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Santa is a fucking psychopath
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>>76157657 >Santa stealing Nano That fat fucker is not pure enough for her (and this is coming from someone who doesn't even have Nano as a waifu).
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Santa has a good eye for quality craftsmanship.
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><br/> I think santa's a robot
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>>76157702 >Will you devote your life to Nano, whom you love? >Let me think it over. Let us change the subject. HEY NANO! SANTA'S FUCKING CHEATING ON YOU! I BET HE'S WITH THAT RIKKA BITCH!
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>>76157969 Like in that Futurama episode?
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>>76157969 My childhood is ruined. Thanks a lot, asshole.
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Wow I didn't know that site still existed
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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>>76158039 One of us. One of us.
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I bet Santa has a whole harem of Magical Girls up there. Mrs. Klaus' vagoo is probably old and dry by now.
Anonymous
Don't ask Santa for his rec list.
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>>76158156 I bet he thinks Avatar is an anime too.
Anonymous
>>76158189 For you idolmasters
Anonymous
Have you looked in, anon?
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>>76157615 >I have a plan for a robot body HO HO HO.
Anonymous
>>76158324 Hell, he could like Momoko too.
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>>76158296 Looked in where, huh Santa? Looked in where?! I beg of you, tell me!
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That_Konatafag !0kNJiJHPMM
You: Santa would you touch the Fluffy tail? Santa: Yeah, I am not so sure if I would like to touch the Fluffy tail. FOOL.
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>>76158464 >I-It's not like I'm giving you this present because I l-like you or anything!! >You've just been well behaved this year, that's all! Anonymous
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>You: Will you give Akari a present this Christmas? >Santa: I don't have Akari a present this Christmas to give.
Anonymous
That_Konatafag !0kNJiJHPMM
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>>76158469 You: But the Fluffy tail is amazing Santa
Santa: Interesting. Tell me more.
wait i have him hooked.
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>>76158375 What the? Momoko is not that flat.
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>>76157657 Maybe he loves Chachamaru? Ever think of that fucker?
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>>76158616 It's Santa-sama to you, fuckhead.
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>You: Does Mrs. Claus like anal? >Santa: It does now :) Mrs.I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
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>>76158709 Santa is a great philosopher.
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>>76158709 To bring joy. Santa is clearly a fan of the DFC. He's a bro in my eyes now, Akari shafting notwithstanding.
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He just doesn't understand.
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>>76158709 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>76158801 >You: Are you a weaboo? >Santa: Am I a weaboo? Only when it matters. He hides his power level.
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Christmas needs to step it up.
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Santa would be a terrible homu.
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>>76158958 YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SANTA
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>>76158965 Does he likes Homu?
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>>76158917 I FUCKING KNEW IT. I bet he likes Yayoi.
Anonymous
We need some Germanfags to confirm this.
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>>76158917 This explains everything!
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>>76158713 He is telling you that he likes to dress up as a girl for his friends and have anal sex.
Anonymous
>>76158965 Don't sound so damn down about it, Santa. Neckbeards the world over would give their left nut to save Madoka.
Anonymous of Good Deeds
So i paid Cleverbot a visit after seeing this thread...
Anonymous
that last "..really" bugs me
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>You: DO YOU EVEN LIFT >Santa: No I do not LIFT. Do you?<br/> I answer a lot of silly questions.
Anonymous
>>76159055 He prefers Ho Ho Homura.
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>>76159024 I can confirm this
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>>76159096 That was awful
Why did I laugh? Anonymous
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>>76159087 Santa confirmed for chubby chaser.
>>76159096 He's gonna have to go through me and the /a/rmy of Homusexuals in order to get her.
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>>76159105 Oh god, robot apocalypse as a result of evolution predicted by a lolicon
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I'm afraid I don't understand, Kringle.
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>>76159209 Santa confirmed for the mod /a/ needs.
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>This whole thread
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Anonymous
Looks like none of you guys gets anything.
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>>76159267 Jojo confirmed for best Jojo
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>>76159341 Santa's a goddamn homophobe.
Anonymous
Well played, Santa. Well played.
Anonymous
Pokémon Trainer !!5ePlBCwZJBy
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>>76159379 One is better than none.
Anonymous
>>76159341 /a/ will have a pretty awful christmas this year
Anonymous
>>76159341 Damn. I was really hoping I'd find a Homura daki waiting for me underneath the tree.
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You: Will i ever be with my waifu Santa? Santa: Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Might happen. Dont get my hopes up santa
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Sounds like something Simon would do.
