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American fags, so it seems you have finally been able to take down your poor excuse for a nemesis...

..And now you feel you should rejoice, spreading your cheerfulness as a plague across all of the boards...

It is understandable, after all, you have so little to look up too these days..., so even a minor event like this provides you with the opportunity to frolic foolishly in joy like brainless monkeys..

HALT YOUR POSTS, MONGRELS.

Remember and remember well..., that IT IS I who still reigns over this board !

So as the King of Heroes, I command thee faggots to head off elsewhere with your insolent moralistic threads, and leave my /a/ for Anime discussion alone.

Now, begone with you !