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>wish i was a shota
>wish i was in prison
>wish i was surrounded by big hairy naked men
>wish i dropped the soap
>wish i got my butt pounded by a big hung black dude

Anyone else feel like this when watching Deadman Wonderland? god my butt is aching for some cock right now *sticks finger in butt and sniff it*