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Help /pol/ Dicpher TDKR

No.11570159 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Someone on /pol/ noticed this possible message in The Dark Knight Rises. Will be posting more info in the next post.
>>>/pol/8335468
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Part 4

No.11522705 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Alright, so I compiled a huge list of information for everyone who wants a recap without hours of searching through bullshit:

Information on Hello, Mailman so far:
Thanatos: "Let's have a quick sum up. This guy emails one of our fellow /x/philes. Giving him these cryptic messages. Then

he says he has it's the end and bids farewell. We have two pictures, one of a room with a person in it and another what

seems to be a basement. We have two wav files, one that is beats, the other a gun shot. We also have this youtube clip of

music with a occult videos and his goodbye pastabin. It some hows ties to a cult that is about UFOs. Lastly, we somehow get

a video of this girl because of "Hello Mail man".

fuckingBob said two 'suspects' could be Dave and Denise Blackett. The two emails are [email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
/* <![CDATA[ */
(function(){try{var s,a,i,j,r,c,l=document.getElementById("__cf_email__");a=l.className;if(a){s='';r=parseInt(a.substr(0,2),16);for(j=2;a.length-j;j+=2){c=parseInt(a.substr(j,2),16)^r;s+=String.fromCharCode(c);}s=document.createTextNode(s);l.parentNode.replaceChild(s,l);}}catch(e){}})();
/* ]]> */
</script> and

[email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
/* <![CDATA[ */
(function(){try{var s,a,i,j,r,c,l=document.getElementById("__cf_email__");a=l.className;if(a){s='';r=parseInt(a.substr(0,2),16);for(j=2;a.length-j;j+=2){c=parseInt(a.substr(j,2),16)^r;s+=String.fromCharCode(c);}s=document.createTextNode(s);l.parentNode.replaceChild(s,l);}}catch(e){}})();
/* ]]> */
</script>

1st thread: http://chanarchive org/4chan/x/64970/x-i-need-your-help
2nd thread: http://chanarchive org/4chan/x/64982/11514562

[originally posted by maskyisagirl]
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!!z3Lf/vIW4kd

!!z3Lf/vIW4kd No.11533054 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hi x
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No.11517231 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>>11514562
Continuing from there.
Thanatos: "Let's have a quick sum up. This guy emails one of our fellow /x/philes. Giving him these cryptic messages. Then he says he has it's the end and bids farewell. We have two pictures, one of a room with a person in it and another what seems to be a basement. We have two wav files, one that is beats, the other a gun shot. We also have this youtube clip of music with a occult videos and his goodbye pastabin. It some hows ties to a cult that is about UFOs. Lastly, we somehow get a video of this girl because of "Hello Mail man". That being the screen name. Missing anything?"
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No.11489114 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
http://www.johnnygosch.com/

-Gosch abducted as a 12 year old. No one has found him since. No clue whether he is dead or alive.
-A man using the name James Guckert is found on a gay escort site offering himself for money
-A ex white house reporter named Jeff Gannon has recently come out of the closet as being gay
-They are all the same person. With the exact same initials. JG
-Boy would be the same age as Johnny Gosch
-Photos even look just like Johnny Gosch as he has aged.
-Johnny Gosh was purchased as a child by someone in the government.
-Used for sex stuff. Ended up in white house
-Jeff Gannon refuses to take a DNA test to this day to determine if he is actually Johnny Gosch

theres a few pics of him bound and gagged as a kid. this weirds me out
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No.11493607 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hey, /x/

What was the one movie, character or scene that plagued your nightmares as a child?


Pick. Fucking. Related.
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No.11514562 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/x/, I need your help.

I just got an email from a very suspicious and weird "[email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
/* <![CDATA[ */
(function(){try{var s,a,i,j,r,c,l,b=document.getElementsByTagName("script");l=b[b.length-1].previousSibling;a=l.getAttribute('data-cfemail');if(a){s='';r=parseInt(a.substr(0,2),16);for(j=2;a.length-j;j+=2){c=parseInt(a.substr(j,2),16)^r;s+=String.fromCharCode(c);}s=document.createTextNode(s);l.parentNode.replaceChild(s,l);}}catch(e){}})();
/* ]]> */
</script>" with a link to this image attached. I'm not sure if I'm the only receiver of this email, I can't tell.
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Interwhistling Manifest Information

No.11518135 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Have you read this work on techne/magick by some obscure author, It's called "Interwhistling"
It's about a polysemic arcane art that uses computer networks as a medium for psychic manifestation? It talks of a sacred language known by esoteric groups of technologically augmented literatti that enables interwhistling. The knights of lambda calculus are one of the supposed gatekeepers of knowledge about the language, which can only be described as geometric in form. This speech can allow for the manipulation of the hyperdimensional object and it's engineering of the narrative networking of the collective unconcious.
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No.11497069 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
On July 1954, A man arrives at Tokyo airport in Japan. He’s of Caucasian appearance and conventional-looking. But the officials are suspicious.

On checking his passport, they see that he hails from a country called Taured. The passport looked genuine, except for the fact that there is no such country as Taured.

The man is interrogated, and asked to point out where his country supposedly exists on a map. He immediately points his finger towards the Principality of Andorra, but becomes angry and confused. He’s never heard of Andorra, and can’t understand why his homeland of Taured isn’t there. According to him it should have been, for it had existed for more than 1,000 years!

Customs officials found him in possession of money from several different European currencies. His passport had been stamped by many airports around the globe, including previous visits to Tokyo. Baffled, they took him to a local hotel and placed him in a room with two guards outside until they could get to the bottom of the mystery.

The company he claimed to work for had no knowledge of him, although he had copious amounts of documentation to prove his point. The hotel he claimed to have a reservation for had never heard of him either. The company officials in Tokyo he was there to do business with? Yup, you’ve guessed it – they just shook their heads too.

Later, when the hotel room he was held in was opened, the man had disappeared. The police established that he could not have escaped out of the window – the room was several floors up, and there was no balcony.

He was never seen again, and the mystery was never solved.

There is an intriguing theory that the man may have hailed from an alternative universe – a world almost the same as ours, but not quite.

His world, unlike ours, contained a country called Taured.
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No.11499725 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Dear /x/, this will be the last final time I post here. You see. I was diagnosed a brain tumor, I have 32 hour's to live. Through thick and thin, you anon's have made me cry, laugh, smile and gain hope for what I've been going through.

To all the anon's out there, you've made these last 2 months bearable, no matter what.

You guys will be in my heart until I pass, and you'll be in my soul as I'm floating on, protecting every anon I've conversed with from the deep sea archive, to the conspiracy theories and the general paranormal threads, so as I write this, I drink my last glass of wine and praise all you who have made it worth striving through.

I love you /x/, you are, by far. The best Family i've ever had.

I'll see you when I see you.

A song for my ending.
Goodbye all you /x/fags, it's been nice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsX03LOMhI
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