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>>69095647 >money is the root of all problems I don't think that's how that aphorism went
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>>69095647 On the other hand
Mo money, mo problems
With women, you will have LESS money, and in turn, less problems
Anonymous
>>69095752 you forget that, while women lower money, they are also their own source of problems, and bring a net gain of problems than they remove
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>>69095871 >>69095752 >>69095647 But what about the Jay-Z Theorem, which states "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"?
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>>69095871 >bring a net gain of problems than they remove Nope.
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Heh Beaton. Isn't she the one who went mental at a guy who said he wanted her babies? Threatened to turn the police on him for harassment. Sounds crazy.
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>>69096071 My assumption was always that the 99 problems were either all so great that they made the bitch seem like no problem at all, or more likely that the bitch itself was the cause of said 99 problems indirectly, thereby making itself not a problem.
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>>69096192 That doesn't really sound like Beaton, Beaton's a cool lady.
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That from Kate Beaton ?
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>slither Oh my sides
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>>69096071 That statement doesn't imply that "bitches" have no problems, just that he either has no bitch or has an individual bitch that is free of problems. He could also be interacting with multiple bitches in a manner that minimizes their bitch-to-nigga problem transference ratio.
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>>69096212 This man seems to have the right idea.
While the bitch, by herself, is not a problem by herself, she causes problems, 99 problems to be specific
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>>69096237 I'm sure she spends a lot of time on twitter spouting the usual feminist guff.
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Oh boy, for a second there I thought I was on /a/ - Anime & Manga. Maybe I clicked on /b/ or /v/ by accident.
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>>69096192 Apparently she even tried to get royalties from the police for using her name on the report. Then again I heard that around here so I have no clue if it's true or not.
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>>69096340 >Implying /a/ isn't 3D hate HQ >>69096349 >that weak male lead strip every harem animu ever
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Nonono you idiots. He has 99 problems, but there is no bitch to cause him more problems, so he feels better off. He says he has 99 problems, but at least a bitch is not one of them. He cares not for bitches and the problems they cause, for he already has his own problems.
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>>69096288 Ah, I see now implications does not mean equation.
While the existence of bitches may imply problems:
(bitches -> problems)
Bitches, themselves, are not considered problems:
(bitches !≡ problems)
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>Jay-z theorem oh shhit, I lol'd hard Ok, fuck Jay-z! When *I* say "I got 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I mean I have problems and may not be completely happy but it ain't from the lack of a bitch!
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>>69096407 I find that hypothesis unlikely as he is a rapper of African-american descent and significant wealth and social status and there would be a major social stigma attached to being abstinent in that situation.
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>>69096530 Maybe his trying to get past that social stigma is one of his 99 problems?
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>>69096559 A fascinating observation.
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>>69096212 Bitch was used in a figurative sense. While he was referring to women (which is weird, since he's married to Beyonce and all), he was also referring to general bitches in life, who can also be male.
For example, if I had to deal with /a/ in real life, I would have a lot more than 99 bitches.
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>>69096530 I would postulate that he would consume the services of whores rather than tying himself to a bitch, as per the usual.
Incidentally about this thread, I love you guys so goddamn much.
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>While the song's meaning is widely debated, the chorus "If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son/I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" was defined in Jay-Z's book, Decoded, as referring to a police dog.[2] Jay-Z wrote that in 1994 he was pulled over by police while carrying cocaine in a secret compartment in his sunroof.[2] Jay-Z refused to let the police search the car and the police called for the drug sniffing dogs. However, the dogs never showed and the police had to let Jay-Z go. Moments after he drove away he writes that he saw a police car with the dogs drive by.
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>>69096237 She got mad at a guy for a retarded reason and then /co/ had a field day. She did none of that.
I still find her funny, not that that's cool to admit on /co/ anymore.
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>>69096633 He wrote the song long before he married Beyonce. He may have had a change of heart.
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You guys, you're looking at this out of context. Another word for "bitches" is "hoes". According to Jay-Z himself: "...A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe. This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy. But a pussy having no God damned sense..." He may, or may not be talking about a woman.
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>>69096682 Welp thread over.
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>/a/ discussing about females
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>>69096682 >if you're having woman problems I feel bad for you, son >I've got 99 problems, but a female police dog is not one of them Seems legit
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Friends. Think about it like this. The word bitch is used for both women and female dogs. Dogs are considered man's best friend. In order to survive most dogs need an owner, and dogs will only perform tasks for treats. Dogs also follow pack mentality. Ergo women need treats to perform tasks and will only provide for an alpha. Jay Z is simply such an alpha that bitches are no problem at all.
