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OP !!6AY2uFixpC7 Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:12:11 No.10138022 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10138054 >>10138631 >>10139897 >>10140445

ITT: A lonely, kissless virgin types up all the non-sexual things he'd like to do with a girl

>Get drunk and make a pizza

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:13:30 No.10138029 Report

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Spoon in bed without any penetration or kissing.

>tfw you've done it before

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:17:01 No.10138052 Report

Quoted By: >>10138066 >>10139913

Nuzzle up against his chest and feel his arms wrap around me as he kisses my hair and tells me nice things about myself and oh God I've been sitting on the internet for nearly 40 hours straight I'm so fucking lonely

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7 Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:17:17 No.10138054 Report

Quoted By: >>10138081

>>10138022
>Tell her things about myself that no one knows
>Surprise her with a cooked meal
>Take a week off from everything and just be together, eat dinner at a different restaurant every night

Boner Pooper

Boner Pooper Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:17:32 No.10138061 Report

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Watching 'It's a Wonderful Life' on the couch at night while snuggling and giggling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:18:26 No.10138066 Report

Quoted By: >>10138095

>>10138052
I do that to my girlfriend. Sometimes I talk about what we're going to get up to when the summer comes and we're alone together, and ideal situations and she'll start crying from being overwhelmed and come up and kiss me and hold me tighter.

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:19:40 No.10138074 Report

Quoted By: >>10138113 >>10139301

>Lie down on couch cuddlling and nothing else in silence

I shall never know that feel ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:20:41 No.10138078 Report

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I've done everything but the "It's a Wonderful Life" thing in this thread.

I miss her :(

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7 Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:20:59 No.10138081 Report

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>>10138054
>Tell her things about myself that no one knows
>have her cling to my arm as we share an umbrella in the rain
>While she's taking a shower, nonchalantly open the curtains to grab a bar of soap, while ignoring her, and then closing it. If she's scrubbing herself I'd leave the bathroom while telling her she missed a spot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:21:39 No.10138088 Report

Quoted By: >>10138107

Not kissless, but anyhow, it depends.

If she was walking around like that in my apartment, I would playfully slap her ass and gently kiss her neck, if she's up for it, then proceed to the bedroom.

If I knew her IRL, then most likely I would ask her out. Few casual dates, if all goes well, then suggest a movie night at my place.

If she has a boyfriend, but it's clear that I may interest her, then I would try to find out what sorts of things she really wants to do and then try doing something like that to get her attention. Then, depending on her personality, I would ask her out to a unusual "date" - such as going for a hot-balloon ride or something.

Because, in all honesty, she is fucking gorgeous and I would kill to even vaguely know someone like her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:21:45 No.10138090 Report

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I'd just want to cuddle while watching good movies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:22:37 No.10138095 Report

Quoted By: >>10138106

>>10138066
>that post

Sometimes I make up elaborate scenarios in my head of things that I'd do with a boyfriend. When I was in my blanket fort for E3, I fantasized about snuggling with a boyfriend inside of it while snacking on all of that awful junk food that we used to eat as kids, and hooking up the N64 to play Smash Bros. until we got tired of it and just laid back, the dark security of the blanket fort around us as well as his arms around me and I can't type anymore I just can't stand this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:24:24 No.10138105 Report

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Have her run her hands through my hair as we watch movies and such. I swear I turn into a cat when my hair is played with.

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:24:40 No.10138106 Report

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>>10138095

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7 Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:24:40 No.10138107 Report

Quoted By: >>10138183

>>10138088
>Because, in all honesty, she is fucking gorgeous and I would kill to even vaguely know someone like her.
Yeah, but that's just a random image of a beautiful girl that I saved. I wish I knew someone that attractive.

> Smell the spot she was sleeping in after she gets up
>Introduce her to my mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:24:58 No.10138113 Report

Quoted By: >>10138120 >>10138146

>>10138074
Murse I saw your fucking picture. You're handsome. Quit being a pussy and get some instead.

Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/

Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/ Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:26:02 No.10138120 Report

Quoted By: >>10138146 >>10138158

>>10138113
>Murse I saw your fucking picture. You're handsome. Quit being a pussy and get some instead.

Dude, if you've been blessed with good looks why the fuck are you here on 4chan?

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:28:56 No.10138146 Report

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>>10138113
Thanks. And I shall Anon!

Here's another picture of a random beautifull woman.
That smile, that fucking smile. That innocence, fuck I find it so atractive, apealling and misterious. I want to know more. The girl I've discussed today looks strangly a bit like this one. Now I'll fucking get her, or at least try hard for it.

Is it just me or does anybody else allways manage to find a hidden, inner inocence in girls that you find so appealing?

>>10138120
I allways tought I looked bad. Serious. Recently I've improved myself but still I don't think I'm anything special.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:30:09 No.10138154 Report

Quoted By: >>10139415

Waking up next to her in the morning and gently nuzzling her awake and she gets mock angry at me for disturbing her sleep but then we cuddle silently and it's so warm that neither of us want to get up and we could stay like this forever.

I have the helium tank ready to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:30:36 No.10138158 Report

Quoted By: >>10138235

>>10138120

Have you seen the "rate me" threads /adv/ used to have?
Roughly 2 guys out of ~15 were really really handsome.

As for the reason why even handsome guys are virgins is simple - it's shyness.
It's not something you just "get over with" either.
You just have the so called "beta" instincts - you respect (usually) the female you like, thus you are not acting like a MAN in front of her, thus she won't have any womanly instincts for you, meaning she will not look at you as a potential partner.

Personally, I know a guy who is modelling on his free time. Has a fit body, a 9/10 face, is tall, makes good money .. but is a virgin at the age of 26.
Why? Because he is awkward as fuck around girls.

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7 Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:34:14 No.10138183 Report

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>>10138107
>Go food shopping

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:36:41 No.10138194 Report

Quoted By: >>10138235 >>10138244 >>10139301

Can a not virgin but still lonely anon join in?

>Falling asleep with your face in her hair and all you can smell is her

Oh gods, I miss my ex...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:41:53 No.10138222 Report

Quoted By: >>10138376

>>10138195
Oh cmon, pillow forts and E3 AND Smash bros? Enough of that wallowing, kiddo, you're a catch!

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:44:17 No.10138235 Report

Quoted By: >>10138259

>>10138158

Dont remember adv having rate threads, but soc and r9k have a LOT of em, I go there sometimes to demistify my apparent beer gogle view of my looks.

I know that feel.
Just lack of experience.
Never had any desire to get a chick during HS. Well I did but I didn't follow trough it because they where all dumb as a door and bitches so I just enjoyed life with my friends.
Now ... it's different. I've met smart, good looking and good personalited women (mainly thanks to my course, wich has helped me a lot on how to deal with women). She is someone I would very genuinly would like to have a long relationship with.
I just hope I'm lucky for once in my life.

If you want to see the pics, go here >>10135895 and if you can share some opinion on the subject, thanks in advance.

>>10138194
Yes you can join.

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7 Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:45:29 No.10138244 Report

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>>10138194
>Can a not virgin but still lonely anon join in?
No, this thread is for people with real problems.

Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/

Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/ Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:47:17 No.10138259 Report

Quoted By: >>10138291

>>10138235
Give us other losers some kind of hope. Post your picture.

mynonA !bkh2ePVXgo

mynonA !bkh2ePVXgo Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:49:17 No.10138275 Report

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yeah, the same counts for me i guess, I dont look bad and quite often women compliment and even admire my blue eyes, I think I could upload a pic if you wanna see...

But still, since it didnt work out, geting my one true love to a date Ive never really had a girl I was interested in, even though there are only 7+ Girls around me all the time...

It just isnt the same looking at those girls, yet Id really love to pleasure a girl, not just sexually but to feather-bed someone...

Id really love to sit with a girl on the top of a vineyard looking to the stars, or cuddle her during a thunderstorm

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:50:44 No.10138291 Report

Quoted By: >>10138300 >>10138336

>>10138259

I posted a link to a bunch of em. Go to >>10135895

Here's one I just took with my shity webcam. Hair messy as fuck because at lazy mode at home studying for exams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:51:56 No.10138300 Report

Quoted By: >>10138645

>>10138291
Do you have an underbite?

Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/

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Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/ Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:56:42 No.10138336 Report

Quoted By: >>10138645

>>10138291
You're good enough to land lady if you're of decent height.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 00:59:40 No.10138353 Report

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Drive a car with both our hands on the gear lever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:02:22 No.10138376 Report

Quoted By: >>10138394 >>10138400 >>10138417 >>10138709

>>10138222
If I'm such a catch, why don't I have any friends and have never even held a guy's hand?

>because you aren't physically attractive and lack social ski-

EXACTLY.

>tfw fluffing up the comforter behind your back and draping a twisted up portion of it around your stomach so that it feels like a guy is spooning you with his arm around you

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7

OP !!6AY2uFixpC7 Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:05:47 No.10138394 Report

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>>10138376
Pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:06:47 No.10138400 Report

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>>10138376
Nah for real though, fuck social skills. If I didn't have a girlfriend and I knew you in real life, I'd almost definitely hang out more with you to the point where it would make my girlfriend extremely uncomfortable. You are definitely a catch. Personality + interests override looks instantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:09:02 No.10138417 Report

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>>10138376
>If I'm such a catch, why don't I have any friends and have never even held a guy's hand?

standards 2 high like me on this bong right now

bich no one il kinow how god u ar if uo dont tel them wha ui enjoy

plenty mens want girl who ca play a vidya gmae

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:10:59 No.10138428 Report

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>yet another non-kissless/sexless anon joining the feel zone
spend a day laying in bed spooning/watching movies
roadtrip somewhere new, use fake names/fake backstory
shit like that
oh god the feels... foreveralone

mynonA !bkh2ePVXgo

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mynonA !bkh2ePVXgo Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:12:15 No.10138433 Report

Quoted By: >>10138446 >>10138478

gonna upload it anyway, havent yet postet it in any rate me thread

its 2 month old, we have been in a club, but I came along spontaneously, so this is my everyday look, rather than wearing a buttondown shirt. And the eyes got a little bit to extreme, thats only how they look with strong frontal light, normally they are a tad bit darker

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:14:38 No.10138446 Report

Quoted By: >>10138500

>>10138433
i loved you in spiderman

Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/

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Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/ Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:20:27 No.10138478 Report

Quoted By: >>10138500

>>10138433
You're easy on the eyes. You look like Jeremy Renner had a kid with Tobey Maguire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:22:12 No.10138487 Report

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I'm not kissless but I am a virgin
but once me and a girl got pretty drunk and we were sleeping in the same bed (as in actually sleeping) and we ended up with me humping her butt (no penetration though) until I came. it wasn't sex but it was pretty great. also I saw and touched her breasts lots.

brackboobs

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brackboobs Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:23:19 No.10138493 Report

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beat the shit out of her. every night at a different spot

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mynonA !bkh2ePVXgo Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:25:26 No.10138500 Report

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>>10138478
>>10138446
oh man, Ive never seen the simiarity to Tobey Maguire, we really share the face, but im a little bit taler than him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:26:01 No.10138505 Report

Quoted By: >>10138515

this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:27:50 No.10138515 Report

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>>10138505
Me and my girlfriend do this infront of the bed. I tell her if she falls down onto it, she has to let me lick her out (best done when she has 5 minutes to get to somewhere)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:28:25 No.10138518 Report

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>for all the friendzone'd fucks;
If you've found a true friend in the opposite sex, and not a emotional vampire, be grateful. TRUE friends that have your back and that are willing to make sacrifices for you are few and far between, regardless of gender.

That being said, my roommate/best friend professed his love for me after being close friends for about 5 years. I was definitely weirded out... we really WERE "bros" and the whole idea was foreign to me. Most importantly though, I knew if I honestly didn't 'see him that way' he'd drop it, move on, and we'd still be friends that STILL had each others backs. He's who I always like spending my free time with. He's goofy-looking as fuck, and pudgy, and I don't find anyone cuter. We've been together 3 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:28:55 No.10138520 Report

Quoted By: >>10138545

>tfw you will never have an awkward, unattractive gf with a great personality but no self-esteem
>tfw you will never slowly build up her confidence, get her going to the gym and introduce her to people
>tfw you will never watch her grow into an independent woman
>tfw you will never be forced to look on as she outstrips you in popularity and happiness
>tfw you will never come home one day to find her cheating on your sorry ass
>tfw you will never say a tearful goodbye as she moves on and becomes a functioning human being
>tfw you will never have the satisfaction of knowing you made the world a better place by helping someone fulfill their potential

Fuck, I'm so lonely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:31:17 No.10138527 Report

Quoted By: >>10138555

>sit on a bench late at night with one earbud in my ear and the other in hers and listen to chill music
>have her ride on my shoulders at a festival
>watch something together that makes us both cry
>lay on a blanket next to eachother at the beach and read books we both like
>show her yoga poses and teach her how to lift weights

Oh god you have no idea how much it hurt to type that shit out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:33:43 No.10138537 Report

Quoted By: >>10138552 >>10138645 >>10139301 >>10139415

just making a girl happy is all I'd like

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:34:43 No.10138545 Report

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>>10138520
>YFW you've done that but you didn't add anything to the world
>yay another club slut but atleast she's not fat

Fuck this gay earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:35:43 No.10138552 Report

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>>10138537
Femanon here, that made me happy reading that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:36:28 No.10138555 Report

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>>10138527
I can tell you something that actually happened to me that hurt about a million times more, and which is almost making me cry right now.

>in school
>Take the girl I like's scarf during lunch, time, tell her it's leverage to see me
>I finish an hour before her
>she bunks her last lesson to hang out with me, under the guise of needing her scarf back
>we walk to a park in the dark during winter (4:30 pm, nobody around)
>sit in silence/mild conversation on swings til 7:30 while it snows
>pull her swing close to mine and hold her there, listen to music with one earbud each, occasional silent stare at each other
>We both hold the chains together with our hands, listening til 9pm
>nobody around at all

Oh god oh god oh god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:37:23 No.10138561 Report

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This thread is making me want to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:37:28 No.10138562 Report

Quoted By: >>10139301

>have an impromptu paintball showdown on my street.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:37:44 No.10138565 Report

Quoted By: >>10138584

>read books to each other
It's gay, I know. But I still think it'd be lovely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:39:24 No.10138579 Report

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>Go up to black people and yell "MUH DICK"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:40:15 No.10138584 Report

Quoted By: >>10138683 >>10138754

>>10138565
http://vimeo.com/43363201

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:42:42 No.10138601 Report

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wow, you guys are fucking losers.
I'm off to meditations class, want to be nice and relaxed when I get down to snuggling with my tiny GF (we hide under a blanket and play 3ds together).

later, fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:42:51 No.10138603 Report

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watch some anime with her.

cook dinner for her

run in the park

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:43:37 No.10138611 Report

Quoted By: >>10138628

>Get drunk
I just really like drinking. And I spent most of my life around a bunch of hardcore straightedge faggots, so finding a girl that likes to drink warms my heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:45:30 No.10138628 Report

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>>10138611
yeah I'd like this too
though not a party drinker girl
I want a girl who likes to just sit around and get drunk

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Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/ Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:45:36 No.10138631 Report

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>>10138022
>Walk around in a carnival looking for her and having her surprise me from behind, she jumps me and forces me to give her a piggyback ride. I don't mind, she kisses my neck the whole time. It tickles a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:46:23 No.10138634 Report

Quoted By: >>10139301

>Go to the mountains far away from the city, cuddle under the stars eating candy and junk food all night whilst being wrapped in warm blankets

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:47:22 No.10138644 Report

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most of the people in this thread have watched too many movies
romantic love like in the movies does not exist

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:47:25 No.10138645 Report

Quoted By: >>10138674

>>10138300
Nope, teeth fit perfectly due to braces. Was a nightmare to have em but damn did they pay off.

>>10138336
~1.73m / 5' 8.1"
Opinions?

