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!opsz80pEiE No.48905611 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
LUNATIC MODE ENGAGED

DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO ROLL THIS SHIT?

8 = You Rewatch Endless Eight
88 = You Rewatch Endless Eight (English Dub)
888 = You Rewatch Endless Eight English Dub Eight Times
8888 = You RewatchBoku no Pico
88888 = You have invoked POKER FACE. The next time someone comes to your house, NO MATTER WHO IT IS, you must watch Endless Eight while they are there, and try your best to convince them that it is a good anime, using ONLY those episodes. You are forbidden from mentioning the other episodes. If you fail, You must watch Endless Eight English Dub, Eight times.
Dubs = You Rewatch Endless Eight
Trips = You Rewatch Endless Eight (English Dub)
Quads = You Rewatch Endless Eight English Dub Eight Times
Quints = Go to an anime review site and review Haruhi as high as you can, mentioning Endless Eight as a high point of the anime. Bonus points for using the word "Fanservice" exactly Eight times.