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>>69096694 Yeah, a lot of things could be construed as bitches/hoes in this sense.
The cops who pulled him over for a dumb reason, senseless hoes, the people who keep riding his ass, the radios that refuse to play his songs, etc.
He may specifically say "girl" but anyone can apply for a role of bitch problem.
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/a/ - African American Studies
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Alright, Jay-Z might not have been referring to women when he said "a bitch", but it's still quite obvious bitches = problems.
Now, a witch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfPBirhcxRo That's still up for debate.
Anonymous
Speaking of Jay Z, did he eventually go the Will Smith route and make a sappy song about his new daughter? I didn't think he would, but I would laugh if he did.
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>>69096836 >Man that writes overly misogynistic songs >Woman that writes over misandrist songs >They both get married. What
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I love the snake thing, nice touch.
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>>69095871 Actually, if one was to ponder this, it would seem the money isn't the problem at all!
Quite the opposite in fact, it is in fact a victim in the whole debacle as it is used as fuel by women to produce the problems.
As a current standard of our decadent society we have gone too far in dosh-shaming and discriminating money for the crimes of monetary rape perpetuated by the female and hebrew.
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>>69096860 Once again, Japan is on the ball.
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>>69096860 That couldn't be any more correct.
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>>69096721 I don't see much white knighting going on here.
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>>69096860 Love Plus is the relationship simulator for the DS, right?
Anonymous
We have an anime talking about merchanting and business. We have will have an anime talking about war economy. Why not an anime talking about this kind of shit?
Anonymous
>>69096860 What happens if you go to children born without going through marriage? My brother is in such a situation right now and I would like to know what his future prospects are like.
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>>69096956 It's a dating sim for the DS, notorious or popular for being very clingy
You can sort of talk with them and stuff
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''The inability of (masculinist) science to deal with turbulent flow is explained by the association of fluidity with femininity: whereas men have sex organs that protrude and become rigid, women have openings that leak menstrual blood and vaginal fluids. Hence male science cannot cope with fluid dynamics.''
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>>69096956 No, Love Plus is a mystic portal that transports you into a world where love is pure, and you can find it.
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>>69096970 Because its a retarded stereotype.
Anonymous
I'd expect this much from such weak men, pretending to be little anime children all day. You disgusting pedotrash make me sick. It just makes me glad that you are al too weak to get a real womyn and will never be able to pass on your omega genes.
Anonymous
>>69096985 I might be wrong, but the woman can still get child alimony without having to go through marriage step.
Anonymous
>>69096893 She only wrote misandrist songs after she got married, though.
In fact, the songs I remember her for would make tumblr shit themselves in anger.
>Nasty put yo clothes on, I told you >Don't walk out yo house without yo clothes on Anonymous
and this is why i indulge myself in gay sex, alcohol and 2d.
Anonymous
>>69097028 You're a bit late.
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>>69096970 Would cause more shitstorms and overseas analdevastation that money.
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>>69096211 >>69096349 >>69095586 Haha, who the fuck draws these?
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>>69097110 Boku no Readu Da Threadu
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>>69097069 >hurrdurr I can't take the facts that I'm a second rate person >sage sage sage Pokémon Trainer !!5ePlBCwZJBy
Would you watch an anime about Jay-Z? The plot would follow him going through his 99 problems until the final episode where a bitch is one .
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>>69097138 Well I guess I did only scroll down through the images...
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>>69097028 I don't want nor need relationship drama in my life.
I am a happy single father now, and I sure as hell won't remarry or anything.
Anonymous
>>69097176 Will he be a magical girl?
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>>69097068 >gay sex >still having 3DPD sex >>69097110 Kate Beaton
She was well known for being a fairly funny web comic writer, but she made a dumb call regarding some guy saying he wanted to have her babies. The following shitstorm was one not seen on tumblr since...the last retarded feminist event, so three weeks.
Her comics are still funny, but you're not allowed to admit this.
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>>69097058 Nah, look at her destiny's child stuff. That was all before she married him too.
>>69097041 The cost of living with children is fucking ridiculous.
Even if it was the reverse scenario(she has to pay childsupport and the dad was raising the kid), you'd want that money.
Kids only become cheap when you make them get their own jobs.
Anonymous
>>69097041 >>69096985 Depends on the country.
In 'murka you can get slapped with child support even when its not your kid at all, so in that case whether its out of wedlock or not is kind of moot.
Anonymous
>>69097087 Maybe an H-Doujin then.