>>10138537
Me to my friend, me too...
Went to have dinner. Came back, went into bathroom and took this. Full on tracksuit mode and hair is not styled properly.
Am I really THAT good looking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:47:28 No.10138646 Report

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i wish my girl friend would smoke weed with me. But shes too over achieving

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:49:40 No.10138674 Report

Quoted By: >>10138721

>>10138645
Cut off some detail due to slow as fuck internet and 4chanX being a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:50:35 No.10138683 Report

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>>10138584
Quaint

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:52:43 No.10138709 Report

Quoted By: >>10138763

>>10138376
Highly doubt you're as unattractive as you say, look at Murse. Also, plenty of guys out there in the exact situation you're in (especially on /adv/), I would suggest /soc/ but that board is evil. Pic?

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:53:56 No.10138721 Report

Quoted By: >>10138749 >>10138763

>>10138674
FUCK me sideways and call me Susan, 4chanX is making it hard for me on porpouse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:57:03 No.10138749 Report

Quoted By: >>10138805

>>10138721
Do you bullfight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:57:36 No.10138754 Report

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>>10138584

This is oddly calming

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 01:58:46 No.10138763 Report

Quoted By: >>10138826 >>10148860

>>10138721
inb4 that sweatshirt
Yes, it says "Le cock sportif", it's a French sportswear brand that is old as fuck. A aunt who lives in France gave it to me.
It's preety comfy.

>>10138709
I seriously had no idea whatsoever of how good my looks where until now aparently. Live in learn, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:02:38 No.10138791 Report

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:'(... >:( that's it i'm gonna go on a crusade to find a girl who will snuggle on the couch with me!! i'm not unnattractive, just awkward.

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:04:11 No.10138805 Report

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>>10138749
No but it's still a tradition in Portugal despite hippyfags trying to ban it because "huuur duur it's inhumane and cruel". They haven o clue how bad as fuck Bulls can be, I know because I've been in an open plaza with loose bulls and cows.
>A bull starts fucking with a cow
>LaughingVilligers.wmv

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:07:15 No.10138820 Report

Quoted By: >>10138824 >>10139301

I'm madly in love with a girl who lives in Singapore, 10.000 kms from me, so even if I'm not kissless nor virgin... I guess I can post here.

>go shopping for sweets
>show her that nice, little Chinese restaurant.
>go with her to a observation tower near my city and hug while watching things down in distance
>wake her up with a breakfast
>go with her outside at night and show her stars. She has never seen Milky Way nor falling stars. We could spend all night just lying on grass, watching the sky above us.
>go for a snowball fight

Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/

Kissless Virgin Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/ Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:08:08 No.10138824 Report

Quoted By: >>10138872

>>10138820
>I'm not kissless nor virgin
Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:08:42 No.10138826 Report

Quoted By: >>10138865

>>10138763

Murse if you shaved you'd seriously remind me of new dante.
First thing I thought seeing your pictures in the other threads.

I feel really self concious about my looks because I look too young and no girl my age is gonna take me seriously.

So I'm jelly of your facial fuzz.

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:15:13 No.10138865 Report

Quoted By: >>10138878 >>10138908

>>10138826
Thanks.
Here is an old webcam photo of me.Behold my man hair.

I've found most girls don't like it (chest and body hair in general) but fuck them, they don't know what they're missing. My body hair is actually smoother than my skin that is allready smooth and it's more hygenic to have body hair unlike what is comonly believed.
On the beard it's just genes. I'm 18, turning 19 in August, and I've gotten more beard that most guys in my class. Heck, there are guys who are in their 20's and have barely no skin. It's just a game of chance.
At my age my brother started to loose hair by the fuck ton and have gaps on the sides of my head (if you look closely you can see it on allmost any pic of me) and I know I will go bald eventually.
Fuck, the hair gene has its advantages and drawbacks ... Im preety self conscious about it.
Without a beard I too look like much younger than I am, ence why I allways like to wear it and fem friends have told me I look much beter with it big.

>Murse if you shaved you'd seriously remind me of Donte.
Are you calling me a emo hipster swearing homosexual? Because I will fuck your shit with my suitcase of CURAZY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:15:49 No.10138872 Report

Quoted By: >>10138883

>>10138824
Okay, well, technically I am a virgin...
Technically.

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:16:11 No.10138878 Report

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>>10138865

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:17:04 No.10138883 Report

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>>10138872
What happened Anon? Have anal but not vaginal?
Have a bro whos a friend of mine who did that, considers himself still a virgin even tough our fem friends say he isnt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:19:18 No.10138894 Report

Quoted By: >>10138900 >>10138912

I'm a normalfag, but I've always fantasized about having a platonic girl do a fashion show for me. Just an hour of her swapping on all of her clothes and asking me for my male opinion on everything. I know this sounds really gay, but having my opinion valued like that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Even a normalfag like myself can't ever have that because girls usually have too low self-esteem for something like that. And all the ones I know dress like retards for some reason.

1l Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:21:00 No.10138900 Report

Quoted By: >>10138912 >>10138959

>>10138894

yeah, id like that too : )

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:22:49 No.10138908 Report

Quoted By: >>10138956

>>10138865

>CURAAZY
Fuck YOU

Yeah some everyones got different genes, I'm the same age as you minus about 8 months, but I'm blonde and lighter so literally no chest hair and just blonde whiskers on my face.

Would anyone mind giving me an honest rate if I posted my face? I honestly have no clue what others think I look like

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:24:10 No.10138912 Report

Quoted By: >>10138925 >>10138959

>>10138894
>>10138900

Seriously? Because I would do that for hours.

1l Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:27:23 No.10138925 Report

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>>10138912

nice, just has to be the right person

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:27:27 No.10138926 Report

Quoted By: >>10138942 >>10139415

>Live near the woods
>Due to some exploring, find a small stream nearby
>When the water is low enough some of the surrounding dirt has been pulverized by erosion to the point where it's almost like sand
>water makes a very relaxing trickle over the rocks
>When the leaves change colors in the Fall the scenery is absolutely breathtaking
>Always fantasized about bringing a girl there and just laying back on the sand with her and just letting time fly as we sit there in silence and bask in the ambiance

I'm going to die alone in a fucking ditch.

1l Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:30:18 No.10138942 Report

Quoted By:

>>10138926

word

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:32:10 No.10138956 Report

Quoted By: >>10139112

>>10138908
Yeah sure, post. I initially also didnt want to post myself but got pleasantly surpried when I did.
As far as i've seen blonde guys have a much much harder time getting beards.
Looks like the man hair gene is much more common or is allmost always associated with dark brown hairded guys.

I have to thank my country and ethnicity for the genes tough. Being Latin is preety kickass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:32:47 No.10138959 Report

Quoted By: >>10138991

>>10138912
>>10138900

Huh. I always wondered what kind of girls are okay with this. I figure you'd all have to be 9/10 hipster chicks. You don't need to post a pic, but some more info about your stats, hobbies, and outlook on life would help me find a friend who's like this.

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:36:49 No.10138991 Report

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>>10138959
Women allmost by fucking definition take ages to pick out clothing.
One of my best friends has taken out her entire wardrobe out of the close and took some 30min to pick a shirt to wear and I had to be there allways pushing her, saying yes it looks great and you should wear that and it fits well with the pants and so on to get her ready.
I saw her braless with her back turned to me and she told me to close my eyes obviously. When a girl lets you watch her switch clothes like this you are miles deep in the friendzone.

I can't say I didn't enjoy seeing her half naked. Dat ass, man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:45:07 No.10139059 Report

Quoted By: >>10139079 >>10139083 >>10139108

>Walk together through a city at 4 AM and enjoying the silence.

Also, could you be kind enough to give me a few advices on improving my looks? Since we started shared pictures and all. Pic related (i'm on the left).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:48:05 No.10139079 Report

Quoted By: >>10139197

>>10139059

Fellow malefag here.
The biggest thing on your list should be getting your eyebrows waxed. Maybe pluck if you're patient enough, I also hope that you style your hair better than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:48:28 No.10139083 Report

Quoted By: >>10139092 >>10139197

>>10139059
>enjoying the silence
What city has silence, no matter the time of day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:49:46 No.10139092 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139083

Mormon cities are ghost towns on Saturday mornings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:52:12 No.10139108 Report

Quoted By: >>10139262

>>10139059
Lose weight and get /fit/.

