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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
Hello /x/ I work at a storage place. Well today a storage unit went on sale and it was only going for 50$ so I got the jump on it and bought it on impulse, I went into my new things and looked around, nothing spectacular at first then I found this old journal, looked like it had been bought in the past 5 or 6 years, doesn't look too old.The first page is a bunch of gibberish with a weird picture on the cover, but after that page are all sorts of cool little descriptions of places. If you want I can start transcribing them. Some of them are actually pretty weird, It seems like the guy was into the occult or something I dunno, I'm not used to posting on this board, I just figured I'd contribute to you guys since you keep to yourselves and what not
To those who don't understand, a reality glitch is when reality seems to modify itself in front of you. As an example, you wake up, watch TV, see some famous guy talking on there and you feel weird because you know for sure that he died years ago. I'll post mine as another example, happened to me just earlier today:
>work as an orderly in a hospital >end of night shift >day shift guy asks us if we've seen the end table of one particular patient, it's missing >we tell him we know, we looked for one and couldn't find it >suddenly, we look to our right >end table right there in front of the nurse desk >that fucking thing was not there one minute ago or one hour ago or all fucking night >that end table did not exist until that point >roll with it like everything's normal
I live in MA about an hour outside of Boston in an old house that has been renovated into 2 separate apartments. I've lived here about a year, I moved from the UK to be with my wife and child, before this we lived in the UK. My son (aged 4) took an instant disliking to the house, saying he didn't like the man who lived upstairs (no one lived upstairs) and that the knocking kept him awake all night.
Being rather sceptical thinking it was just a kid thing, I reassured him nothing was the matter and that he was just seeing things. He had said similar things when we lived back in the UK but they weren't consistent, i.e one night there would be a monster and another night birds would be in his room.
However a couple of nights ago, things got a little bit strange. I had noticed things going missing from time to time. Car keys, papers, controllers that sort of thing and they would end up in weird places like on a shelf too high for my son to reach or in the bin.
>Creepy Phone Numbers thread Have you ever heard of someone telling you to call a certain creepy number perhaps an automated machine? Or perhaps thought about calling some phone booths out in the middle of nowhere at truck stops, rest areas and seeing who really answers. . . Post numbers that you know of and also post your Skype name and you will be added to the discussion and take part in calling these creepy numbers.
Can we get some nope stories here? I'll start. I've posted this one a week or two ago on a different thread
Here's mine, it's haunted me for years. >be 8 or 9 >downstairs watching tv >downstairs has always scared the living bajesus out of me >here some bangs coming from guest room behind me >get off couch and turn around >white human figure flies through hallway going from guest room to wash room > nopejustchucktesta >turns around scared sh*tless >keeps watching spongebob >heres bang by window >turns head left looking at a window >big black blob smashes against window > ABSLDFHKALKFJ.JPG.PNG.GIF.NOPE >grows some male parts and looks to see what it was >nothing is there > nope'd the fuck out of that house
Legit happened. Thankfully I've moved 3 times since the incident so I'm all safe from the big blob.
>2 weeks later I'm with friend >outside in driveway >rollerblading around like a fag >home alone with him >damn niggah im thirsty >opens front door >looks downstairs before walking up >sees a fucking crow >crow sees me >nope'd the fuck out of there >so did the crow
Hey /x/, chinese femanon here sharing some stories w/ you. I'm 20 right now going to college in the states but I grew up in china. my great-grandmother died when my grandma gave birth to my mom, and my grandma died when my mom gave birth to me. i remember a lot of weird things from childhood in china, like sitting on my grandma's grave and talking to her. i remember seeing her a lot in my dreams and recognized her in pictures growing up. my mom used to be a nurse before we immigrated, and she kind of jumped around a lot in the different departments. she told me about how she and her colleagues used to pull up near execution grounds and wait for the soldiers to shoot the prisoners. the soldiers would pull the bodies into the vans and they'd perform surgery on semi-conscious people to extract unharmed organs like hearts, corneas, kidneys and parts of livers. she was able to watch a pair of corneas travel from a dying prisoner to an old man waiting for transplant in less than a day.
Right /x/, there were a couple of threads not too long ago dealing with creating an original monster or horror because Slendy has gone out the fucking window.
From the last thread, there was talk of:
>A mundane sound you begin to hear more and more before you start hearing it in places you shouldn't
>A meme, a literal meme of any kind, becoming the vector or source of some kind virus or mark that brings strange things (vague idea right now, but deals with memes of all kinds being potentially malicious, think how the virus spreads in the film Pontypool, but through Facebook and Reddit and 4chan)
>/x/ accidentally stumbling across something real after some photoshopped pics are uploaded
>Passing by a person on the street, bumping into them accidentally or giving some money to a beggar, then only realizing after you've walked away they look monstrous somehow.
>A place, not a monster, a possible 'dimensional' borderland that widens with time, people go into it and bring things back, etc.
There was of course the usual pale skinned, thin humanoids with black eyes and toothy grins hanging about and even some small, stocky gnomish things (a welcome change). And I seem to recall a man with a hippo head (or a hippo with the body of a man).
So, come on in, share your OC, ideas, suggestions and critiques.
