FUCK YOU PEOPLE IT TOOK ME MORE THAN I THOUGHT BUT I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD TO HELP YOU ALL
SOME OF YOU MIGHT REMEMBER MY THREAD THAT GOT ARCHIVED SOME TIME AGO, SOME MAY REMEMBER THE ONE THAT I MADE A FEW DAYS AGO. I PROMISED I WOULD RETURN THE DAY AFTER BUT SOME BUSINESS CAME UP, BORING SHIT.
ANYWAY, LET'S SKIP THE CHIT CHAT
MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S TIME TO GET BACK INTO ACTION.
AS I SAY ALWAYS, I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT. EVERY TIME I COME HERE IN /adv/ I SEE THREADS ABOUT REJECTION, NO CONFIDENCE, HOW DO I GET GIRLS, AND SHIT LIKE THIS. THIS HAS TO STOP. ADVICE BOARD MEANS THAT SOMEONE HAS TO GIVE THAT ADVICE, AND I'M THE MAN FOR THE JOB.
FOLLOW ME THERE BOY, YOU BETTER DO THIS.
ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW FACEBOOK, RIGHT? YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THE THING EITHER FOR MULTIPLE REASONS. THAT SAID, I USE IT BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE ONLY COMMUNICATE ON THIS SHIT NOWADAYS AND IT HELPS ME REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS AND SHIT.
OK, FAGGOT. RIGHT NOW, YOU CLICK ON YOUR FUCKING FRIEND LIST. SEE THAT BITCH YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK OUT BUT NEVER DID? WELL, ASK HER OUT. YEAH, ON FACEBOOK. YOU DO IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD.
NOT "IN A FEW HOURS" OR "IN A FEW MINUTES"
RIGHT NOW.
IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE YOUR SWEETHEART OR SHIT LIKE THAT. IF YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE, ASK HER OUT. EVEN IF SHE'S NOT YOUR TYPE, IT WILL END UP ADDING EXPERIENCE FOR FUTURE APPROACHES.
I WANT TO CLARIFY SOMETHING HERE
WHY ON FACEBOOK? THAT'S A LAME WAY TO ASK GIRLS OUT. IT IS INDEED, DICKHEAD, BUT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT MOST PEOPLE HERE HAVE A SORT OF MENTAL BLOCK THAT PREVENTS THEM FROM HAVING ANY CONTACT WITH FEMALES. THAT'S WHY WE GOTTA START WITH IT, SLOWLY BUILDING CONFIDENCE. NEXT STEP WILL BE CALLING HER AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT BAM, YOU'LL BE ASKING BITCHES OUT IN PUBLIC.
YOU ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? THEN THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR YOU

YOU BETTER FUCKING DO THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH YOUR BAWWW SHIT ANYMORE, /adv/. IT'S TIME TO GRAB LIFE BY THE BALLS.