leave the girl, if you're willing to trade her for your little piglet" speaking in her dead grandmothers voice.
So after glazing over some thread earlier, I've noticed a lot of /x/philes in here are from Massachusetts. So tell me, friends, got any cool stories involving paranormal/cryptid encounters from around here?
>pic related. it's a rendition of the "Dover Demon"
