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Anonymous
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Hey fa/tg/uys, post some motherfucking spaceships.
I apologized on 4chan
Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip
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>>3083306 God damnit, now I wanna play EVE gain.
Anonymous
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>>3083576 starship troopers
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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You guys are experts on this sort of thing, so I was wondering if you could tell me how a knight's hygiene compares to an average peasant.
Anonymous
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So when do the charisma penalties start to kick in?
Anonymous
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>>3085535 When they surpass your authority and intimidation bonus, obviously.
Anonymous
>>3085266 see
>>3085277 They weren't designed to be easily removable, so if a knight needed to go, he just went. The Squire would clean up the mess afterwords.
Anonymous
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>>3085566 Bullshit.
Extenuating circumstances does not make for common occurrence or practice.
Anonymous
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Any good Changling-like art out there? LetÂ’s get some inspiration for changling the lost flowing!
Anonymous
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>>3085518 Do it.
It's a very good game. I'll admit that I'm pretty ambivalent about the rest of White Wolf's stuff, but Changeling is great.
Also, Zelly might work as an Ogre of some sort.
Anonymous
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Venombite Beast...would work better as a Mask than a Mien though.
Anonymous
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Draconic Fairest
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Anonymous
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Shadowsoul Fairest?
Very Noob
I just finished a rather long campaign in DH, and my character somehow managed to survive to the very end (DM killed us all at in the end. Put to death because we knew to much.) We're starting a new campaign in a week or so, and I need a new character. I played a Cleric, and liked it, but now I'd like to play something a bit more... interesting. Any ideas for interesting characters? Anything at all, really. I don't have morals, or limits, or shame.
Anonymous
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>>3085523 MECHANICUS SECUTOR
HEAVY LIFTING SERVITOR
MP LASCANNON
FINAL FUCKING DESTINATION
Anonymous
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>>3085523 GET HARD-ONS FOR ROTARY PHONES.
Very Noob
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I'd rather not be a Tech Priest, wholey because we had one in the last campaign that played it from every possible angle (He was literally reprogrammed like eight times)
Anonymous
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>>3085492 >>image I thought EVERYONE expected the Imperial Inquisition. I thought that was the whole point.
ANGRY TECHPREIST OF UNSUPPORT
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>>3085534 THE MAJORITY OF THE HERDING-ANIMAL HERDERS ARE CONCEPTUALLY ERRED IN THEIR PROCEDURAL EVOLUTIONS IN SUCH A WAY THAT IMMEDIATE CORRECTION IS OFTEN NEEDED. THUS IT FALLS UPON THE LOYAL SERVANT OF THE OMNISSIAH TO CORRECT SUCH ERRS IN AN EXPEDIENT AND MOST RIGHTEOUS WAY, NO MATTER WHAT THE COST OF THE ACTION MAY BE. FOR YOUR MEATBAGS CONSIDERATION, THE CASE OF A TECHPREIST WITNESSING THE UNHOLY AND UNFORGIVABLE SIN OF DEFILING SACRED MACHINE-TECH THROUGH SUCH BLASPHEMIES AS "GERALD-RIGGING" OR "IMPROMPTU FUNCTION", THE LOYAL SERVANT OF THE OMNISSIAH WILL DO ALL IN THEIR POWER CAPACITY TO CORRECT SAID ERR AND CLEANSE THE FILTH WHICH WOULD PERFORM/ADVOCATE/ALLOW SUCH HERESY.
FOR MEATBAGS UNABLE TO INTERPRET EFFICIENTLY ENOUGH: MEATBAG TOUCH, MEATBAG DIE.
Anonymous
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I saw this in /k/, but it seemed like most people didn't like it there and I thought it might be more up our alley. Apologies for the typo, template's not my work. Modern/real world millieu optional.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>3085482 The sidekick is also a food source.
Anonymous
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>>3085416 I made this a few minutes ago and was just watching the thread when I paused and realized just how useful the Flying Guillotine actually would be against zombies.
I really didn't consider it at all until just this moment.
Anonymous
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>>3085503 Fixed for zombie apocalypse.
Anonymous
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>>3085279 The first three pictures are exactly what I was going to use before I got fed up with GIMP being lame. I really need to redownload photoshop.
The Comussar !WiQ4JGLOuw
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.....Fucking stupid posting method. Hey /tg/ I want to start Chaos Deamons as a Fantasy army. I need an experienced fa/tg/uy to write me a 1000 point list using only Khornate units. I don't care if I win or lose, this army is for fun.
Anonymous
then why the FUCK do you need somebody else to write it for you?! it's not rocket science for fuck's sake
The Comussar !WiQ4JGLOuw
>>3084489 I might not be rocket surgery, but since i know nothing about fantasy, it would be good to hear unit suggestions as in "fleshhounds suck" or "thin your blood"
<b>rolled 29 = 29
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>>3084477 Bloodthirster's are lord choices. Fail.
>>3084511 Flesh Hounds are AMAZING. Stupidly quick, high strength and above-average toughness, and MR (3). They're a bit on the pricey side at 35 pts, and Karanak doesn't really come off as being worth the points you sink into him.
