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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:30:00 No.48884200 View View Reply Original Report

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>be beta introvert
>at college, meet nice looking girl(not razor thin, but not obese either; healthy)
>we start talking, everything feels so natural when I'm talking to her
>get back to my place start cuddling
>go to room
>Wake up. FUCKING TROLL DREAMS!

Matsuda-chan !ZYIggdNQgg

Matsuda-chan !ZYIggdNQgg Mon 02 May 2011 09:30:00 No.48884229 Report

Quoted By: >>48884254 >>48885063

enjoy your fat dream girlfriend faggot

Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y

Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Mon 02 May 2011 09:31:00 No.48884244 Report

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>be a beta introvert
>report shitty greentext threads on /a/
>feeling of self-worth
>watch jap cartoons made for little girls
>FUCKING TROLL ANIMES

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:31:00 No.48884254 Report

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>>48884229

Behave yourself Matsuda-chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:34:00 No.48884353 Report

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even if your dreams you cant land a hottie, shit one op

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:37:00 No.48884466 Report

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>be beta introvert
>at sea, meet gofoy looking pirate
>we start going on adventures, everything feels so natural when I'm adventuring with him
>find one piece
>Wake up. FUCKING TROLL DREAMS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:38:00 No.48884502 Report

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>be beta introvert
>at sea, meet gofoy looking pirate
>we start going on adventures, everything feels so natural when I'm adventuring with him
>find one piece
>Wake up. FUCKING TROLL DREAMS!

J !!8haflFSoIRm

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J !!8haflFSoIRm Mon 02 May 2011 09:40:00 No.48884589 Report

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>3DPD dreams

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:40:00 No.48884590 Report

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Would have been believable if you were the one piece. Either way it's shit though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:50:00 No.48884877 Report

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>iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:54:00 No.48885002 Report

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>be beta introvert
>Wake up. FUCKING TROLL DREAMS!

?psilon.Nought !Cp48cuwbRA

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?psilon.Nought !Cp48cuwbRA Mon 02 May 2011 09:56:00 No.48885063 Report

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>>48884229
>fat
don't get ahead of yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:57:00 No.48885089 Report

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>be beta introvert
>at college, meet nice looking guy
>we start talking, everything feels so natural when I'm talking to him
>he unzips jumpsuit
>YARANAIKA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:57:00 No.48885099 Report

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>Be beta introvert
>Don't have dreams
>Wake up. FUCKING TROLL SLEEP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:59:00 No.48885159 Report

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>be beta introvert
>wake up, go to bathroom
>realize this isn't my bathroom, realize I am dreaming
>wake up again.. this isn't my room
>wake up again. FUCK YOU, LET ME WAKE UP
>now wake up, really scared of sleeping for the rest of the night
FUCKING TROLL DREAMS, HOW THEY WORK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:00:00 No.48885196 Report

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>be an alpha introvert
>this is not like my internet stereotypes
>i am doing it wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:00:00 No.48885205 Report

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>Be beta introvert
>have awesome dream
>wake up
>WHY CANT I INCEPT!?
>FUCKING TROLL REALITY!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:01:00 No.48885230 Report

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Most of my dreams involve me flying around town naked punching stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:02:00 No.48885266 Report

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>walk into a public restroom
>Sit down on the toilet because I came to take a shit
>Take a loud ass shit, hell yeah motherfucker betas get off my level
>ALPHA AS FUCK

sagefag !SAGE.o/neQ

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sagefag !SAGE.o/neQ Mon 02 May 2011 10:02:00 No.48885270 Report

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ANIME & MANGA.

Fake stories, green text and wet dreams all belong on>>>/b/

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:03:00 No.48885281 Report

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>>48885230
ever since I got my divers license, most of my dreams have been of me drowning and then realize I can breath under water

sage !SAGeFeLdFE

sage !SAGeFeLdFE Mon 02 May 2011 10:05:00 No.48885360 Report

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Ahahah, greentext and /b/ threads on /a/? That's why you guys are betas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:05:00 No.48885387 Report

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>Wake up
>Get ready, I'm late for class
>get my test back with a failing grade
>think I'm dreaming, conclude that I'm not
>wake up again
>Not late, but now in a really bad mood

Fuck man, I thought they were joking about this dreaming of waking up thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:07:00 No.48885463 Report

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>>48885387

>have a bad dream
>wake up and realize it never happened
>bad mood

The hell is wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:08:00 No.48885488 Report

