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!AlcottoOIQ No.55138464 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hello, old friend. Today is March 18th, 2013. I come from the future to tell you about /ani/, one of the two new boards that will emerge from what will soon be on your board, the 55555555 GET. I have no worries about altering the timeline, since the first 40 or so posts before AND after 55555555 mostly contain Yami Yugi images (some from people posting it but mostly from spambots), so I may repost this thread a few times before 55555555 arrives. The picture you are seeing comes from KoG's 2011 GET pack that he released on January 1st, 2012. After the 55555555 GET, moot will come to his senses and put an end to /a/. He will split /a/ up into /ani/, for anime, and /mg/, for manga. This will cause KoG and his friends to migrate over to /v/. /v/ will get the XXXs back on it for a little while, and KoG will migrate to /b/, where he resides at to this day. Most /b/ gets these days are now gotten via Begetten, WizardGET, and MagicDubs (will be released in a few months from the time of this post; it is basically a Firefox version of Begetten but can work on /b/). /ani/ is still pretty cancerous, but I would say it is at early 2007 level cancer. /mg/ is like /c/, only with manga and a bit faster.

Today is a bright day, /a/, so don't worry.

Your woes will soon cease to exist.