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FUCK IT COWBOYS, I AM TIRED OF THIS SYNDICATE BULLSHIT. I AM GOING TO FUCK THAT SYNDICATE. GIVE ME 30 MINUTES. IF IT DOESN'T FALL IN 30 MINUTES, I WILL AN HERO MYSELF IN 30 MINUTES...