Your face will get more angular, it seems fat/puffy now and you'll have more confidence etc etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:53:21 No.10139112 Report

Quoted By: >>10139121

>>10138956

Thanks, its a bit of a weird picture becuase I can't smile for photos well so back when I took this one I thought "just do an expression you can do, like shock".

I'm hungarian/english, I don't know what sort of genetics I'm supposed to get, but it worries me knowing that my grandfather fought alongside germans in the way along with my hair and eye colour.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:54:22 No.10139121 Report

Quoted By: >>10139128 >>10139142 >>10139303

>>10139112

And I forgot the pic

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:55:34 No.10139128 Report

Quoted By: >>10139231

>>10139121
6.5-7 /10.
Not bad, a change of hairstyles could go well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 02:56:59 No.10139142 Report

Quoted By: >>10139231 >>10139303

>>10139121
buzi vagy-e? költői kérdés volt, elég egyértelmű...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:04:31 No.10139197 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139079
I assure, it is better. I was pretty drunk that time, that's all.
>>10139083
Nizhny Novgorod, Russia, about 400 km west from Moscow. People are pretty conservative here, so they sleep at night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:06:58 No.10139212 Report

Quoted By:

All I want in the world is to sit out on a balcony at a nice hotel overlooking the Vegas strip at sunset and smoke a cigarette with the girl of my dreams before we go out on the town for the night.

I don't even smoke that much, I just think that it'd be perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:09:26 No.10139231 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139128

Thanks, and working on it, its shorter like that because I got a short spiky do on an impulse and regretted it, and am growing it back out because everyone says they miss my surfer dude hair.

Looking at rimless glasses too, thoughts?
>>10139142

Nem meleg ;) sajnálom, ne adja meg a nyelvet nagyon jól

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:13:25 No.10139262 Report

Quoted By: >>10139292

>>10139108
Got it. One more advice please? I seem to be sweating an awful lot, with all the smelly consequences. Will getting in shape help, or are there more protips?

Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:17:07 No.10139278 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139199

>Bateman
>99

gasp.

And I'll hang on to the email and probably hit the hay too, nice chatting with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:18:55 No.10139292 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139262

Fellow sweatbro here. There isn't much you can do about it. Just experiment with deodorants and anti-perspirants until you find something that works for you. I prefer Mitchum myself. Note that humans also have a lot of sweat/stink glands at the front of their waist, so you should swipe some deodorant there too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:20:49 No.10139301 Report

Quoted By:

>>10138074
>>10138194
>>10138537
>>10138562
>>10138634
>>10138820
>go for a snowball fight

Only good ideas in this thread

mynonA !bkh2ePVXgo

mynonA !bkh2ePVXgo Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:20:59 No.10139303 Report

Quoted By: >>10139351 >>10139374

>>10139142
Is that the nice hungaryan way of asking for pussy?

>>10139121
i took the freedom to look at you FB-pics, and although you could of course work out more, you seem tall enough and with an Haircut, with shorter hair on the side, you would surely look good, but you still look young so you can comfortably look into a good future, regarding looks. Your dressing is ok aswell
And dont say, you dont have goodlooking/ nice friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:28:38 No.10139351 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139303

Look, some of them look awkward (if you're refering to the smiley guy sitting next to me) but they're not TERRIBLE, just you know, akward in some cases.

Other than that though, thanks man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:31:33 No.10139374 Report

Quoted By: >>10139412

>>10139303

Oh, and he was asking if I was homosex or not, and something about a rhetorical question.

mynonA !bkh2ePVXgo

mynonA !bkh2ePVXgo Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:37:43 No.10139412 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139374
I only understood the first word, my hungaryan sucks, but ill leave it soon anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:38:20 No.10139415 Report

Quoted By:

Sit up in bed next to each other on a rainy day, drinking tea and reading.
Go off exploring in the woods and find a nice spot by a stream to have a picnic and cuddle.
Come home after a shitty day and cry it out with my face buried in her chest while she strokes my hair and tells me she loves me, or do the same for her.
See her face light up when I do something nice for her.
Talk to her.
Play music together.

Marry her.

>>10138154

Oh god this would be so perfect.

>>10138537

That would be lovely.

>>10138926

Oh god oh god oh god.

1l poop

1l poop Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:41:58 No.10139437 Report

Quoted By:

>10139415

word

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:55:38 No.10139514 Report

Quoted By: >>10139529 >>10139531 >>10139547 >>10139878 >>10141402 >>10154385

Virgin girl here.

>Bring him home for the holidays to meet my family.
>We'd do all of that cheesy holiday stuff together now, like chopping down the tree, and stringing lights outside.
>I'm not religious, but I still go to church with my family when they ask. He'd come with me on Christmas Eve. and actually enjoy himself.
>While I'm helping to make dinner and no one else is around, he'd sneak up behind me and hug me from behind, kissing my neck. Then someone would find us and do that "Aw, they're so perfect together" face.
>My family would love him. Even my extended family.

>Go on road trips spanning hundreds of miles.
>Stay at rinky-dink motels with questionable methods of sanitation, remarking on the likelihood of us making it out alive.
>Wear his button-down outside to get ice. Someone would spot me, and note my attire. I just want to be proud to be his girlfriend.
>Stop at all of the local attractions, no matter how odd they are.
>Eat at cheap diners where no one knows us.

>Go on adventures, like breaking into "haunted" places and trying our hand at geocaching.

>Stay at a beach house with an enclosed porch. During a bad storm, we'd cuddle up on the porch, being sprayed by sea mist the whole time.

>Sex in a plane bathroom. Everyone would look at us with a smirk, knowing what we just did.

>Go camping. It would be raining outside and we'd just snuggle up in the tent. I'd feel safe and protected by him.

Fuck this gay earth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:57:45 No.10139524 Report

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>take her to the park and buy her ice cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:58:21 No.10139529 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139514

I'd snuggle with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:59:34 No.10139531 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139514
You sound very sweet dear, I'm sure there are lots of men who would like that. Just keep your chin up and smile darling!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:00:34 No.10139538 Report

Quoted By: >>10140736

Cuddle in complete silence, with blankets and the likes, preferably in Winter where I’d be cold enough to try to snuggle up to him even more and get warmth. That or during a heavy storm.
Marathon giant robot shows/movies at night, on a couch, with blankets and snacks. There would be cuddling involved.
Take him out to restraints pertaining to his favorite type of food.
Bake him a cake for his birthday that involves one or more of his favorite things.
Take a walk. Just… a walk, and talk about things. Preferably through a very nice, green area with no buildings. Nature, essentially, but not a park.
Go on skype and talk with our friends. He only has one headset, so we’d have to share and thus I would need to lean in pretty close to him.
Play Monster Hunter, along with various other video games together. Laugh and joke at how reckless I am (I’m the rush-into-everything-with-guns-blazing type).
Hold him close to my chest when he’s feeling sad, and vice versa.

… I feel sad now.
Waaayy too many things I'd want to do with my BF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:02:01 No.10139547 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139514
You sound like my ex girlfriend.

Fuck this gay earth.

I want some chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:04:58 No.10139563 Report

Quoted By:

*restaurants

fuck.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:09:41 No.10139583 Report

Quoted By:

Everyone in this thread is probably equally as beta and introverted and unattractive.

And romantic. Why aren't you dating each other?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:13:41 No.10139602 Report

Quoted By:

That feel when I lost my virginity to a whore who was using me for money, so I am still pretty much a beta virgin at heart but do not get any sympathy from my fellow anons.

I've had sex once and it sucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:18:46 No.10139635 Report

Quoted By:

sex under the moonlight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:19:29 No.10139643 Report

Quoted By:

You know that one scene in Crazy. Stupid. Love where Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone are laying in bed and they're just talking and joking around? And the other scene where he's in the store with her and he honks her nose and acts goofy with her? Yeah, I want to do that to someone...