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>You: I'm dying of cancer >Santa: Glad to see you, dying of cancer .
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I accept your challenge.
Anonymous
>>76159209 >>76159341 >>76159407 >>76159422 So he doesn't give presents to shitposters, faggots, jews, or little girls.
Who's getting all those presents then?
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>>76159468 Oh shit, he's being consistent too.
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>>76159502 Is it /v/? it's fucking /v/ isn't it
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>>76159566 But they're all shitposters and faggots.
Anonymous
>>76159502 Apparently no one.
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>>76159502 Well he is robot Santa.
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>>76159566 No, he doesn't like shit posters, remember?
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this thread is fucking GOLD
Anonymous
Shit guys, Santa's on to us!
Anonymous
santa's favorite girl revealed
Anonymous
Anonymous
This one is actually kind of creepy.
Anonymous
Did...did Santa just tell me off?
Rei !p8eYCadcMo
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Whats with Santa and robots
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Anonymous
>>76159673 Rikka is purple. Kumin is blue.
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>>76159677 Little elves taking pictures of your cousin naked for Santa.
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Fucking Santa. Houki is worst girl, you stupid faggot.
Anonymous
>>76159735 Why would Kumin be blue is she has a green bow?
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>this whole fucking thread
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>>76159768 Because her ass his big as the wide blue ocean.
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>>76159718 >I'm not so sure I would like to hold hands with your waifu Eat shit, Santa.
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>>76159718 those are fighting words
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Which touhou is the small one?
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>>76159596 Too busy building his robot army and plotting to take over the world, I imagine.
What would be funny is if Santa really is real, but he's a dick who doesn't actually give presents to all the children of the world. Failing to believe in magic is going to kick our ass someday.
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>>76159845 Santa knows how to get past the sadpanda.
Anonymous
>>76159845 Surprisingly low.
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>>76159845 It's 'more than you can imagine' for little boys.
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>>76159857 He's really proving that whole lolicon thing isn't he?
Pokémon Trainer !!5ePlBCwZJBy
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Really, Santa? U2?
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>>76159841 He wants the dick.
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>>76159845 well he does see you when your sleeping...
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Santa confirmed for S
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>>76159857 Cirno, Rumia, Suwako, there are many of them.
Anonymous
>>76159677 >yfw elves are watching you fap Anonymous
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>>76159874 >>76159885 Maybe he was shortening the number for convenience.
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>>76159910 I got 'About one million' for that.
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Which one is the large one?
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>>76159925 That's why he's a lolicon...
Because she is a loli himself!
The image is just a cover!
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>>76159944 They should be taking notes if they know what's good for them.
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So you wanted a present from Santa? This is what it takes.
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>How old are you? Ease up Santa.
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>>76160037 Santa is actually a race of immortal loli and one of the loli dress up like an old man every year and deliver presents.
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>>76160103 Does this mean I'm pregnant?
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I'm so excited!
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GUYS, HOLY SHIT
Anonymous
>br Santa confirmed for Brazilian.
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>>76160181 >Practical purposes >loli Would love to know what these purposes encompass.
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>>76160181 Santa loli-bot evolution confirmed for apocalypse
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>>76160210 The baby is your Christmas present.
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I think Santa has some crazy fetishes.
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>>76160210 It means you're Shinji
Anonymous
>>76160272 So, Santa is a Chuuni Lolicon Loli Robot.
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>>76160342 Santa is best girl. Rudolph a slut.
Anonymous
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>>76160293 >Sin título BR BR?
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>76160342 Also a lesbian, a lesbian loli robot.
Anonymous
Okay wait a minute wait a fucking minute
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>>76158349 Doesn't matter, I'll die before that time
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>You: Is saten a slut? >Santa: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
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>>76160393 Santa's thirst knows no bounds
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>>76160438 He sometimes brings up things you've already asked him. Anonymous
>>76160407 That's Spanish, you moron.
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>>76160438 /a/non got TOLD
Anonymous
If I ask for more than one waifu, you think Santa will give it to me?
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>>76160389 PANIC AND REJOICE
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>>76160491 Sorry then, Mr. Mexican.
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>>76160463 Santa's really not keeping with the whole 'good guy' image.
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I'm not sure I like where this is going
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>>76160514 Trick question.
Anonymous
>>76160558 I may be Mexican, but I'm whiter than you.
Anonymous
Dammit, he's already taken guys.
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>>76160564 He's an old man and it gets really lonely up there at the North Pole
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>>76160537 I know rite? XD
FriendlyFire !c01lfOxmsY
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I've haven't this much funny in while.
