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No.12639340 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Death stories?
Or just nope stuff.
>be 3 or 4
>mum hated when dad smoked in the house
>decided to go park at like 8 at night
>dad smoking on bench
>grab a stick, start venturing off
>wacking bushes and shit pretending to be a knight
>hear weird noise as going along path
>keep going
>se this guy laying on the ground face up
>just on the ground shaking with his eyes closed and gargling with brown shit out his mouth
>leg it never told my dad
>throughout my childhood never knew what happend to that guy
>years later be watching breaking bad
>this part were this girl is choking on her own vomit from heroine use
>finally understand
>mfw is saw a addict choke on his own vomit
any weird stuff you see as a child /x/?
pic unrelated
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No.12661451 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
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No.12649140 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Can we get a NOPE thread going? I'll start.

>Be 6 or so
>Going to aunts mansion all the way outside in the city
>in the middle of nowhere
>Wake up in the middle of the night around 3am or so
>Hear my aunt call my name softly
>Go outside
>Follow the voice all the way to the cellar that leads to huge creepy, weird basement
>See a black figure in the darkness tall as fuck (Nigger?)
>NOPE the fuck out
>Next morning tell aunt about what happened
>Aunt scared as fuck
>Tells me she wasn't here at all last night
>up in town with bf and shit my aunt does
>Forget that piece of shit that was tall as fuck and still scares me in my nightmares
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Can we get an urban legend thread?

No.12529524 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I like urban legend's
Tell me some from your hometown.
Pic related I'm from point pleasant WV.
Mothman
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No.12523143 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What's the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you?
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No.12530814 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Weird/unexplained things that has happened in your home

>15 years old
>having movienight with friend, parents are gone for the weekend
>head to grocerystore to buy snacks
>come back
>dog is missing
>search the house, dog is nowhere to be found
>house has been completely locked and no windows or doors are open
>notice that the door to the bathroom is locked
>wat
>unlock door with screwdriver
>dog is tied to the sink by the leash
>dog looks scared shitless, completely silent

Seriously, what the fuck could happened? It was snowing outside and we'd notice any weird footprints in the snow outside if someone had broken into the house and played tricks on us. Shit gives me goosebumps today this day.
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The Game - part 2

No.12466784 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
hit image limit in the last one.

Part one can be found here.

>>12466745

Meteor Strike.
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No.12427678 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
hey, /x/. i've seen creepypastas that feature creatures like this, and i was wondering if there's a term for them. i seem to remember someone referring to them as skinwalkers before, but that doesn't really seem to fit them. can any of you enlighten me? these pastas fascinate me.
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No.12423888 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Looking for GOD TIER Creepypasta.
I'm in the mood for a good scare.
Seriously guys, I want to shit bricks due to these stories.
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ITT: We create an alien species

No.12399234 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
The K'or'l a race of super intelligent amphibious species, aproximitely 300,000 lightyears past the north star on the planet K3095
(roughly translated to human understanding)
Sexual reproduction: Ground vibrations produce them through a soundwave reaction
Dimension: 4th
Notable traits: No need to reproduce
Communicate telepathically
Species without war
Hard to translate to human language because of the difference in dimensions and the way they communicate
Think in feelings
Life span of 396 human years then they become a tree(something like that)
Terrain of planet: Swampy marsh with giant tree's all around
30x the size of earth
Able to support human life
Have visited humans on multiple occasions (not earth though)
Political structure: Loosely dictated
Alpha K'or'l born every 1 human year and dies every year.
300x the size of a normal k'or'l
Keeps the network alive which is why his lifespan is shortened
White and red whereas regular k'or'l are green sometimes sea green

Name up for debate will be revising a bit.
Post your aliens /x/ Expand your imaginations!
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