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Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 04:52:37 No.12542004 View View Reply Original Report

>texting this girl I like but I'm 99% sure I'm friendzoned with
>haven't seen her in a few weeks
>she got a new tattoo
>ask her to send me a picture
>sends me pic related
>whatthefuckdoido.jpg

Is she hinting at something? Would she send this to me if she didn't want me to ask her out? Or is it just that she's so comfortable with me because she doesn't see me in a sexual way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:34:49 No.12545810 Report

Quoted By: >>12545828

Can some saintly anon screencap this please so I can add it to my beta folder

I would love you forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:36:22 No.12545818 Report

Quoted By:

>>12544821
She's a slut OP, don't worry about it. You got a good story out of it and no aids (hopefully).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:38:45 No.12545828 Report

Quoted By:

>>12545810
You can do it yourself. Just hit the Print Screen key, open up Paint, paste the screen print to there, use the select tool to get the post that you want, open a second Paint project, paste the screencapped post over to there, and save it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:43:03 No.12545843 Report

Quoted By: >>12545847

wow this can't be true
she looked thick, solid, I would gladly give her the D

at least post more pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:43:46 No.12545847 Report

Quoted By: >>12545859

>>12545843
>she looked thick, solid

And thanks to OP, we'll never know if she's tight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:45:56 No.12545859 Report

Quoted By: >>12545865

>>12545847
I'm sure she's not, she's probably gotten plenty of D

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:47:34 No.12545865 Report

Quoted By:

>>12545859
OP never gives the D, so he wouldn't have cared.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:47:56 No.12545868 Report

Quoted By:

EPIC TROLL WOULD FALL FOR IT AGAIN 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:50:25 No.12545880 Report

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wow op if you fell asleep you should have at least rolled with it and confidently told her 'yeah I'm tired' then told her to go home or some shit. she would have been humiliated and mad but would have got over it and fucked u later.

the way you handled it was beta as fuck. like a scared puppy, probably turned her off more than you falling asleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 03:03:28 No.12546877 Report

Quoted By: >>12548433

WHY OP WHY OH GOD WHY

at least if she was that desperate for a dick, she might just try again, I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 03:50:52 No.12547131 Report

Quoted By:

>>12544821

Goddamn, OP. You fucked up, redeemed yourself so very well, she sucked you off and then...fuck, man. Why. Just why.

I mean, I'm damn sorry for you but fuck...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 04:05:31 No.12547192 Report

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u shouldnt have begged for her to 'come back'

fallin asleep was alpha as fuck and she probably wanted revenge after that, but ur begging ruined it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 04:13:33 No.12547223 Report

Quoted By:

>>12544821
10/10
would read thread again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 04:22:16 No.12547253 Report

Quoted By:

>>12544821
>op about to give the d
>falls asleep

Vitamin(Plus)C !!ZXLU/1Llroc

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Vitamin(Plus)C !!ZXLU/1Llroc Sat 29 Jun 2013 04:24:05 No.12547261 Report

Quoted By:

>>12544821

Dunno how that qualifies as the worst night ever. You must lead an amazing life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 08:01:20 No.12548325 Report

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Has someone made a picture out of this shitshow? Can someone make one? This is fucking gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 08:15:52 No.12548433 Report

Quoted By:

>>12546877
If you think about it, its really her fault for sucking off a premature ejaculating virgin. She couldnt have expected more than about 5 minutes of action

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 08:16:34 No.12548435 Report

Quoted By: >>12548446

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 08:18:30 No.12548446 Report

Quoted By:

>>12548435
>why cant I ever get lai

Amirite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 08:23:22 No.12548482 Report

Quoted By:

Is this thread dead yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 08:25:02 No.12548491 Report

Quoted By:

>>12545678
You're not the only one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 10:54:29 No.12549265 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542044
I'm laughing so hard I might cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 10:55:02 No.12549267 Report

Quoted By:

It's just a cruel joke OP

she's fishing for compliments in a big way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 10:57:39 No.12549282 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542105
fuck

you are supposed to pretend you couldn't see the tattoo

this was a test

you have failed

F-

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 11:09:18 No.12549325 Report

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Oh. Wow. holy shit

10/10 fell for hard and fast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 11:12:19 No.12549330 Report

