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!!DU22SQMj6dQ No.8278154 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey /adv/, I need legitimate advice. I swear this happened, and it's fucked up. Greentext for your enjoyment:

>Meet girl 6 months ago
>Hit it off, start talking every day
>Start going out "officially" inside 4 weeks
>Girl refuses to be pleasured, but blows me regularly
>iamokaywiththis.jpg
>Eventually she says she wants to have sex
>fuckyea.jpg
>Tells me she has a shameful secret
>She drops her pants
>She has a vagina and a penis
>WUT.jpg

What do I do now? I told her I needed to go home and think about things, and whether I would need to break up with her (it?) or not. What does /adv/ think?