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:21:38 No.10139657 Report

Quoted By:

OP, you might as well become gay, because you are not suited to be a straight male.

Take out your tampon and act like a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:34:42 No.10139745 Report

Quoted By:

I have no idea. Haven't really thought about it.
Thing is, I'm not that bad looking and I'm not that socially awkward. It's just that relationships specifically freak me out. I've been asked out by several girls I had a crush on, but I'm too panicked to say anything and I'm later too shamed to explain myself.
...Fuck errythang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:40:12 No.10139783 Report

Quoted By: >>10139841

As a virgin guy (atleast I'm not kissless though), I just want to meet some cute, random hipster/emo type chick (doesn't even need to be emo or hipster really) who'd want to do stuff like:

>travel all around the world, discovering new cultures, food and all kinds of stuff together
>spend each day together doing something we've both never done before, even if it's something stupid like sitting on a bench together that we've never sat down on before
>go up on a hill with a beautiful view and just put a huge blanket over ourselves and snuggle while the sun goes down
>play videogames together
>tickle each other when one of us feels crappy
>let her ride my back when she doesn't feel like walking anymore
>let her walk around my or her place with my clothes on
>randomly give her playful buttslaps
>cook the most awesome meals ever together
>and then laugh at how not so awesome it turns out
>cover her with bedsheets when I notice her sleeping without them
>watch romantic comedies together until she falls asleep happy on my shoulder
>and then let her wake me up by throwing pillows on my face and jumping on the bed
>just randomly hug each other

I'm definitely moving to Canada or the UK soon, since all the great girls I've chatted with have been from there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:48:58 No.10139841 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139783

looks like you're looking for this:

http://stopplayingleague.tumblr.com/

>dat HNNGGG

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:53:40 No.10139878 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139514
When you say go to church,do you just mean on major holidays and shit?

I'm an atheist,but for a virgin non-religious girl like you I'd kill a fucking komodo dragon with a broadsword.

Contact info?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:55:13 No.10139897 Report

Quoted By:

>>10138022
>go to an art gallery, then sit on the beach and eat sandwiches she made.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 04:57:20 No.10139913 Report

Quoted By:

>>10138052
>Nuzzle up against his chest and feel his arms
>his chest
>his

mfw no one seems to want what I'd like to give

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 05:30:39 No.10140182 Report

Quoted By:

Got out of a 5~ year relationship recently, broke up with the girl because she became more like a sister to me. Not kissless, but still a (technical) virgin.
>play ukulele and sing terribly for her
>hit on her in other languages, even if she doesn't understand
>write cheesy poetry and only share it with her
>go to the park and cuddle/kiss
>attempt to cook for her, and have her pretend to like it, even if it's awful

There's a chick I'm going to be seeing soon I'll be making a move on and I'm about 99.9% sure it's going to happen, and she's never been in a relationship or even kissed anyone before (we're both 21, nearly 22.) The thought of being her first date, her first kiss, etc. all just gives my heart the flutters and it makes me feel some serious emotions I haven't in a long time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 05:35:31 No.10140210 Report

Quoted By:

Also, to everyone in this thread, looks aren't everything, and you can still be ugly as sin and get with someone. Yes, even if you're female. It's hard, but why would you want to date someone who judges you on your looks in the first place? Just keep searching and trying and you'll get to it. Most of you seem like you'd be great boyfriends/girlfriends, you just need to learn how to be good at the start up phase, and you'll probably end up getting into a really good relationship once you do.

Good luck to everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 05:45:56 No.10140279 Report

Quoted By:

aww so many ronery feels. I'd hang out and do non-sexual things with /adv/irgins if they paid me for my time. Like a mail order buddy.

>tfw desperate for a job of any kind x.x

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 05:55:11 No.10140333 Report

Quoted By:

>kissless virgin
Just did these things for the first time with an amazing girl:

>went to a party
>stayed up all night and fixed our hangovers in the morning
>rode bikes to the beach, sat down and talked for hours
>got friendzoned
that all happened the first time we hung out together (and it was for 24 hours straight, conscious)
>text eachother only in rhymes
>she falls asleep in my arms with my ear on the back of her head

welp, confusion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:07:58 No.10140408 Report

Quoted By:

Let's see.

Buy clothes for each other. Cool clothes for me, cute dresses, skirts and shoes for her.
I think it'd be nice taking walks where one of us would keep his/her eyes closed the whole time. One would make sure nothing gets in the way of the other and make sure he/she doesn't trip, etc.
If we shared music tastes, we could play strong songs and see who endures the pleasure and who gives up and starts grinning/moving.
Pointing out every single spelling mistake. Make funny mistakes and bad puns on purpose. I actually did this with a girl I had a massive crush on. She once put an accent mark on a monosyllable (you don't do that in our language), and it became a running joke. That enough made me quite happy.
We could also act exaggeratedly polite in public. Bowing and such. Show people it doesn't always have to be a guy spitting on the floor and a girl chewing gum with her mouth open.
Teach each other languages and random facts.

It's nice imagining all this. I'll probably die alone with a bullet through my head, but imagination... it makes me think the things I desire actually exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:12:04 No.10140445 Report

Quoted By:

>>10138022

chill out, talk to girl. watch movies. Anyone from PA?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:18:37 No.10140506 Report

Quoted By:

>get lost in the woods
>do acid together
>go off course while hiking and climb over things that you couldn't by yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:36:37 No.10140644 Report

Quoted By:

Switching genders

>running my fingers through his hair
>surprising him with cookies
>kissing him on the cheek before saying goodbye
>watching Disney movies and singing along
>hugs
>watching him play video games

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:42:48 No.10140693 Report

Quoted By: >>10140698 >>10140700 >>10140713

>mfw in August, I get to take a cute girl camping before we see one of our favorite folk bands, will prob build a tent with her, sit by a fire, sing to her, and fall asleep by the fire as we forget that we built a tent and subsequently burn down the campground.

It is possible people. Why sit here and fantasize when you can go find someone and do all this shit with? Even if it's a friend (and despite the fact you can't do ALL the lovey dovey stuff), it is possible. Good luck finding that person, all of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:43:40 No.10140698 Report

Quoted By: >>10140711

>>10140693
because i'm in a social rut, not ugly, not beta (or i wasn't). just no fucking gumption.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:43:45 No.10140700 Report

Quoted By: >>10140711

>>10140693
>Why sit here and fantasize when you can go find someone and do all this shit with?

Because we can't find someone to do this with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:46:18 No.10140711 Report

Quoted By: >>10140726 >>10140733

>>10140698
>>10140700

Well, I can't give any guarantees of any success, but I was in similar situations to both of you. There is always a possibility, just gotta keep your head up.

And if that doesn't work, well, maybe just find a really good friend and kick back, always works well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:46:20 No.10140713 Report

Quoted By: >>10140730 >>10140743 >>10143646

>>10140693
Because boys don't like nice girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:48:43 No.10140726 Report

Quoted By:

>>10140711
i got a good friend to chill with. but i can't meet ladies driving to taco bell at 2 in the morning. i need to get another job...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:49:21 No.10140730 Report

Quoted By: >>10140752

>>10140713
i like nice girls what kind of noise is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:49:33 No.10140733 Report

Quoted By: >>10140756

>>10140711
>There is always a possibility, just gotta keep your head up.

At this point I recognize the only way I'm going anywhere is through pity so head down is the best option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:49:45 No.10140736 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139538

You are a beautiful person and I love you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:50:42 No.10140743 Report

Quoted By: >>10140752

>>10140713

Bullshit. I love nice women. Girl I'm currently gunning for is naive and sweet as fuck. Just gotta be forward, with it, that's how I found mine (or rather, vice versa). Guys can say they love strong tough bitches, and while some may be telling the truth, a lot of times the nice girl wins out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:52:21 No.10140752 Report

Quoted By: >>10140761 >>10140765 >>10140775

>>10140730
>>10140743

That's what they all say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:52:56 No.10140756 Report

Quoted By: >>10140772

>>10140733

Nonsense. Stop selling yourself short and be confident. Can't see what's in front of you if your head is down.

