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You have a choice to pick one of the following:

1. Become an muscular, handsome, confident alpha, with ability to seduce any 3d woman you want
OR
2. Obtain the ability to perceive a perfect hallucination of your waifu. She will be 100% real for you, you can talk with her, touch her, etc. However it's still hallucination, from the different person point of view it's just you going crazy.