>MC is a man who, after having his life devastated by a girl, dons a mask and goes around raping women and making them his sex slaves in the name of justice >"Your asspussy is the root of all evil, and my dick is the gavel that will condemn it!" >"I'm going to ravage global economic social problems right out of your womb!" Anonymous
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>>69097139 >Gets hit by a Truck >Gets up perfectly fine What the fuck Japan?
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>>69097176 I would.
It would sell like shit, though. What company would you want to do it? SHAFT?
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>>69097207 Its because /co/ is full of retards.
In all honesty, both sides are wrong, Kate for overreacting and /co/ for overreacting to her overreacting.
Anonymous
>>69097211 >Paying 'child' support Pokémon Trainer !!5ePlBCwZJBy
>>69097202 Hell no. He's a hard ass nigga. He'd be a magical gangster.
>>69097249 >SHAFT I can't imagine how that would work. They don't snap people's necks on the streets, they use guns.
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>>69097243 You know that already exists, right?
Not counting Rapeman, that's the plot of literally dozens of doujins. I'm actually tired of it, personally, it's so cliche.
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>>69097231 >In 'murka you can get slapped with child support even when its not your kid at all That sounds like something the internet made up.
Can't you just ask for a DNA test?
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>>69097273 I'm not sure why people complain about this. It's very easy to get out of paying child support. That's why you hear about women bitching about their ex-man not paying it. Even a little bit of googling will tell you how simple it is.
Speaking as someone whose dad skipped out and for the longest time wondered how he got away with it.
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>>69097231 >In 'murka you can get slapped with child support even when its not your kid at all, No, that's not true at all.
You can contest it if you're not the father and you'll win 100% of the time. This is why the niggers on Maury demand a blood test.
>>69097273 If the father kept that as evidence, he can potentially stop payments or at least lower it. Because you're only supposed to use the child support for the children. She's not allowed to use it like that.
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>>69097274 Have you never seen a black person roll their neck? SHAFT is the only one who could do this.
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>>69097273 Post one where she sends her kid off to foster care.
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>>69097312 You can, its just that they can pull redtape shenanigans on you and have you notified of the whole pile of bullshit right after the deadline on getting the DNA test.
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>>69097363 >Have you never seen a black person roll their neck? >roll their neck I have the most odd mental image.
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>>69097364 >falling for the same trap twice A man can only blame himself.
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>>69097202 Maybe he is the token magical partner.
>MC-tan is an ordinary middle school student, until one day an African American hip hop artist falls on top of her out of the sky. >He introduces himself as Jay-Z, a foreigner who had accidentally released 99 Problems unto grorious nippon (but a bitch ain't one) >Since it is Japan, as a gaijin he is powerless, so he implores MC-tan to make a contract with him and become a magical girl (with magical grills) >Can MC-tan solve Jay-Z's 99 Problems while still leading a regular middle school life? The twist at the end is that a bitch IS a problem. The secret 100th problem, who is trying to awaken an ancient evil.
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>>69097188 did your wife die, you got divorced or what
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>>69097364 >Made up internet bullshit What's worse is that people save these things and believe them.
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>>69097405 >after the deadline on getting the DNA test. Wut. So if new evidence that you're not the father comes to light, then don't take it into consideration?
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>>69097410 Mmmmhmmm, you best believe only SHAFT can handle all dis head movement
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>>69097429 I would pay good money to see this.
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>>69097483 They do.
I don't know why you're asking /a/ these questions, as if they have any kind of experience with this. This is just another >women
thread.
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>>69097483 They do, you can request a childsupport hearing.
People on 4chan like to pretend that you can't do anything about it and also cherrypick the worst possible situations.
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>>69097483 Depends on how fair the judge and others in the system are willing to be, but if they are willing to pull such ridiculous shit in the first place, chances are pretty likely you will be fucked over one way or the other.
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>>69097602 Actually, you don't want an old male traditionalist judge.
Those are the judges that rule more in the favor of women than the others.
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>>69097429 >Her magical girl costume is an iced out gangsta outfit >All of her magical gadgets are just guns >Jay-Z can turn into a super deformed version of himself to serve as the mascot of the franchise >Gives soul-searching advise to the MC in the form of deep rap lyrics >Through her adventures, MC becomes a hard ass warrior of the streets who appreciates the struggles of thug lyfe Anonymous
>>69097658 Are men so pussywhipped now?
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Having fun in your echo chamber lads?
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>>69097429 >>69097675 >Jay-Z voiced by Wakamoto Pokémon Trainer !!5ePlBCwZJBy
>>69097675 Brilliant. What else?
>throws up gang sign to transform Anonymous
>>69097786 Her rival is contracted by Nas.
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>>69097786 They already do that though.