Your choice though, I'm just an anon trying to give people some hope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:53:29 No.10140761 Report

Quoted By:

>>10140752
Tell us the truth; you aren't very attractive, are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:54:20 No.10140764 Report

Quoted By:

Just one thing.

>lying down outside in complete silence, just enjoying the moment and the boundlessness of space together

I can't wait for a guy with whom I can do that without it being awkward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:54:26 No.10140765 Report

Quoted By: >>10140774

>>10140752
no like seriously, i aspire to have a girl who i can just talk to. nice girls are my ish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:55:29 No.10140772 Report

Quoted By: >>10140789

>>10140756
>Stop selling yourself short and be confident. Can't see what's in front of you if your head is down.

Bullshit.

I've already tried all that confidence crap and improving myself and the only difference is that now I'm a physically fit kissless virgin who isn't desirable to women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:55:34 No.10140774 Report

Quoted By: >>10140792

>>10140765
I'll take your word for it, anon. I can only hope I meet a guy like you someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:55:38 No.10140775 Report

Quoted By: >>10140787

>>10140752

You sound like a friend of mine, she's been trying to be mean in an attempt to recover from a breakup. If you aren't mean you aren't mean. Be genuine. And I've done the cold, strong bitch thing. Our personalities clashed too much.

In short, people will say anything to feel accepted/correct. You'll be surprised at what they really want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:55:52 No.10140779 Report

Quoted By: >>10140817 >>10140820

TL:DR
I only made it through like the first 10 posts, but jesus guys really.
-cook a meal
-snuggle
-tell her shit does doesn't know about herself....

Wait till you get married. Then you'll be doing a 180 and bitching about how you wish you didn't have to comfort her 24/7, be her fucking rock all the time, bolster her confidence for some unknown reason....

Trust me guys, having a significant other is nice, but sometimes being alone is a nice thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:57:00 No.10140787 Report

Quoted By: >>10140796

>>10140775
I can't bring myself to cause pain to others intentionally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:57:13 No.10140789 Report

Quoted By: >>10140837

>>10140772

Never said anything about being physically fit. Yes, it helps. But you aren't dead yet, meaning you've still got a chance. Be jaded if you'd like, but if you find yourself longing for companionship, it won't help you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:58:04 No.10140792 Report

Quoted By: >>10140812

>>10140774
sheer up girl, you will. if guys like me can fall for even asexual girls then you have a good chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 06:58:28 No.10140796 Report

Quoted By: >>10140812

>>10140787

Be proud of that. You're a compassionate person. People find that beautiful, myself included.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:00:34 No.10140812 Report

Quoted By: >>10140831

>>10140792
Funny, I've been called asexual before.

>>10140796
That's very sweet of you to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:01:13 No.10140817 Report

Quoted By:

>>10140779

I agree. I cherish the time I have alone, it does wonders if you are productive (whatever that means).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:01:25 No.10140820 Report

Quoted By:

>>10140779

ew no one said anything about marriage. I want someone to spend time with, not even considering marriage right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:02:57 No.10140831 Report

Quoted By: >>10140842

>>10140812

Thank you. Just be who you are, take pride in yourself, and while I can't guarantee everyone will find someone, I know you'll be ok. Compassionate people always find ways to reach out to others, or so I've found.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:03:46 No.10140837 Report

Quoted By: >>10140853

>>10140789
It wasn't just fitness, it was boosting confidence, it was talking to people, trying to better myself and stop giving a fuck and all the other advice /adv/ gives.

Nothing came of it. It's clear whatever problem I have can't be fixed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:04:37 No.10140842 Report

Quoted By: >>10140863

>>10140831
wish she lived around me..i'm in a terrible place to meet women.
such is life near philly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:07:20 No.10140853 Report

Quoted By:

>>10140837

Not so. Maybe your current situation, or the situation at the time, just wasn't favorable. Companionship is a two way street, some things you cannot control. Doesn't mean you can jump to that conclusion right away.

I know I may sound somewhat uppity and sanctimonious, if I do, I apologize. But this outpouring of sheer desire makes me want to give people hope in any way I can. Only takes a second to click with someone. I can't say it will happen for everyone, but that doesn't mean it won't happen for anyone. You guys all seem like beautiful people, so why not put your best foot forward? Not worth giving up on, not if you're posting here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:08:15 No.10140863 Report

Quoted By: >>10140875

>>10140842

I'm near Detroit. Don't put it down to a city, there are good people everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:10:02 No.10140875 Report

Quoted By: >>10140891

>>10140863
well, it's hard to keep that attitude for me because reasons. idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:12:12 No.10140891 Report

Quoted By:

>>10140875

Fair enough. I've gone through that too. Most of my friends actually find me somewhat cynical. But I know better than to draw conclusions such as "I'll die alone," because we just can't know that right now. And if we don't know that, we have something/someone to strive for.

TerribleNews !!TDFCPWl9p+N

TerribleNews !!TDFCPWl9p+N Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:13:22 No.10140904 Report

Quoted By: >>10140916

So I didn't read this thread, but basically it's rage-fuel, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:15:28 No.10140916 Report

Quoted By: >>10141130

>>10140904

If that'ss what you make of it....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:17:10 No.10140926 Report

Quoted By:

this thread is a mindfuck for me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:20:34 No.10140956 Report

Quoted By: >>10140963 >>10141010

I know I'm late to this thread but I'll still give it a go.

>Go to a rock concert together and rock the fuck out.
>Go on a road trip and belt out our favorite songs at the top of our lungs.
>Lay on the beach together listening to the ocean.
>Watch TV/Movies snuggled up on the couch with her head on my shoulder and my arm around her.

Man, I'm such a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:21:57 No.10140963 Report

Quoted By: >>10140982

>>10140956
I think you just watch too many movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:24:14 No.10140982 Report

Quoted By:

>>10140963
I do. That's all the experience I have, really. Experiencing all this vicariously!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:24:57 No.10140991 Report

Quoted By:

>drive a car with my right hand on her inner thigh.
This is for people who want to do things they never have right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:26:55 No.10141010 Report

Quoted By:

>>10140956

Dude, girls with whom you can enjoy concerts are the best. Saw Gogol Bordello with my prospective interest, she lost her mind. A tip for you: go to a concert, stand near the mosh pit, and shield onlookers. People, especially women, take notice. I've gotten hugs and kisses from women for dealing with assholes.

Best of luck to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:29:18 No.10141025 Report

Quoted By:

> take her on a road trip somewhere just me and her

> watch movies on a couch and have her close to me arms wrapped

> cook something for her

> comfort her when shes scared/sad

TerribleNews !!TDFCPWl9p+N

TerribleNews !!TDFCPWl9p+N Wed 20 Jun 2012 07:44:21 No.10141130 Report

Quoted By:

>>10140916
Well I mean, you guys are all rejected by women.
And all of the things here are like, in adoration of women.

The only reasonable response is to become pissed in some way, either at you or them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 08:28:25 No.10141402 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139514
>Bring him home for the holidays to meet my family.
Yes.
>We'd do all of that cheesy holiday stuff together now, like chopping down the tree, and stringing lights outside.
Why not.
>I'm not religious, but I still go to church with my family when they ask. He'd come with me on Christmas Eve. and actually enjoy himself.
Wile I admire honesty I'd rather you went for genuine reasons.
>While I'm helping to make dinner and no one else is around, he'd sneak up behind me and hug me from behind, kissing my neck. Then someone would find us and do that "Aw, they're so perfect together" face.
Yes please.
>My family would love him. Even my extended family.
I'd hope so.
>Go on road trips spanning hundreds of miles.
Would do in a flash.
>Stay at rinky-dink motels with questionable methods of sanitation, remarking on the likelihood of us making it out alive.
Perhaps not.
>Wear his button-down outside to get ice. Someone would spot me, and note my attire. I just want to be proud to be his girlfriend.
I could grin at that.
>Stop at all of the local attractions, no matter how odd they are.
Just no.
>Eat at cheap diners where no one knows us.
Sometimes maybe.
>Go on adventures, like breaking into "haunted" places and trying our hand at geocaching.
100% definitely. Have done both before.
>Stay at a beach house with an enclosed porch. During a bad storm, we'd cuddle up on the porch, being sprayed by sea mist the whole time.
I'd be in that.
>Sex in a plane bathroom. Everyone would look at us with a smirk, knowing what we just did.
If you made me I'd probably enjoy that.
>Go camping. It would be raining outside and we'd just snuggle up in the tent. I'd feel safe and protected by him.
Yes to camping in preference to those crappy hotels.

