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Anonymous !du0e0nhAaU Wed 15 Feb 2012 08:38:00 No.61414517 View View Reply Original Report

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>Hey Puppet Pal Sonya
>Hey Puppet Pal Oribe
>Hey Puppet Pal Sonya, what is a pedophiles favorite anime?
>I do not know, Puppet Pal Oribe, what is a pedophiles favorite anime?
>Bonk-o no Pico

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:36:00 No.61416989 Report

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What is H2O?
Water.
What is H2O2?
Hydrogen Peroxide.
What is H2O3?
Trioxidane.
What is H2O4?
Drinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:36:00 No.61416999 Report

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>>61416919
So a tachyon walks into a bar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:41:00 No.61417174 Report

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A man enters a shop armed with Potassium, Nickel and Iron. He goes up to the cashier and says "No funny business; I've got a KNiFe."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:41:00 No.61417188 Report

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Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says "I'll have some H2O."
He sips his drink and sighs.

The second one says "I'll have some H2O too!"
He sips his drink and explodes.

"It's free" - Bartender
"Radical." - First chemist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:42:00 No.61417219 Report

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>>61417198
Bra sizes you manchild

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:42:00 No.61417225 Report

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>>61417198

say it out loud.

Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:42:00 No.61417248 Report

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>>61417198
... seriously?!

Read it out loud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:44:00 No.61417311 Report

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Did you hear about the noun and the verb?

They were dating, but the verb broke it off.

The noun was being too possessive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:45:00 No.61417335 Report

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>>61416989
dun get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:52:00 No.61417648 Report

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>>61417335
>What is H20 4?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:55:00 No.61417780 Report

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I never could get into chemistry.
Yeah, it seems pretty Bohring to me.
DOHOHOHOHO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:56:00 No.61417844 Report

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>>61417780
What if, WHAT IF

The Muppets DVD/BR had a commentary track by Statler and Waldorf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:58:00 No.61417913 Report

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>>61417844
what if fucking everything had commentary by them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 09:58:00 No.61417942 Report

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>>61417844
I'd buy and tell every person I ever meet onwards to watch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:00:00 No.61417998 Report

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>>61417913
So the monogatari series would finally be watchable?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:00:00 No.61418019 Report

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>>61417844
What if there was a MST3K of Statler and Waldorf

What if Statler and Waldorf watched an episode of MST3k

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:00:00 No.61418037 Report

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>>61417844
oh god
>Hey Statler, I really liked Neil Patrick Harris's role in this movie! It's his best position yet!
>You idiot! He barely said a word!
>Exactly!
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:06:00 No.61418293 Report

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>>61418037
>Hey Statler, I was talking to Akiyuki Shinbo about the Kizumonogatari movie the other day, it sounds really great!
>How do you know Akiyuki Shinbo?
>We have the same Chiropractor
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:09:00 No.61418407 Report

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>>61418293
>Movie credits are rolling
>"Well that was awful. What did you think Waldorf?"
>"Zzzzz..."
>"Waldorf? Waldorf! Wake up!"
>"Huh? What?"
>"You idiot Waldorf! You slept through the entire ending!"
>"You idiot Statler! You watched it!"
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:14:00 No.61418648 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:21:00 No.61418988 Report

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>>61418407
>You know, I really like that Koyomi charar- ararararag- ararani... You know, I should really work out how to pronounce his name
>Don't worry, after that movie he's probably gonna change it
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:23:00 No.61419069 Report

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>>61418988
>Ugh, I feel sick, it's either this show or indigestion
>I hope it's indigestion
>Why?
>It'll get better after a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:25:00 No.61419169 Report

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>>61419069
>"Say Statler, I was watching Ano Natsu earlier. All this stuff about aliens, makes me wonder if there is intelligent life on other planets."
>"Well there clearly wasn't any intelligent life on the show's production team!"
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:25:00 No.61419171 Report

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>You know, it's a pity Mayoi is going to move on
>Yeah, I've got some characters I'd rather see move on too
>Like who?
>Me!
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:27:00 No.61419272 Report

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>>61416191
that's not fair i near pissed myself

why didnt i see that coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:28:00 No.61419313 Report

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>>61415538
That reminds me of a joke I heard in chemistry a long-ass time ago.

Something about an apple that goes "clink" when you bite it. It's called a snapple because it's made of tin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:28:00 No.61419315 Report

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>Hey Mayoi, I don't think the Monogatari series is suitable for children
>Hey Arararagi, I don't think its suitable for anybody
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:31:00 No.61419428 Report

Quoted By: >>61419517 >>61419566

>"Another? Another terrible show!"
>"Yeah! The only scary thing is how anyone ever thought it was a good idea!"
>"The only thing that's dead in this show is the entire premise!"
>DO HO HO HO

Twirlie !GruergD/v2

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Twirlie !GruergD/v2 Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:33:00 No.61419517 Report

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>>61419428

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:34:00 No.61419566 Report

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>>61419428
>"There's nothing like good old fashioned Japanese horror."
>"Yeah - and Another IS nothing like good old fashioned Japanese horror!"
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:34:00 No.61419575 Report

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>>61419315

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:35:00 No.61419590 Report

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>Dragon Ball Z?
>The only thing I can see them draggin' out is the story
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:36:00 No.61419644 Report

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>There's a lot of suffering in this Magical Girl Madoka show, isn't there?
>Hey, I'm the one suffering here!
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:36:00 No.61419681 Report

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ぎんこうにいくのかい？

いや、ボンックだ。

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:36:00 No.61419684 Report

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>So I watched Steins;gate the other night
>How was it?
>It was so bad I had to go find some Steins of my own to forget it
>DO HO HO HO

Jebus of /a/ !01jMxbeXFY

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Jebus of /a/ !01jMxbeXFY Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:37:00 No.61419700 Report

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>Hey Ritsu, do you remember Madoka?
>Yeah?
>Her parents don't
>DO HO HO HO HO!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:37:00 No.61419711 Report

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DAMMIT KRUNK I SAID I WANTED TO WATCH THE 5 O'CLOCK NEWS!

Twirlie !GruergD/v2

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Twirlie !GruergD/v2 Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:37:00 No.61419717 Report

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>>61419700

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:41:00 No.61419861 Report

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so two TV puppet pal references this season?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:43:00 No.61419901 Report

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>>61419681
DOHOHOHOHOHO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:43:00 No.61419909 Report

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>>61419711
i wish this spinoff happened

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 10:59:00 No.61420554 Report

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>>61419700

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 11:02:00 No.61420685 Report

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>"Hey, did you watch Persona 4: The Animation?"
>"Yeah, but I didn't see any animation!"
>DO HO HO HO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 11:04:00 No.61420752 Report

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>>61420685

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 11:05:00 No.61420799 Report

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>>61419700
You bastard...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 11:13:00 No.61421075 Report

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>>61419700

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 13:10:00 No.61424876 Report

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Why is an oiled pan more educational than an un-oiled one?

it's non-friction

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 13:21:00 No.61425154 Report

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too many tryhards in this thread

good post OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2012 13:29:00 No.61425339 Report

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>so you watched Ika Musume?
>yeah
>how was it
>not an inkling of quality!

!desuV9JP12

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!desuV9JP12 Wed 15 Feb 2012 13:40:00 No.61425623 Report

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I remember reading that joke before.

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