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"… Onii-chan…"

"…Onii-chan! Wake up! If you don't wake up you're going to be late!"

I open my eyes and stare at the beige ceiling above me.

"Onii-chan, if you always sleep this late, you will never amount to anything."

I sigh, and look at the source of my very annoying alarm clock, which is pouting at me.

"Give me ten more minutes, Sakura, don't have have to feed your bugs, or something?" I say as I roll over and pull my blanket up over my head.

"I already fed them! Get up, onii-chan" Sakura stomps her foot and looks like she's about to throw a temper tantrum. I can almost see the steam coming out of her ears. "….Fine! Stay that way forever, baka onii-chan" She grabs her cane and furiously hobbles out of my room.

Such misfortune to be at a boarding school, and end up having your little sister live on the same floor as you. I turn toward my nightstand and pop open the first of many bottles and begin taking my heart medication.