Now is the bit you tell me you only 25 and I say too bad your not 10+ years older.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 08:30:19 No.10141416 Report

Quoted By:

this is sad

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 12:34:29 No.10143143 Report

Quoted By:

This thread gave me the feels.
We should do it more.
Bumping for justice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 12:44:38 No.10143165 Report

Quoted By:

ITT: Absolutely Fucking Nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 12:45:19 No.10143167 Report

Quoted By:

You all took the beta thing on the whole new level. Gratz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 16:16:24 No.10143412 Report

Quoted By:

Not non virgin but joining in with the feels.
>Staying up all night playing Minecraft together.
>those days where you do nothing but have sex, watch American Dad and eat pizza.
>Late night drives to get ice-cream.

:( I miss him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 16:22:01 No.10143437 Report

Quoted By:

I'd like to hold hands with a girl.

I'd like a girl to lean into me when she hugs me.

I'd like her to sit in my lap while we read or watch tv.

I'd like to play with her hair and try and braid it.

I'd like to give her a piggy back.

But, the thing I'd like to do the most if to lay on the grass in a park with her had on my stomach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 16:22:07 No.10143439 Report

Quoted By:

This thread almost made me fucking cry. Gave me the feels bigtime.
>Eat fucking ice-cream. Fucking love ice-cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 16:26:35 No.10143461 Report

Quoted By:

>have a really attractive girl who fucked me over in high school hit on me so i can turn her down

there's probably something wrong with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 16:41:22 No.10143512 Report

Quoted By:

hold hands
hug for long periods of time
play video games together
cook meals together
and that is all I can think of right now, would be nice to have a girlfriend... ~_~

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:25:19 No.10143646 Report

Quoted By: >>10143674 >>10143723

>>10140713
Bullshit. Men like nice women, women are the ones that don't like nice guys.
Women will allways lean towards the more asshole-ish guy because of inherent confidence and attitude.
Being too nice to a girl is a bullet-proof plan to get friendzoned.

Men are a lot more soft hearted than women believe and this thread despite being filled mostly by socially akward dudes is proof of that.
I'm infauated with this girl because of how nice she is (alltough that is not the only reason).
Wish me luck Anons, as I do the same for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:26:37 No.10143648 Report

Quoted By: >>10143666

pic related

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:31:45 No.10143666 Report

Quoted By: >>10143677

>>10143648
Well done mate. Was it good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:33:19 No.10143674 Report

Quoted By: >>10143723

>>10143646
>treat girl i like nicely
>get friendzoned to shit
>keep girl i am not attracted to at arm's length
>she develops crush on me

this man speaks the truth.

also FUCK EVERYTHING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:33:38 No.10143677 Report

Quoted By: >>10143723

>>10143666
it was excellent, she even took it up the pooper

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:39:29 No.10143695 Report

Quoted By: >>10143706

>tfw you're having so many weird feels while reading these posts. You feel immense happiness thinking about doing these things with someone, then you feel immense sadness because you know you'll never have someone to do this with.
>cries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:42:12 No.10143706 Report

Quoted By: >>10143733

>>10143695
Uhh, if you want to show yourself crying use an image.

This is an imageboard. I've never liked those "text action" things

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:46:00 No.10143723 Report

Quoted By: >>10143734

>>10143677
And on your first time? Top fucking percentage, bro.
>mfw

>>10143674
Yeah, acting like you don't care for them ends up being the proper right way to act as it will show that you are confident enough to not give a fuck and confidence is an afrodisiac for women.
I just actedlike myself and gave no real fucks and and >>10143646 she apparently got some feels for me.
It's a real wake up call. You really learn from your mistakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:46:23 No.10143724 Report

Quoted By:

>cuddle all night whilst having him tell me romantic things that make my heart ache (in a good way)
>nuzzle his chest and hold hands and cry over stupid stuff
>watch bad romantic comedies while cuddling on the couch
>wake up and have him tell me I'm beautiful

Fuck I'm lonely.

At least I have the Internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:49:58 No.10143733 Report

Quoted By:

>>10143706

I can't post images, I'm on a phone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:50:00 No.10143734 Report

Quoted By:

>>10143723
in the meantime i've got a fat girl i have no interest in who wants my dick. i mean, i wouldn't fuck her even if none of my friends would ever find out. i used to get mad a girls who friendzoned me before ugly girls started trying to get with me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:50:23 No.10143735 Report

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Wife of internet husband here.

Fuck y'all. With a stick. I just want a man who prefers grabbing me by the hair and fucking from behind to staying up til he's completely exhausted playing video games and then "cuddling" me against his chest til he falls asleep.

I am in a fucking relationship with a man who loves me. I should not be going through a pair of double A's every goddamn week.

Now all of you stop fucking you sex drives over with porn and sitting around lonely on the internet and go outside and find an actual human to interact with, and realize you could have worse problems. At least other people know you're alone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:55:38 No.10143749 Report

Quoted By:

I'm neither of those things but if I go too long without meeting girls I start imagining doing that stuff and it all seems nice which is the fucken problem because not even sex is as nice as imagined, ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:56:08 No.10143752 Report

Quoted By: >>10143774

>visit a natural history museum with her followed by a walk around a local university city seeing the sights and topped off with a meal at really nice restaurant I know there
>decorate our home together
>smell her hair
>go to an art exhibition together
>cuddle each other until we fall asleep under the stars on a tropical beach
>teach her how to shoot
>sharing a massive hug and kiss after being apart for a while
>go to a drag race together and cuddle while on the grandstands
>wear the same jumper at the same time
>put our hands in each other's back pockets
>go camping and share a sleeping bag
>give her a piggyback around town
>go stargazing together and snuggle together for warmth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 17:59:36 No.10143763 Report

Quoted By:

I want to cuddle and kiss a girl and shit, but the idea of engaging in physical contact with another person, especially such prolonged contact, makes me feel uncomfortable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 18:03:15 No.10143772 Report

Quoted By: >>10143969

>>10143748
Nah. This happens to all men around the year and a half mark.

The truth is, if a man gets a woman, he will be sick of her by then. I've dated some of the most aspie neckbeards of all time. I'm sweet to them, I cook, I do their laundry, I hang out, I do stuff with them, I try to create an environment where they feel comfortable telling me things, etc.

Men are not designed for dating, no matter what men who have been lonely for a long time think. Their genes aren't designed for it.

Once a relationship has been going on for awhile, the male has the upper hand and even if he doesn't cheat because he can't for whatever reason, the woman basically becomes a TV sitcom wife in his head. She's just there to force you to be responsible so you don't have to, make sure you get your dinner, pay half the bills, and laugh at your jokes.

Fucking is for porn stars and fantasizing about her best friend while you think she doesn't notice your eyes are closed when she blows you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 18:03:51 No.10143774 Report

Quoted By: >>10144115

>>10143752
Got some more.

>listen to music together on a long train journey
>feel the warm spot on her chair
>build a campfire together
>bring her breakfast in bed
>fingerbang her in a movie theatre
>comfort her when she's sad
>set up and go on a surprise vacation together. I'd just pick her up after work and say I've got to run a quick errand for work and when we reached the airport I'd bust out the tickets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 18:06:33 No.10143782 Report

Quoted By: >>10143884

im not a kissless virgin...infact, i just got laid last week. but can i still contribute?

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 18:36:33 No.10143884 Report

Quoted By:

>>10143782
Share your knowledge with us, Anon.
Let us learn from your experiences in a way that can improve ourselves.

