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!!JDGyMmEw+9E No.51600000 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
There's a conspiracy on this board.

This King of GETs fellow manages to get GET after GET to the point that even scripts can't keep up with him, yet you expect me to believe that he's human?

I've seen things.

No human being can do what KoG does on a daily basis.