>>11473077Okay Moot, here's what you do.
You meet her at a nice sit down restaurant. Like Applebee's or Chilli's or some shit. You sit her down and you go, "Yo bitch, this is how it's gonna go down. I'm gonna order you a salad and a water, I'm going to eat a steak. You're going to pay." She's gonna get mad, but you put your finger over her mouth and tell her, "Baby, you know you want this. You gotta pay the piper before you get the goods." She'll be so stunned by your alpha mentality that she'll just silently accept it. No words will be exchanged during your meal. Once you have finished, she will pay and you will retreat back to The Moot Cave. At that point, she will remove her pants, as well as yours, and you will then proceed to give her the ol' ground and pound for about two minutes. You'll get yours, force her out of the bed and say, "Baby, it wasn't meant to be. Get out."
At this point you light up a post coitus cigarette and then go to bed.