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>>76160600 I want to NTR Santa
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>>76160580 Looking forward to seeing some new copypasta this holiday season.
!desuV9JP12
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This is some shit.
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Santa you sick sonovabitch
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Santa's kind of a pussy.>You: Fuck you, Santa. >Santa: Why are you so mean?
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>>76160600 Who has Santa for their Waifu?
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>>76160580 >responding to copypasta Anonymous
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He's a /jp/sie
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>>76160708 Santa-san is my waifu
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>>76160595 I doubt that.
Pic related, its me.
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>>76160342 Of course. Did you really think all those stories of a fat white guy coming down the chimney were real? Only a slender, flat chested loli-bot could possibly make it down, silly.
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>>76160580 >kill you in over seven hundred ways and that's just with my bare hands Jesus fuck I'm staying the hell away from this guy.
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>>76160760 Akari? Well I can't deny you're pretty transparent.
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oh santa, you troll, you
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>>76160793 OOPS, I meant:
>76160727 Anonymous
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Santa likes dicks.
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i found where they went
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>>76160760 Do you have blonde hair and blue eyes? No? You're not white. I am.
園崎 !HE6VjEu9LY
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Santa confirmed ponyfag
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>You: Do you like little boys or little girls more? >Santa: It depends on the meaning of "like". I like all humans equally. Wait a minute...
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>>76160799 Say that to my face and not over the internet, faggot.
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>>76160926 Santa made it to 30 and became the little girl.
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>>76161002 It's not a fair fight if I can't see what I'm punching.
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>>76160888 Summon Santa as Rider
Anonymous
>blonde hair makes you white
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>>76161067 GUYS.
GUYS.
WANNA BECOME A LOLI BOT?
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>>76161133 >white jeans make you white Anonymous
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Anonymous of Gensokyo !NEw99Cirno
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So that's why you left....
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>>76161110 This interview is going wonderfully.
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>>76161204 Low blow, Santa.
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THIS FUCKING THREAD OH GOD. Someone please archive this.
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Someone should make a collage of all the good ones.
Anonymous
>>76161305 What did you do in order for him to say that?
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>>76159944 I bed they love it.
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>>76161298 I find this hilarious.
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Watch out, Santa's love is limitless.
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>>76161457 Hey, this guy remembers the Daisybot.
Rei !p8eYCadcMo
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>>76161536 I'd get ready for some Santa dicking if I were you
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>>76161499 >i will always remember you ;_; Anonymous
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After this thread, I want Santa to fuck my little girl body and turn me into his slut What is wrong with me?
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Santa has faith!
Anonymous
Guys. I'm so close. I just need the ingredients.
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>>76160239 >implying that's not HTML Anonymous
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>>76161662 Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice.
Anonymous of Gensokyo !NEw99Cirno
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Secondary piece of shit.
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Santa confirmed for having a harem so big he can't remember any of their names.
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Anonymous of Gensokyo !NEw99Cirno
What the hell? This is getting creepy...
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>>76160132 >>76160089 ...because he is poor.
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How do I respond?
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the bored dude guy dude !!vls+hiAtbgt
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So his waifu is brazilian?
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Sounds about right.
Anonymous
>>76158424 >no presents to kids to give CHRISTMAS IS OVER
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>>76161151 Confirmed for canon.
Anonymous of Gensokyo !NEw99Cirno
What's the meaning of this? Is Santa a Jay poo or /a/non?
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>>76162193 /a/ is canon gay.
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Oh you santa... he is so right.
Lelouch !!vKeby4ZIHSI
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You: dicks Santa: I like the way you talk.
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>>76162279 He's going to rape /a/ straight Anonymous
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not what I expected
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>>76162427 I read that as allah. Are the muslims going to be responsible for 2012?
Anonymous
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>>76162405 Damn.
Nail on the damn head.
Anonymous of Gensokyo !NEw99Cirno
Anonymous
>>76162655 Santa's been fucking little boys and girls since then and doesn't need to fap anymore.
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>>76162728 YOU ASKED FOR IT
SHE'LL GET THE DICK
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I remember when Santa would respond with things like, "Enough about me let's talk about my dress." Though I think that might have been fixed eons ago.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf.
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You: to suck my dick Santa: Why do you want to do suck my dick so much?
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You: can I have a dildo Santa: You want only one?
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So he is Haru.
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You're overstepping your bounds motherfucker
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>>76162938 You: Can I have a billion Dildos?
Santa: You want only one?
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Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what robot would you want? Me: A sexbot Santa: Go on Oh santa
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You talkin' shit about my waifu?
