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!kAiJij2msg No.7622904 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So here's the thing.

>Be straight
>Be 21 years old
>Be a virgin
>Have a friend. He's a total bro. He's very touchy-feely
>He's popular and also known to be a player with the ladies
>He knows I'm not good with girls and knows that I have low self-confidence and low self-steem
>He once or twice introduced me to a couple of female friends of his but that never went anywhere
>"Fuck those girls, anon. I'll take your v-card from you".
>I laugh nervously
>Lately he's been coming on to me strongly, or that's what it looks like. I'm clueless cause I've never been hitted on.
>He calls me to hang out everytime
>Think that he's probably gay and that's the reason why I never see him with a girl

So yeah...he's probably gay and I might be a little paranoid here but I think he does want to "make love to me". He's been sending me these really erotic messages to me cellphone every now and then such as.

>Hey you busy? I'm really horny right now so I wanted to call you and masturbate to your voice. loltrolling ;P

The other problem is that I'm straight but I'm actually thinking about taking his offer and you know...fool around? I'm just too damn nervous about the whole thing because 1) He's my friend and 2) I'm not gay...I think. I've always liked women.

Have you ever experienced with your friends of the same sex? How did that go? What should I do?!

Pic related: He kind of looks like this? He's petite and fit.