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>this thread's still here

fuck where's my popcorn

rye !!gtSh5+sXndR

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rye !!gtSh5+sXndR Sat 29 Jun 2013 11:12:25 No.12549331 Report

Quoted By: >>12549368

This is the best fucking thread, fuck.
please we need to archive this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 11:21:07 No.12549368 Report

Quoted By:

>>12549331
already done

chen arkive dawt arg /4chan/adv/70596

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 11:42:58 No.12549466 Report

Quoted By:

ravioli ravioli wheres captain spaghetti?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 11:49:46 No.12549491 Report

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkkk OP

Whaaaat did you dooooooooooo?!!?!!!!!!!!

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince !Headf1obRo

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince !Headf1obRo Sat 29 Jun 2013 11:53:11 No.12549509 Report

Quoted By:

Wow OP. Like I thought I was beta but this some next level shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 11:58:45 No.12549533 Report

Quoted By:

>>12544821
YOUR SPAGHETTI IS MAXIMUMMM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 12:07:16 No.12549578 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542004

>Chinese/Japanese character tattoo.

She'll be easy OP.
Those are the markings of an easy target.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 12:09:55 No.12549589 Report

Quoted By: >>12549715

>>12544821
>>12544821
>>12544821

OP.. this has actually happened to me before.
Had this one girl sucking my dick and passed out.
I had been drinking a bit but I was tired as fuck and honestly she wasn't doing a great job.
Oh well.

HOWEVER.
When she woke me up I fucked the shit out of her.

You should have slapped her back and rammed your dick into her asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 12:21:09 No.12549634 Report

Quoted By:

OP you need to say you were up the past two days helping autistic kids with no arms or some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 12:32:35 No.12549684 Report

Quoted By:

>>12544821
hahahaha YESSSSS I LOVED THIS THREAD HAAHAHAHAHAH

OP become an hero, you're the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 12:42:28 No.12549715 Report

Quoted By:

>>12549589
>she wasn't doing a great job

Reminds me of a similar situation in bed with a girl, just finger banged her and she came (or at least my memory says she did, idk I was 17). We'd been smoking and drinking with friends all night and by the time we were in her room it was like 2am. So after she's been satisfied she starts giving me the most painful handjobs that has ever graced this earth, so instead of putting up with it I just said I was really tired (truth) and kissed her, rolled over and fell asleep instantly.

She started dating some other guy a week later which kids sucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 18:05:12 No.12550435 Report

Quoted By: >>12550450 >>12550451 >>12550463 >>12550467 >>12550474 >>12550493 >>12550562

OP here. I can't believe this thread is still going. I guess I owe you guys an update.

>can't stop thinking about her
>drinking last night again
>need to try one more time
>go over to her place
>start knocking on her door
>she doesn't answer
>text her pic related
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 18:07:34 No.12550440 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542098
>She's way too attractive for me and she always has other guys around. Not long term bfs but other options.
Nigga, you didn't even make a move?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 18:10:01 No.12550443 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542190
>don't flatter yourself, it's not that nice
I lost my shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 18:18:31 No.12550450 Report

Quoted By:

>>12550435
Not sure actually OP is admitting he's done god tier trolling this entire time or that this girl is an odd catch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 18:18:32 No.12550451 Report

Quoted By:

>>12550435
Oh wow it was a troll after all.
Good show OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 18:27:14 No.12550463 Report

Quoted By: >>12550468

>>12550435
I knew it was a troll from the beginning.
Still, 5/10 for semi-believable story

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 18:31:31 No.12550467 Report

Quoted By:

>>12550435
You've got to be kidding me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 18:32:37 No.12550468 Report

Quoted By:

>>12550463
>I KNEW ALL ALONG

Bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 18:37:19 No.12550474 Report

Quoted By:

>>12550435

Imposter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:00:17 No.12550493 Report

Quoted By:

>>12550435
N-no....it c-can't be...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:00:39 No.12550495 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542202
>naughty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:05:08 No.12550504 Report

Quoted By:

>>12544821
she had your penis in her mouth, you win

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:33:11 No.12550562 Report

Quoted By:

>>12550435
FUCK YES

10/10 thread I thoroughly enjoyed it

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