Anonymous
>>69097786 Are different gang signs performed for each spell?
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>>69097675 the MC literally becomes an MC
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>>69097786 Needs more rappers and magical girls.
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>>69097758 It really isn't pussy whipping as much as white knightan delusions beaten into them since they were kids.
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>>69097758 No, its more that the traditionalist judge will rule in favor of the woman because they believe that she won't earn enough income to support her and the child.
Ages ago, they always ruled in favor of women when it came to divorce hearings.
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>>69097675 Haha, someone get a drawfag on this or something.
>yfw the series is actually a DECONSTRUCTION that delves seriously into the lives and hardships of up-and-coming ghetto musicians It's like Green Mile: The Anime
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>>69097823 God damn, I spat my drink everywhere.
>>69097839 Sailor Moon was a real baller.
>>69097844 >spell Guns are pretty impressive, but I wouldn't exactly call them magical. Maybe MC-tan can hold them sideways for up to 100% improved accuracy.
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>>69097483 >>69097345 But wasn't there a case of a father of after paying child support for 18 years, then found out the child actually not his biological daughter, and later tried to get back his money and got difficulties in the court?
If I'm not mistaken in America if the father's name is already in the birth certificate (due to marriage) and only later he found out he's not the father, he still got slapped with child support, DNA test or not.
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>>69097963 The guns are still magical guns.
She needs to sing rap lyrics in order to summon them. The more real her rhymes, and the harder she disses her opponents, the stronger they get.
>battles between contracted magical girls are rap-offs Anonymous
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How about some american knuckles to complement the guns.
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What role would 2pac play?
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>>69097933 I really hope you mean 8 mile.
>>69098027 Oh, and the citizens the villain is terrorizing will do the typical "Oooooooh!" every time either MC-tan or her rival lays down a diss. Fuck, this is amazing. I need to see this.
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>>69098002 Well for one, its after 18 years. If he had any doubts about the child, it shouldn't have been 18 years afterward.
>If I'm not mistaken in America if the father's name is already in the birth certificate (due to marriage) and only later he found out he's not the father, he still got slapped with child support, DNA test or not. You can still contest to get your name taken off the certificate after birth if it turns out not to be yours. And again. If the man had any doubts about it before, he should've done it when the kid was still a baby, not when its 18 years old.
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>>69098114 >8 mile What did I say?
>Green Mile Fuck me. Been pulling too many all-nighters.
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>>69096530 Perhaps we are to infer that while his lack of a bitch is causing him problems, including but not limited to allegations of homosexuality and social stigmatization due to lack of aforementioned bitch, the absence of the problems that the bitch would create have mitigated these problems considerably
Anonymous
>>69097963 Both PSG and Madoka had magical guns, Jay Z-tan gets them too.
Anonymous
Do we have a tear jerking ending scene in which Jay-Z leaves to go back to America?
Anonymous
>>69098228 Homuhomu's guns weren't magical, though, just acquired via magic
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>>69098029 I still remember that thread. It was beautiful.
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>>69098078 The wise mentor character who appears in Jay-Z's flashbacks. Later on he gets revived in the form of a holographic clone by an illusion casting enemy.
This is the episode where the tables turn, and MC-tan is the one who has to make Jay-Z snap out of it, strengthening their bonds of friendship.
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>>69098243 >The plane crashes right after taking off >He falls on MC-tan again Cue season 2
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>>69098243 Japan is not ready to have a gaijin permanently living in their midst, but in the future, if everyone believes hard enough, Jay-Z will return.
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>>69098262 Mami's guns were magical.
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>>69098334 Oh right
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>>69098187 Yeah, I was pretty sure you didn't mean this.
>>69098228 But what is the most fitting kind of gun?
>>69098286 More like,
>police show up >Jay-Z and MC-tan start doing fifty five in a fifty four >cue ending >S2 starts with them in the car >wacky gangster hijinks continue in new hoods Anonymous
>>69098243 >Airport >"I guess this is goodbye, Jay-Z-san. I really had a fun time with you." >Jay-Z places a gentle hand on MC-tan's head and ruffles her hair >"Same girl. You keep it real now, you hear? Don't let any of 'em niggas fuck wit chu. Even if we're apart, Jay-Z's always got cho back." >Instrumental version of 99 Problems plays while Jay-Z turns walks into the terminal with his luggage, one hand raised in the air in farewell. >MC-tan, at the last moment, runs up to the glass with tears in her eyes >"Jay-Z-san! I'll never forget the lessons I've learned from you! I'll always remember the times we've shared together and the bustas we capped! Until we meet again, I'll keep the gangsta spirit alive!" >"Jay-Z turns around and gives a last thumbs up before the automatic doors close." >MC-tan gives a melancholy smile as she watches the plane take off from the windows. And then
>>69098286 happens.