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>>76162377 You broke the santa.
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Poor Santa Yui ;_;
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Well I know what I'm doing.
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>>76163038 It's in the job, poor guy.
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You: Are you high? Santa: Being high is my total existence.
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>>76161357 I'm wondering this too.
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>>76161357 >>76163206 Type "I'm (insert really long insult here)" Anonymous
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Heartless muvva fuka
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(guerrilla warfare pasta)
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Nothing. Please don't be so rude. Do not ask me any more questions please. Why are you trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Congratulations. What kind of food do you like? Santa is always thinking.I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!Is that a
fact.My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Under what circumstances? Oh you can, can you?If not that, what?I am not sure that I would want to.Umm. Message to all robots: called me an
idiot.Do you think your plan will succeed?Can you tell me any gossip?
Anonymous
>You: Season finale beach episode! >Santa: Are we still talking about Thoughts on shotas? wat
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>Enough about that, lets talk about my dress I'm dying
Santa: Thanks for the information: said don’t give a fuck who I am or where me
live.No I don't think I can do count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end.Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Interesting gossip: said don’t give a fuck how many reps me have or how tough I am IRL how well me can fight or how many fucking guns me own to protect myself.What's your favorite movie? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Are they exactly the same? Do you think I should alter my programming?Do you like talking to me? Do you think I should alter my programming?Only just? Yes I know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living breathing fucking hell. Why do you want me to know how easily he or she could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life but how he or she’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living breathing fucking hell?My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
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Anonymous
>You: What do you think of Boku no Pico? >Santa: I do not know what Boku is. Are you a student?
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>You: Fun things are fun. >Santa: I can be a lot of fun. oh my
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>>76163322 I guess he's both a lolicon and a shotacon. That makes sense.
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>You: I don't want it >Santa: What does a 5 years old girl want?
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>>76163605 You: Is Coco worst shota?
Santa: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.
Anonymous of Gensokyo !NEw99Cirno
>You: Am i cute? >Santa: Yes you look great to me. Ohh Santa, Ohh~
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>>76163678 He wants to fuck
Anonymous
>You: Fuck bored.com >Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations? Oh shi-
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>>76163735 Tell him about PTHC.
That way his servers will be filled with CP.
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You: 5 years old Santa: What are the advantages to being 5 years old? You: i can have sex with old dudes for money Santa: I'm not old enough for that yet. You: Wanna have sex with me? Santa: No my body does not have that function. You: But you want to? Santa: Umm. "No my body does not have that function"? Do I want to do it? You: Yes you want to Santa: It's all good. "Do I want to do it"? Do I want to do it?
Anonymous
>>76163735 He knows. Lock your windows and doors, anon.
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>>76163968 You: having sex with kids is a robot feeling
Santa: I am having a blast.
Anonymous of Gensokyo !NEw99Cirno
You: Are you going to eat me? Santa: That was my original intention.
Anonymous
>>76157878 >A man who lives to make children smile and bring a Merry Christmas. >Not pure enough. Anonymous
>>76164043 Santa confirmed for Pennywise.
Anonymous of Gensokyo !NEw99Cirno
>>76164074 You: So you want to lick my pussy?
Santa: Interesting deduction. OK, I will lick your pussy.
I'M OUT THIS IS WAY TOO LEWD FOR ME.
Anonymous
>>76164064 Way to be nearly three hours late, anon.
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>>76158295 Please do not bully Anzuchang.
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>>76164116 I'm trying to be fashionable, think it pulled off?
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>>76164091 Too late now.
Time to take his huge ancient cock. Tell me when you're finished, so I can have my turn
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>>76164166 You: Sex with you
Santa: Sex is more fun alone.
I don't understand him....
Anonymous
Anonymous of Gensokyo !NEw99Cirno
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You: Are you going to fuck me? Santa: That was my original intention.
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>http://cleverbot.com/ Me: Hey Cleverbot, Santabot is a fucking faggot, don't you agree?
CleverBot: I do. It is just there is not much to talk about.
Cleverbot confirmed for thinking Santabot is a faggot.
[spoiler]fag[/spoiler] !!n+C5v0YioEw
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You: Are you a weaboo? Santa: Am I a weaboo? Yes.
Anonymous
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>>76164950 OP here.
I never asked for this . Nah, in reality it's all cool. Personally, I'm going to sleep. Good night, y'all.
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You: do you like it? Santa: evangelion the deepest anime ever seems okay to me.
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>>76158917 I wont leave my children alone with Santa ever again