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On 15/1/08 war was beginning.

Scientology's site is already under heavy bombardment, it's loading quite slowly.

But this is just the tip of the iceberg, the first assault in many to follow. We're winning a minor victory, but without the united support of the chans, Scientology will brush off this attack - and it will be doomed to nothing more than an entry in ED.

4chan, answer the call! Join the legion against Scientology, help in its demise, in its long awaited doom! For decades this tyrrany has existed, corrupting the minds of the weak - although hilarious, it's rather pathetic. We must destroy this evil, and replace it with a greater one - CHANOLOGY. For when we are victorious, the chans will stand united in a new chapter of anonymous existence and batshit insanity; we will have begun our world take over. If we can destroy Scientology, we can destroy whatever we like! The world will be but our play thing.

Do the right thing, 4chan, become not just a part of this war, become an epic part of it. The largest of the chans, you hold the key of manpower, what the legion is in desperate need of.

FORWARD ANONYMOUS! UNITED, WE, THE LEGION ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
tl;dr we're taking down Scientology, join up or gtfo.

No Scifags allowed in this thread.

http://711chan.org/i/res/6541.html