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>>69098612 Her last tearful goodbye should be spoken entirely in engrish.
Otherwise, that's beautiful.
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>>69098612 >"Jay-Z-san! I'll never forget the lessons I've learned from you! I'll always remember the times we've shared together and the bustas we capped! Until we meet again, I'll keep the gangsta spirit alive!" I think I would die from laughter and a heart attack at the same time.
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Season 2 is a slice of gangsta life with magical girl hijinks.
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Does Japan even like rap music? I know the adventures of MC-tan and Jay-Z will never become a reality (sadly), but would Japan ever make an anime about rap? We really need a name for this because typing out MC-tan and Jay-Z and whatever takes forever. What would be a fitting title for an anime like that?
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>>69098612 >instrumental version of 99 Problems play I lost it
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>>69098986 >Does Japan even like rap? Yeah.
Galoooo Sengen Anonymous
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>>69098986 Apparently there is a strong following with the current generation because they think black people are interesting.
I highly doubt it's most of the population, though.
Anonymous
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>>69099036 I don't know, it just doesn't seem to have the gangster spirit in it.
>>69099064 Well, that's a shame. If not the Jay-Z anime, I'd at least give a rap anime a shot.
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>>69099160 The 99 Problems of Mister Jay-Z.
You read it in Engrish. There is no Japanese translation.
>Za nein-tee-nein pruhbrums obu meestah jay-zee Anonymous
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>>69098986 >would Japan ever make an anime about rap? Anonymous
>>69098986 >What would be a fitting title for an anime like that? 99 Problems Pokémon Trainer !!5ePlBCwZJBy
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>>69099250 >>69099297 It's so obvious, I feel retarded for not thinking of it.
>>69099250 I would hope that the title is read by MC-tan at the start of each episode.
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>>69097675 >Jay-Z can turn into a super deformed version of himself to serve as the mascot of the franchise Drawfags, this is your cue.
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>J-rap episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vy_xytdWrA >Weed episode with Snoop >Yakuza episode >MC-tan's "new haircut represents personal change" scene involves her getting cornrows This could work.
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>>69099431 >new haircut >cornrows Fuck. I can't imagine this looking good but it would fit so well with the theme.
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So, the "problems" would be monsters or something that possess people and turn them into ignorant nyuckas? And each episode is named after a Jay-Z song. Obviously it wouldn't run for that long, nor would there be enough songs to name them after. So there'd have to be one ep where MC-tan blows through like 80 of them at the same time.
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Season 2 will be battling T-pain and the legions of auto-tune. Season 3 will be battling Lil'Wayne and team Young Money.
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... I came into this thread enticed by the prospect of some potentially funny little drawings while thinking "I'll just ignore the feminist/anti-feminist warblings going on within..." and instead I got one of the funniest anime ideas I've read on this board in a long while. Good show /a/, you've still got it!
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Niggers? In my /a/ ?
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>Every instance of "baka" is now replaced with "busta" B-Busta... I-It's not like I wanted to cap you in the knees. Y-You just stepped on my new Nikes, that's all!
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>>69099501 >80 of them at the same time Now that raises the question; what problem does a gangster have that is so plentiful?
>>69099596 God damn, reading stuff like this makes me saddened this won't become a real anime.
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>>69097462 >Made up. Is your vag bleeding again?
Anonymous
>>69099495 If you google 可愛いコーンロウ or something lots of lolis have them
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>>69099880 That's pretty strange. I don't know, I can't really visualize what MC-tan would look like for this anime. It's hard enough trying to imagine a Japanese girl being a legitimate gangster and magical girl. Magical gangster girl.
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>>69099250 Episode titles are named after Problems, like Problem 1 - episode one.
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>>69100006 That's the point. It's a total juxtaposition. You throw a cute, innocent girl into an blinged up gangster outfit when she has no business dressing up as one.
Gangasta moe. Shit's cray.
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>>69099596 Onii-chan, busta!
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>>69099889 >>69099842 Go back to /v/, we're talking about Jayz anime adventures
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>>69100146 Like I said before, I don't know if my heart would be able to take it, or if I would just laugh my way to the grave.
What would her magical girl/gangster outfit look like? What is the typical attire for a man of this status?
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>>69099842 Don't forget that article few years back about doctors falsifying DNA-test results "for the good of the family" and people being fine with that.
