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You boys are nothing but hypocritical, chauvinistic pigs. Stop lusting over 2D girls like it's the best thing in the world.

Your waifu is not real. She is not capable of loving you or protecting your fragile little ego. If she was real, she would dump you on the spot for being fat, smelly virgin neckbeard losers that you are.