I made direct contact with a UFO in the woods while hiking last night. It hovered near me about 30-40 ft away. We conversed. It sent me 'ideas' and 'thoughts' while I responded back audibly. Whoever said they can do the entire communication telepathically is full of shit. Somewhat disappointed that it was roughly same size as a 747 but impressed that it made no sound at all.

Now, I don't know how many of you will believe or even care about it but ask me anything. I asked it dozens of questions and got answers back. It shot off into the sky after I asked why they won't just take me away from this dreadful planet.

Hey /x/, I need your help.

About two months ago, I discovered a shack right by my house. Some of you might remember it, and how restricted signs just randomly popped up. After a while, everyone told me to just try and ignore it because whatever was in there, wasn't worth it.

So fast forward to about two days ago. I've been living a normal life, and when I got off the city bus, someone else got off too. They stayed about 30 feet behind me and kept watch on me. When I turned into my neighborhood, so did the person. And I had a second that I was out of their sight, so I sprinted into a bush and hid there. The person stopped and looked around for a bit. It was easy to tell he/she was looking for me. After about 15 minutes of walking around and looking (I had to move quietly to a random house's backyard to avoid being seen) they walked away.

When I was walking home, I noticed there were more trespassing signs on the trees. About two more, and they were not there the day before.

I really don't like that shack, but I don't know what to do. Perhaps the person following me was just a random stalker, but they could be related to the shack.

This is the only image I ever kept from the exploration. I wanted to let go, but now curiosity has hold of me again.

What was the scariest moment of your entire life /x/? Be it paranormal or non paranormal. Here's mine:
>be 12
>riding around on bike with friend on dirt road
>all of sudden massive dog appears
>latches on to my legs
>scream like fuck, fall off bike
>dog lets go of leg, trying to go for my neck
>realise if it bites my neck im fucked, good as dead
>doing as much as i can to stop it from doing that
>literally thinking this is the day i die
>think fuck that im not dying today motherfucker
>all of a sudden hulk rage on dog
>kick it in the mouth, it steps back
>run to bike and ride like the wind
>covered in blood
>pissed off that my friend just fucking stood there like a little bitch

Lost Videos Update Thread

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-Armin Meiwes tapes (5 screenshots exist, the 3 common ones, one of head in a plastic bucket, and one of the leg being chopped as the arm is in the arm screenshot. There's also a short video - several moments of Meiwes toting meat around, smiling at camera, talking about how difficult it was to do physically; has no audio. An /x/phile saw a police report that contained the 2 new screens, the video and a transcript)

-FULL barbie.avi (presumed fake)

-Wicked Witch of the West Sesame Street episode (aired once in 1976; an /x/phile thinks he may have a copy taped on VHS, is going to check over Christmas)

-"Snuffy's Parents get a Divorce" Sesame Street episode (never aired)

-The 5 Hour Video (presumed fake)

-Christine Chubbuck suicide video (aired once in 1974)

Personal story about witnessing something seemingly paranormal with logical, scientific explanation, not seen for OP.

Deep existential question, referring to pseudosciences or mythical creatures, related to previous event.

Plea for others to answer this thread. Doubt about OP's state of sanity. Another plea of quick response.

Reality glitch/Weird memories thread.

I remember watching a Mad TV sketch when I was really young where Jim Carrey parodies a juicer commercial. One of the parts I remembered was him lying in a bath tub full of juice. He started thrashing around saying something "Help! I'm drowning in the succulent flavours!" I thought it was the most hilarious thing ever. Years upon years later I found the skit on YouTube, but no matter how many different versions I watched the tub part was never there.

ITT: Videos that are supposedly on the internet, but are difficult to find.

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List from old thread (that turned into a shit flinging match):

-Armin Meiwes tapes

-barbie.avi (full)

-Wicked Witch of the West Sesame Street episode

-The 5 Hour Video

-Christine Chubbuck suicide video

-Mickey Mouse in Vietnam

-Groupie (short film by Marilyn Manson)

-Cervine Birth

-The McPherson Tapes (original, not remake)

-Satan's Sphinx

-Ricardo Lopez Tapes (all 18 hours)

*Some of these are confirmed to exist, some may not exist at all*

Hi /x/.
I have served as a member of a NATO Task Force in Kosovo for the last three years. I fear that with things heating up in Israel I and my comrades will be called upon. So now it is time that I share my stories.

What do you guys think of the mysterious disappearances in our national parks? I saw a thread about it on here the other day and the mystery has consumed me since then. Here are some links to a guy talking about it on Coast to Coast AM:

/watch?v=YQas4Ub6TX8

/watch?v=S_q_CVK3yfo&feature=g-vrec

I'm considering ordering the two books that this guy wrote.

Pic very related.

The previous two threads are here:
>1)
>>11319633
http://depositfiles.com/files/nplv1r3lu

>2)
>>11323420

I'm not going to archive the second one until it 404's.

I really don't know how to type a summary of what the fuck just happened.

I don't know if what followed me was an adult or kid or hobo or something else. I didn't see it, but I did hear things the other night. I'll have to go through the old files. I'll re-open the YouTube account depending on what happens with the police...