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>me under the shower
>singing "Ready ready ready for the take off"
>doing gay poses in front of the mirror
>going out of the bathroom
>my mom is smirking in the corridor
>"You finally pick up the way of the music, huh?" - she is big musicfag, but with good taste
>she is making a bro fist
>Is shitty Japanese music, but whatever...
>I replay to her bro fist with mine bro fist

No, she wasn`t waiting in front of the door, because she want to fuck... I hope...