How to get free shit from the internet, like Amazon gift certificates and shit:
Step 1: Install Firefox autoreloader.
Step 2: Go to this site:
http://tinyurl.com/2cn43dand sign up. Make sure to uncheck the box that lets them send you email offers and shit.
Step 3: Go to the Winzy search page and input any search. (internet hate machine, etc.)
Step 4: Set Firefox to autoreload the page every 5 seconds. Stop every few seconds to check for prizes. If you see one you can claim, stop refreshing and click. There can only be one pending prize at a time.
Step 5: ?????
Step 6: Profit! I won a $5 gift certificate in the first day. It might take longer, but if you just set it up and leave it every day, you get free shit.