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>>69099889 >trusting sorority sluts >Florida HAHAHA FLORIDA SCUM
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>>69100146 I like to think it's a progression. In the first episode, jay Z gives her a cute little removable cat tattoo or something, just as initiation, and she's absolutely freaking put about it because of Yakuza. By the end, when she transoms, she's wearing a bandana with aviators, gold chains around her neck and brass knuckles, all while jumping through the air and firing diamond-studded pistols held sideways.
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>>69100376 >By the end, when she transoms, she's wearing a bandana with aviators, gold chains around her neck and brass knuckles, all while jumping through the air and firing diamond-studded pistols held sideways. I know what to request in drawfag threads now.
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>>69100274 >>69100261 >>69099889 >>69099842 Fuck off.
This thread is about magical girl gangstas.
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>>69099431 Don't forget the episode where MC-tan gets the japanese cold and Jay-Z needs to go shopping for her. This episode shows how most japanese don't like gaijins.
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>>69100146 Why do we only have MC-Tan?
She should meet other magical girls, like Yankee-Tan who has a hotblooded rapper like EZE or Ice Cub (Nwa version) and megane-tan who has a rapper like Mos Def for stands.
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>>69100539 I think the Japanese would end up falling for Jay-Z's lyrical genius and swag overall.
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>>69099880 >that feel when you don't hate it Asians wearing cornrows has been around for a while, though. What we really need is some afros.
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>>69100598 Other magical girls and rapper mascots are a given.
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This can't be an anime /a/, but let's make it into a manga. Compile all the good ideas into a post I can copy, go go go.
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>>69099880 I'm imagining this girl in 2D, and it's wonderful.
Afro-cornrow-twintails MC
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>>69100672 Asian with a pseudo afro here, ask me anything.
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>>69100724 >giant poofy twin tails with cornrows I keep throwing money at the screen but nothing's happening.
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>>69100598 Yankee-tan is a weeaboo, adopted by the underground cabal of Japanese rap artists, trained to be a secret weapon that proves the superiority of JRAP.
Can MC-tan's modest rhythm and breasts defeat the cowtits hoe with the Nippon flow?
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>>69100829 >modest rhythm She's Jay-Z's apprentice. She goes hard when she drops the beat.
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>>69100724 Forgot my pic
I am picturing THIS girl in 2D and it's glorious.
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>>69100829 >cowtits hoe with the Nippon flow Anonymous
>>69100874 What would her untransformed hairstyle look like?
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>>69101010 Maybe a hime cut. Something completely different from the whole gangster theme.
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>>69099507 >battling T-pain and the legions of auto-tune. during the battle this plays
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EWruiIjBmo Anonymous
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>>69101239 Get out, Rival-tan.
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>>69097364 >emotional rape 10/10 would rage again
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There will be a slightly more serious, overarching plot during which MC-tan deals with the social stigmas of growing up without a father, and Jay-Z learning how to become a competent surrogate father figure. At the end of the series, both sides overcome their struggles, and walk away better people. Happy end.
Anonymous
>>69101615 That sounds like it would ruin the anime.
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Will black people finally be moe, /a/?
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>>69101281 Fuck me Onee-chan
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What if, in one episode, Jay-Z is a little girl?
Pokémon Trainer !!5ePlBCwZJBy
>>69102041 He would show the MC the true gangsta spirit.
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>>69101874 As long as it's kept relatively lighthearted, it could be pretty cute.
>Listen kid, I also know what it's like to be a lonely little boy abandoned by his own papa. But no matter what those bitches put in your footlocker, Imma always be here for you. >Thank you, Mistaah JayZ-san. But I'm actually a girl. >Damn, really? Shit, y'all Chinese niggas look the same to me. Pokémon Trainer !!5ePlBCwZJBy
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>>69102211 >Damn, really? Shit, y'all Chinese niggas look the same to me. The amount of hilarious dialogue that could occur between Jay-Z and a Japanese girl is endless.
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>>69102119 no
he would represent the true gangsta spirit, and symbolically show the MC that he was always scared inside, and that being a gangsta means to inspire others, no matter how broken you are.
Or something like that. Imagine Kamina, but as a black little girl.
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>In episode X, Jay-Z and MC get separated >Because it's Japan, Jay-Z has no idea where he is or how to find MC >Everyone ignores him because he is gaijin >Jay-Z meets up with some delinquents who think he'll make an easy target >Cue fight scene where Jay-Z takes them all on empty-handed >"T-This guy! He's not your ordinary foreigner!" >Jay-Z kicks the last guy's ass >"Ya'll bustas need t' get yo heads out of yo punk asses. Attackin' a nigga just for asking directions? If ya'll treat strangers that ain't done nothin' wrong like that, what's that say about yo brothas and ya'll, hm?" >All the delinquents bow to him and apologize profusely >Jay-Z disappears into the sunset after finally getting directions >Cut to a scene of the delinquents actually attending school >Cue background character "Eeeeeeeh?!" and shot of the sky >Shot pans down to Jay-Z and MC >MC was worried sick, Jay-Z plays it cool because that's what he does >Later, in the finale, the delinquents bust Jay-Z out of jail or some cool shit like that.
