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>fat girl from my college totally infatuated with me
>always talks to me on instant messengers constantly
>always talks about how shes into me and that she feels bad that we'll never be together
>haven't had a fuck in a solid 3 months
>starting to consider fucking this hambeast just to sate my penis
>ask her what she's doing during one of her late night IM messages
>she says shes eating pizza and crackers while thinking of me
>shudder at the thought, the mind says no but the body is willing
>drive over to her flat at 2 in the morning
>she her literally lying in a groove in her bed covered in crumbs, also notice a pizza box (or 2?) in the corner of the room, looked like it had been licked clean and she was chewing on the cardboard
>"i never asked for this..."
>swallow my pride and start trying to hook up with her
>start undressing her, she is squeeling like a fat pig that she literally resembles
>she is ridiculously wet between her legs, but unsure if its just sweat or what
>pull down her underwear and begin to go down on her in the dark
>something scratchs against my face
>pull out my mobile phone to shine some light onto what it is
>it's an acual pizza crust that was wedged between her leg and her cunt in a roll of fat
>it's soggy as shit from either the pussy juice or the sweat
>mfw I realise where my life has led me