Bloodcrushers are decent; S6 killing blow is nasty, but they are big, expensive targets that won't have enough models in a group to get a rank bonus worth a damn. Personally ambivalent towards them.
For a 1000pt list, Heralds and Bloodletters are the way to go. Some suggest going with 10-strong units, but at Ld7 this isn't a terribly good idea. Go 15, possibly 20. Make sure one of your heralds is the battle standard bearer, and give them Firestorm Blade and Armour of Khorne. Three S7 flaming attacks and a 3+ save with a 5+ ward? AND hatred? Fuck yeah.
The sheer number of dispel dice in your hand will make most Elf and Slann players HATE you with a passion.
The Comussar !WiQ4JGLOuw
The Comussar !WiQ4JGLOuw
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Oh also, Heralds on Bloodcrushers?y/n?
Anonymous
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I have a lot of spare change and want to buy CoC books, is this a good endeavor, and which books should I get? My group really enjoys Delta Green but I already have the books, I want to try 1920's.
Ifuritasfan !!v09L1F0F0uU
just to show that I am scanning this shit in for you here's a pic of the metal disk. Fucking hilarious... knowing that from the start the players are all possessed before they even can do anything about it.
Anonymous
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>>3085346 I'm being patient. I trust you.
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bump for the good of mankind
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Picture this. It's just past midday and the sun looms high overhead. The smell of fresh earth is all around, lingering in the air like a rich perfume. A lone figure stands in the middle of a rich soil, surveying the landscape around him. The mighty barbarian leans on the thick wooden handle of his ancient, enchanted tilling hoe. As he reflects on his work, a hale and hardy-looking dwarf with an immense beard and cowhide leather armor emerges from the barn, a pail of milk held in each hand. He exchanges a knowing glance with the Barbarian. Just then, the old wizard approaches, carrying a long, gnarled rake-staff and a fine velvet pouch filled to the brim with brightly-colored seeds. He begins to discuss plans for the new crop, when suddenly a commotion on the horizon catches the attention of the group. The three turn to see an approaching horde of nomadic kobolds approaching, each brandishing copper implements, their leader wearing a bone and feather mask, holding a large glowing scythe over his head. The three party members hold their ground tensely, the Dwarf setting down his milk pails and calmly drawing his golden watering can. From atop the barn, behind the wide branches of a mighty oak, the halfling rogue crouches unseen with a watchful eye. He keeps his hand firmly on his leather satchel, filled with fine steel throwing trowels. The kobolds march forward unerringly, towards the group, clambering over the old wooden fence as they come. Fifteen minutes later, the Kobolds and the group wave each other a warm goodbye as the nomads head off into the distance with a large sack of silverberries, glowroot, arobaro fruit, and milled onkweed. The Barbarian tests the heft of his new scythe with a proud smile. The harvest will be good.
No Man
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>>3084241 That wasn't one of them. This is.
Anonymous
Kiki was afraid. She saw the thing. She dug it up. She doesn't know how to get rid of it. Ever since she found it, she has had nightmares. Things coming to her, eating her alive, tormenting her. She doesn't know how to get rid of it. She tried burying it, but the next morning it was in her mailbox. She doesn't know what to do. She's tried everything. Selling it to Nook, giving it to Totakeke, boarding a train and leaving, but nobody will accept it. It follows her. It scares her. One winter night, she got desperate. She tried to break it, and she cut her hand. It would not stop bleeding. Then, her mind became filled with sick fantasies. She would rape the men of the town, forcing them to obey her every whim. No, no. She wasn't like that. Where did these thoughts come from? She eyed the thing. Perhaps she should use it first.
Anonymous
>>3084259 What the hell is this? This isn't the writefaggotry I ordered, I'm sure of it.
Anonymous
>>3085493 Yeah, where's the mildly innocent writefaggotry we were promised?
Anonymous
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>>3085493 >>3085510 It looks to me like the writefag disappeared right about here
>>3084040
Anonymous
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/tg/ what is the most horrible thing you have done to your players in a game? pic may or may not be related.
Anonymous
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Alright, I know /tg/ doesn't like Rifts, but what does /tg/ think of Juicers?
Anonymous
>>3085486 I call it "being capable of being used in half decent fiction". Well, as half decent as any fiction involving Rifts could get.
As to my personal thoughts on them, my only complaint with the concept lies with the people who play them. Juicers in fluff are usually either manic thrill seekers with way to strong a sense of immortality or butchers with too many drugs going through them. Unfortunately, when in the hands of players, they tend to become dour, tragic super soldiers.
Rival Wombat
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I find them to be pretty damn funny. And there drawback pretty much never comes up in the course of a game.
Anonymous
>>3085506 >dour, tragic super soldiers There something wrong with that?
Anonymous
>>3085519 Yeah, it's like vampire whining. Within the first two years, being a juicer is entirely curable. If you go beyond that, you're still spending the next 5 years as a superhuman.
Anonymous
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>>3085540 Well what if you're a juicer not by choice, but rather by government design or enforcement?