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Don't worry mah niggas. I got this.
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>>69102476 >"T-This guy! He's not your ordinary foreigner!" The best part is I can imagine a line like this in anime.
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>>69102582 Aw shit son. I eagerly await.
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>>69102582 yo gotta finish dis
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>>69102582 You are my new favourite person.
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>>69102582 Please put this hair
>>69100874 on her
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>>69102582 >that mini Jay-Z Brilliant
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>>69102582 Well fuck, I'm sold.
You'd best actually do dis shit, nigga.
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this fucking thread and also image VERY related
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>>69103767 How is he related?
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>>69102582 Cannot wait to the see the result
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>recall injection about feminist always a good thing.
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>>69096860 >>69096860 >>69096860 >"Your irrelevance" I don't quite understand that part
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>>69104349 The woman stops caring about you, but you're still there.
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>>69104349 You are no longer relevant in the relationship. You are phased out slowly in favor of your children. You're just there.
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dillers, duder
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op here, I come back after a few hours and what the fuck happened?
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>>69104665 Your retarded shitposting thread became something great.
Be grateful.
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>>69096306 >>69096212 what, it means having a bitch is worse than 99 problems.
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Sorry guys, still here. I just work really slowly.
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>>69105918 Shit nigga, you got exactly what I pictured in my head.
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>>69105918 Wonderful. Truly charming. Keep up the good work.
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>>69105918 Oh god it's beautiful. In the mean time /a/nons, post more like this for inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0 Anonymous
3/4 for archival. Get it done /a/
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>>69105918 Needs more bandanna
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>>69105918 This is great. How did you learn to draw? I'd like to drawfag it up myself sometimes.
>>69106645 And tats
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>>69105918 Great work bro.
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>>69106645 >>69106748 Bandana? Around her head, or her neck? Wouldn't the former cover the cornrows? Suggestions?
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>>69107505 I was thinking around her neck, like pic except a bit lower/looser so you can still see her chin
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>>69096772 Why does Rance have a dog?
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>>69107743 not chin, neck.
Tupac style might be good as well, if a little bit stupid looking.
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Can somebody please put together a screenshot of every Jay-Z anime post? We need this to be easily accessible
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I now want an actually good mashup of 99 problems with an anime OP/ED.
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So who voices the MC? I'd nominate Noto Mamiko. Her voice seems like one of the least likely to be paired with Jay-Z.
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>>69107887 Haha, I like that. It's totally flamboyant enough to be a mahou shoujo thing.
As for tattoos, I didn't want to give her too many because I feel it'd make her look more like a trashy Avril Lavigne type rockstar instead of a gangsta. It's up to you guys though.
Any more suggestions?
How about colors? Do we go Bloods? Crips? Or something else entirely?
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>>69108769 Brilliant!
We need several colors for the hair.
Like PINK, BLACK, RED, ORANGE, and GREEN.
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>>69108769 Oh shit, that looks nice. Not sure about the colors though. I think it was a good idea not to give her too many tattoos though.
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>>69108769 why does she look so much like madoka?
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>>69108769 I'd say the pants need to be lower and baggier, but shit's fine I guess.
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>>69108983 It's the hair cut.
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>>69108769 Needs the bandana knot in front
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>>69108769 >Plated kicks with CCS-style wings HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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>>69108769 The thug life tattoo on her hand is perfect.
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>>69095647 You need time AND money
woman = time + money
Shit basic math word problem right there and they messed up in the first step
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>>69109151 Nigga, time = money, so you're just adding shit that'll ruin it!
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>>69108769 >Digital countdown of all the problems they've solved Goddamn, you're a genius, you know that?
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>cute gangsters doing cute things Oh god drawanon, the picture is fantastic as well.
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>>69109235 Just noticed that. Oh god Anon, you are like my hero and stuff.
iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/
>>69109151 no, that's wrong
I have a lot of time, but no money
I won't get a woman
someone who has a lot of money, but no time won't get a woman either (other than a prostitute)
you need a little bit of both
multiplication has this property, but addition doesn't
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>>69109235 >>69109604 The necklace is an all-purpose magical girl computer disguised as jewel encrusted bling. It sports features such as a Problem tracker and counter, communicating with other magical girls, and checking your email.