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>be omega with an outlook far too functional albeit detached and principled to fully qualify as introverted.
>at college, make alliances with all sorts of people while doing homework.
>be super polite all the time
>at least 3 people I contact daily
>all of them are introverted or boring or partiers outside my social sphere.
>spend like 3 hours hanging out with my friend from highschool at a convention, she's an artist who is displaying her doujin work and she has really good classic taste in anime.
>itsudemo sagashiteiruyo dokka ni kimi no sugata wo

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:11:00 No.48885619 Report

Quoted By: >>48885654

>
has bad dream
>afraid to sleep alone
>hhhnnngggg

GameBoo !mpZx7zHN/Q

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GameBoo !mpZx7zHN/Q Mon 02 May 2011 10:12:00 No.48885645 Report

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>Reoccurring dream where I become a being who exists outside of time and space. In the center of my comfy abode in the abyss of nothingness is a hub where I can observe all universes and everyone in them. I entertain myself with trolling the shit out of random people from random anime and video game universes.
Childish, but it's fun.
That one time I went to Gensokyo was interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:13:00 No.48885654 Report

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>>48885619
>hhnnnnggg

>mfw I rarely dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:13:00 No.48885668 Report

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>watch inception
>try to learn how to lucid dream
>one night, realize I'm in a dream
>take control
>start messing around
>suddenly knocked out
>hot chick in gothic lolita holding a base ball bat tells me that if I ever do it again, she fucking kill me
>never try again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:14:00 No.48885705 Report

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>>48885645
i once dreamt i went to gensokyo
reimu forced me to be her cook

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:14:00 No.48885712 Report

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Dream thread? Dream thread.
>have dream that I'm carrying my waifu through a supermarket
>I start fingering her through her clothes
>suddenly we're both naked and I'm penetrating her
>realize we're in public, ask her if she'd like to continue in the men's room
>men's room is under construction
>go back out into the supermarket where we are reprimanded by some chick we apparently came in with
>put clothes back on and leave
>walk to car out in parking lot
>Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin is driving, I get into the back seat with my waifu, who has inexplicably turned into a frog
>Kenshin is driving like a maniac, I notice that because of this my frog waifu is being injured
>I begin fearing that she'll die
>she's now a caterpillar, I prod her but get no response
>get real sad, put a jacket over her body
>Kenshin pulls up at my neighborhood, pick up jacket

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:19:00 No.48885848 Report

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>learn how to lucid dream
>finally able to hold hands with my waifu
>carry her in my arms
>best time of my life
>suddenly wake up
>sadfrog.jpg
>roll over and try to go back to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:19:00 No.48885880 Report

Quoted By: >>48885921 >>48885938

>be beta introvert
>wake up at 7am
>go downstairs, devour some cereal
>Get to bus stop
>See friends
>Kickin in the front seat
>kickin in the back seat
>Can't figure out which seat to take
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:21:00 No.48885921 Report

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>>48885880

MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN

Sig !!DBI97MeOzwZ

Sig !!DBI97MeOzwZ Mon 02 May 2011 10:21:00 No.48885938 Report

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>>48885880
avoid football stadiums at all costs...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:23:00 No.48886009 Report

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>having a dream about a piece of corn that has the same color patterns as maize but is shaped like a pear
>it's my only friend
>eat it
>be sad because I ate my only friend
>realize I'm having a dream because I don't have any friends
>holy shit, lucid dream
>butler comes and takes my leftover corn/best friend away
>get ready to do whatever the fuck I want, starting with diving deep into the ocean
>alarm goes off
>wake up and break it

That fucker deserved it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:40:00 No.48886608 Report

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I always dream about frustration, guilt, or getting fucked over. Especially now that I'm waiting for admission to my major.

When half asleep I daydream about living with, spending time with, or traveling through the wilderness with women or little orphaned girls, the best is when I can get a half asleep dream picture of holding my wife's hand while my adopted little girl falls asleep between the two of us. My mind can't really comprehend how women fall in love, whereas I have a lot of real life experience looking after little cousins and such and I basically understand how they work, so usually my dream wife falls in love with me when she sees how lovingly I care for my daughter. It's fucked up, because in reality even if a man can adopt a child as a single father, there is no way that that would ever impress a woman in this selfish day and age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 11:05:00 No.48887552 Report

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>>48886608
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