>>48908641Well, I was on one of those seats on the bus that are reserved for people who have trouble moving around. So the old dude gets on the bus and I get up to leave the seat to him, right at the same time another guy on one of these seats gets up as well.
So the old dude sits on the other seat, and a moment later he stands up, walks over to where I'm sitting and whispers in my ear "Hey, don't feel bad. I think you are much more... cute than him. I just like that seat better".
Luckily my stop was only 3 minutes after that. Probably "hit on me" wasn't the best way to put it, but it was awkward as fuck.