The operating system is voiced by DMX yelling in his angriest voice.
>"AW SHIT. PROBLEMS DETECTED, HOE. GET CHO JIGGANESE ASS ON DAT." >"MAIL, NIGGA! CHECK THAT SHIT." >"INCOMING CALL, MOTHERFUCKER." Pokémon Trainer !!5ePlBCwZJBy
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>>69109754 >>69109151 stop this offtopic shit.
This thread is about Jay-Z anime and the drawing.
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>>69109886 Audio system by Beats Electronics.
So you can hear DMX yelling the way he meant for you to hear it.
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>>69109886 This has officially become the best anime of all time.
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>>69109886 This pleases Mugi.
>When shit gets real and it looks like the bustas gonna bust, MC calls on the spirit of Tupac to guide her caps. Anonymous
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>see this thread >Oh boy another bitches and whore thread >It becomes something better I love you /a/.
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>>69105918 >>69109886 Nigga you fuckin fly as hell
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Can biggie be the main villain pulling the strings?
Tupac can be the leader of the magical gangstas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaPDNgUPLE I'm a little late but that's just my 50 cents.
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>>69096682 >People believing that Jay-z didn't become one of the most rich Rapper out there by being a bitch.
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>>69110526 >Not "Just my 50 Cent" Ya blew it.
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>MC-tan running in the halls because she's late for class from Problem hunting. >Gets caught by bitchy hall monitor senpai >"MC-san, not only are you late for class, but there is no running in the hallway. I will have to report your misconduct" >Jay-Z materializes out of thin air >"Now hold up, hoe! Girl was busy saving the world and shit. Cut her some slack." >"And who are you supposed to be, foreigner? Her lawyer?" >"TCH, I AIN'T PASSED THE BAR, BUT I KNOW A LITTLE BIT. ENOUGH SO YOU WON'T ILLEGALLY BUST HER SHIT."
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>>69110653 >"Let's see how smart you are when principal comes" >"I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one" >disappears >MC-tan "EEEEEEEEEEEH?'"'s and is given detention Anonymous
>>69110775 Not cool Jay-Z.
Not cool.
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MC-tan is cute and all, but what should she be named?
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>>69110848 Alternatively, Jay-Z could strongarm that ho.
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>>69111322 >雌犬 Wow. Come on.
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>>69111322 How would you read that?
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I love you guys. Your ideas are great.
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>>69111533 Meinu or Mesuinu.
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>>69111569 I was looking for cute alternative readings since I don't know how to do that.
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How about 百子/Momoko? It's written with the character for 100.
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>>69112409 You're just going give away the secret like that?
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>>69112528 Slightly subtle.
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>>69112528 Would you prefer it to be written 桃子? I doubt he's going to have problems with peach trees though.
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I am NOT the drawfriend, but I decided to try my hand at a little coloring on our heroine. And I wanted to make this pun.
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>>69112796 Oh man, that looks pretty spiffy. Those colors work well. Nice job!
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>>69112409 >A girl named Momoko Mondai feels as if she is always bother to everyone >Problems happen all around her and she thinks it is her fault >Till one day, a mysterious foreigner falls out of the sky >They work together to solve all the problems >At the end she learns how to be confident in herself Pokémon Trainer !!5ePlBCwZJBy
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>>69113048 >And rap with the best of them while she's at it Hit me Anonymous
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>>69112796 I wonder what her regular form is like.
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Where did the original drawfag go?
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>>69112796 Drawfag here. I was in the middle of coloring as well, but damn. Those are some nice colors.
Can I steal them?
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during the final arc against whatever the big bad is, mc-tan finds that no matter what she tries, nothing she does seems ill enough to win, jay-z sees this and decides she hasent become truely hard yet, and decides to send her alone on a sabbatical "without me or noone small sonin you, yo".
with the fates hanging in the balance, mc-tan must find the answer she needs before time runs out, it is during this journey she finds the immortal shadow, where she must decide if she has what it takes, or turn back forever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-1ZaMe72ZU >yfw its also a deconstruction. Anonymous
I know this kinda offtopic, but what other OC's does /a/ have?
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>>69113459 Do it. At least the hoodie color. I love it.
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>>69113585 A lot of things. It would take a while to remember and name them.
>>69113593 The shade of pink/red and blue work amazingly well together.
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>>69113656 Not the first time we have done something like this.
>>69113554 No one knows who the big bad is, until close the end of the final arc when it's revealed that a woman is the cause of all the problems.