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!qpBl.gJsqo No.6861044 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Go to a party and get drunk to the point where I don't know what's going on and accidentally sleep with another guy
>Cheated on boyfriend is also my best friend and I love him to death, it was a huge mistake I started crying and regretted it the second I woke up
>Tell boyfriend right after that I cheated on him
>He asks with who and I tell him what happened and ask if he's mad
>He says "yep"
>Ask if he can forgive me
>He says "nope", pours himself a drink and goes upstairs in his room and locks it.
>Week later I call him and ask if he's still mad
>He doesn't say anything
>Tell him that I miss him so much and even if we can't be BF/GF he's still my best friend and I want to spend time with him
>He says "okay, tell me where and when"

Where should I take him and what should I say!? I was thinking about the restaurant where we went on our first date but I don't think he wants to get back with me and that would imply that's what I'm trying to do. I've told him I'm sorry a million times, he hasn't forgiven me but doesn't hate me either if he's willing to go out with me. I just want him in my life, in one way or another.

inb4: bitch, whore, bitches and whores, skank, kill yourself, misogyny or some incoherent friendzone bullshit.