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!KOnataLAGw No.6000266 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Lots of greentext time. Help me /adv/.

>meet girl, like her a little
>neither of us want a relationship
>really want to fuck her anyway, turns me the fuck on
>decide to try for it
>takes a while, turns out shes not an easy slut. just makes me want to fuck her more.
>after a while of trying, she agrees on a date with me pretty much stating 'if anything happens between us though, it has to be casual. i really cant handle a relationship right now with school and work but i like you and im horny'
>THATS OK WITH ME we're totally gonna fuck like rabbits
>feel like a boss

sweeeeet. anyway, the date was gonna be this Friday. We decided on it a week and a half ago. I take this time to go travel and fuck a butterface I met off the internet because I had the money. Probably abit unfair calling her a butterface. She had about 6/10 face and 10/10 body. All round hot girl, really. A great time was had. More green text to come.