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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
Yes, technically real person slash, I know (Self-conscious...please don't judge!). Anywho, any YouTuber you know and love (please put in a comment or title who it is for people who don't know the person). I personally like charlieissocoollike, nerimon, hexachordal, eddplant and michaelaranda. Any scrambling of them is delightful for yaoi stuff *fangirl squee!*
Well /y/, I have a question for you: what is your most sick, twisted fantasy (or fantasies) to date?
I have two. One is represented in the picture I'm using, and the other was inspired by something I saw on GUROchan (there's no death, gore, scat, etc. involved though).
Here's the basic setup, you have two guys in something similar to stationary bikes, but bent over. They are told to petal as hard as they can, or else the tank between the bikes (filled with something quite uncomfortable) will go into their ass and will be held for many hours. This wouldn't stop until the tank was emptied. And I always thought it would be hot if there was a milking machine attached to the bike too, so that if they came, the pedals would lock up for a few seconds.
Now, tell us your sick, twisted fantasies so we can all get off to them.