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Anonymous !!GBXQpvr+lE3 Mon 25 Jul 2011 21:21:00 No.7061681 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

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AWKWARD SEX STORIES THREAD!

>Getting prepared to watch a football (soccer) match on the tele
>Drinking pre-match pints, getting ready to get pumped up
>Girlfriend desides to just show up, knowing that it's game day
>imokaywiththis.jpg
>3 minutes from kickoff she decides she wants to fuck
>....really bitch?
>Fucking, manage to get her to ignore the tele
>She gets on top with her back to the screen
>She's doing her own thing on top "Ooooohhhh! Oooohhhhh!"
>Whatever, I look around her to the screen while she's bouncing up and down
>Lampard scores
>I throw my hands in the air and go "YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" uncontrollably.
>Notice what I've done
>Shift my eyes to her tits and try to play it off as me cumming
>She looks at the tele, looks disgusted, tells me to get the fuck out
>Inform her that it's my flat
>She stomps away angrily