Nano worked the USB stick with her hands before placing it in her mouth. It began to get larger and larger. Unfortunately no data was being received. She pulled the drive out of her upper port to examine it. The data came flooding out, into her eyes and hair. "Oh no!" she said, hot white data still spurting all over her torso and face. She had timed the download incorrectly. Desperately, she tried to consume the data. Fingers clawed at data filled hair, scooping the white nanopartical soup and shoving it into her mouth. Swallowing, she was depressed to learn nothing new.
The scientist comforted her. "We'll have to try the lower port," he said reassuringly. Of course! her lower port had never been accessed before, so this was bound to work. Still hard, she took hold of his USB stick and placed it into her bottom data access center. A small green light went on inside her left nipple. The scientist smiled and began sucking on it. Her lower port was being filled with lubricant to help the process, but despite this he was unable to find the correct configuration. In and out went the scientist, moving faster and slower to find the right point of access.
