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!VoonmBZbSs No.56666666 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
It's over for you, Numbers 96!

I overlay all seven of these 6s on top of my 5!

The nostalgia of the past combines with the intricacies of tomorrow to create the present time of the present day!

GET Summon!

Come forth, The Month of Remember!

As long as this card is on the field, for one month only (this November), /a/ will no longer be the cancerous trash heap that it has been known to be, and it will go back to pre-2008 levels in terms of quality content. /sp/ will have ZERO POWER in ruining /a/ any further.

Game over, Numbers 96!

Game over, /sp/!