Take the little girl home, break out my expensive bath salts, wash her hair with expensive french shampoo I got on holiday in paris, feed her a freshly baked cheese, tomato, chicken and green pepper pizza with a nice hot mug of cadburys hint of mint drinking chocolate, give her my microsoft shirt as a night gown, give her a new toothbrush and let her use my toothpaste and raspberry mouthwash, make her a hot water bottle and put it in my pink rabbit hot water bottle cosy and let her sleep in my big bed snuggled up to my back for added warmth, then start straight away on adoption, getting her signed up to a doctor, dentist, and any psych help she needs then start training her as my own personal elite assassin
You bet your buns I would mister, I'm a natural father type, a girl lost her parents on the high street a few weeks ago and was crying bitch tears while everyone walked part her screaming "Please someone help me I can't find my mommy!".
Took her into the coffee shop over the road, bought her a small hot chocolate to help stop her crying and walked up and down the highstreet with her on my shoulders for 40 minutes looking for her mother who burst into tears and gave endless thank you's when she spotted her on my shoulders.
Fatherly Instincts.