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 18:53:28 No.10143969 Report

Quoted By:

>>10143772
Yeah right. My brother dated his girlfriend for 10 years to the day. On the 10th aniversary of them being boyfriend & girlfriend he proposed to her.
They give out a feel like they are still in that lovy dovy stage of dating while having grown mature together and can act allready like a stable couple, hence the proposal.
Your move, femanon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 19:28:29 No.10144092 Report

Quoted By:

>Dance in the street outside my house for hours after he was supposed to drop me off.
>Go visit the duck pond and cuddle up laughing at the ducks.
>Wake up to him cuddling me on saturday morning then staying in bed for hours just joking.
>surprising me with lunch and his DS when I'm sick.
>building me cute stuff in Minecraft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:14:01 No.10144115 Report

Quoted By: >>10149215

>>10143774
Marry me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:19:18 No.10144116 Report

Quoted By: >>10144118

OP here

Super surprised that this is still here

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:22:30 No.10144118 Report

Quoted By: >>10144134

>>10144116
Should we archive this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:24:25 No.10144120 Report

Quoted By: >>10144137

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling
Micheal they are taking you away
For you stole Trevelyn's corn
So the young might see the morn.
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay.

Low lie the Fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly.
Our love was on the wing we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young man calling
Nothing matter Mary when your free,
Against the Famine and the Crown
I rebelled they ran me down
Now you must raise our child with dignity.

Low lie the Fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly.
Our love was on the wing we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

By a lonely harbor wall
She watched the last star falling
As that prison ship sailed out against the sky
Sure she'll wait and hope and pray
For her love in Botany Bay
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

Low lie the Fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly.
Our love was on the wing we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

NOW it can be archived.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:25:24 No.10144123 Report

Quoted By:

>go for a swim together in a roundabout fountain 2 AM on a summer night
>eat out her ass while she washes dishes in her underwear
>have picknick in a rubber boat far out on a huge ass lake
Wait a minute. I've already done these

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:28:11 No.10144129 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw I feel sad to experience this while all of you are sad

this things will happen guys, be patient and you will eventually get this moments, just keep trying ;__;

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:28:49 No.10144134 Report

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>>10144118

What, as a monument to the incredible sadness that is this thread?

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:29:13 No.10144137 Report

Quoted By: >>10144154 >>10144325

>>10144120
Fine

>Goto http://chanarchive.org/requests
>Post thread URL
>Click "Vote"
>???
>PROFIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:31:34 No.10144150 Report

Quoted By:

>Listen to Beck and cwtch up (Welsh-fag here)
>Play her the song I wrote for her on the banjo
>Browse 4chan and discuss posts
This is all for a specific girl, maybe I'll get to do some of these in the coming weeks

All of you guys are wonderful by the way. I hope you all get to do these things with someone one day, I honestly do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:32:37 No.10144154 Report

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>>10144137

Actually, I don't really have a preference as to whether it gets archived or not. Just felt it needed something... Irish. They do have some of the better folk songs.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 22:38:55 No.10144173 Report

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I just had to do a double-take to make sure I didn't accidentally travel to /r9k/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 23:09:08 No.10144325 Report

Quoted By:

>>10144137
3 of 4 requests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jun 2012 23:32:52 No.10144478 Report

Quoted By: >>10144995

Lock her in the closet with a bucket and a bible for 14 days

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Thu 21 Jun 2012 00:51:36 No.10144995 Report

Quoted By: >>10145009

>>10144478
What the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 00:53:27 No.10145009 Report

Quoted By: >>10145055

>>10144995
isn't that a silence of the lambs reference? or was that a hole in the ground?

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Thu 21 Jun 2012 00:58:40 No.10145055 Report

Quoted By:

>>10145009
Silence of the Lambs featued Buffalo Bill keeping the girl inside a deep pit under his house, so yeah hole in the ground.
Shit I need to watch that awesome film again. Lector is one well portrayed character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 01:00:23 No.10145073 Report

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> make out in the rain then go inside get into dry clothes and just kiss more, maybe escalate into something else depends on situation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 01:27:56 No.10145260 Report

Quoted By: >>10145266 >>10145410 >>10145571

Just a few things of many I've done with a girl who I can't forget.

>built a "sand bar" on the beach
>watched the clear night sky while lying on same beach
>sung her favorite genre of music in her car with her for 10 hours straight until we both lost our voices
>spent an entire week cuddling on the sofa while we were both sick, watching scifi the entire time.
>gone to enjoy a candlelit dinner at ihop at midnight after one of my concerts
>spent an entire night in a cardboard fort modeled after Hogwarts
>kissed in the falling water from one of those amusement park rides that gets you and everyone near you soaked.
>danced with her at a Josh Turner concert. She loves country, and I cant stand it, but I learned to love it because of her.
>taught her how to play halo/she taught me how to play Kingdom of Hearts
>cooked her my favorite dish of all time, then became her favorite dish of all time.

Goddamn. I miss her like crazy, and I hate to miss her, and I wish I never knew her, and I'm thankful I did know her.
One of those weird moments where you wish you could go back and stop yourself from meeting another person, but at the same time, I can't say I've loved anyone else like that. I've never known anyone where I could feel silly, smile around, just laugh, and take on the world with, like this girl made me feel.

I dont want to think about this anymore.

>pic related: us, after I lost a bet to her, where I had to dye my hair Ron Weasley red, which made her feel better after she heard news of her friends passing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 01:28:50 No.10145266 Report

Quoted By:

>>10145260
I realize that this probably doesnt have anything to do with the thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 01:48:23 No.10145389 Report

Quoted By:

damn, this thread is giving me the feelies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 01:51:47 No.10145410 Report

Quoted By: >>10145507

>>10145260
What happened to her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 02:02:46 No.10145507 Report

Quoted By:

>>10145410
Distance. She moved back to GA where her family was, where we had been in university together in Texas.

So distance, coupled with misunderstandings then amplified by distance, bunch of other shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 02:10:52 No.10145571 Report

Quoted By: >>10145695

Make her happy.
Go exploring with her.
Fall asleep curled up so close in each others' arms, and then wake up the next morning still snuggled up together.
Play music together.
Marry her.
Raise a family with her.
Grow old together.

>>10145260

> spent an entire week cuddling on the sofa while we were both sick

How can I hold, all this jelly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 02:35:11 No.10145695 Report

Quoted By:

>>10145571
It felt totally surreal and totally perfect while I had it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 02:36:34 No.10145701 Report

Quoted By: >>10145814

Watch Doctor Who together. Cuddling is ok to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 02:55:07 No.10145814 Report

Quoted By:

>>10145701
We watched Firefly and old black and white movies together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 03:43:27 No.10146177 Report

Quoted By:

The feeliest thread of all time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 05:32:07 No.10147043 Report

Quoted By:

Just because the woman in OP's pic is gorgeous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 07:34:55 No.10147951 Report

Quoted By:

Bump for love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 08:44:59 No.10148348 Report

Quoted By:

Bump for cuddles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 09:52:26 No.10148738 Report

Quoted By:

And another bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 10:00:22 No.10148788 Report

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I don't know. Smoke some weed, watch some Wes Anderson films. Go hiking during the day. Go walk through a park at night. Sit out on a porch looking at the stars. Cook new recipes together. Share our favorite albums. Sit next to each other in silence reading our favorite books. Lay on the couch cuddling until the passage of time was moot.

When you're a forever alone and not that interested in sex, just about any time spent with someone you are attracted to and fancy sounds like an enjoyable experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 10:13:07 No.10148860 Report

Quoted By:

>>10138763
>dat jaw
uhmuhgudh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 11:10:54 No.10149215 Report

Quoted By:

>>10144115
Ok. Let's hook up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 11:13:27 No.10149228 Report

Quoted By:

How is my thread STILL around? It's from fucking Tuesday lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 11:19:26 No.10149264 Report

Quoted By:

Just lay there and look into her eyes. That would seriously make my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 11:24:06 No.10149287 Report

Quoted By:

-Go to any place (except bars and clubs)
-Play vidya
-Watch movies out
-Collect something of her preference (long as it's not dildos)
-Prank calls

Enchantress in Training !Q31U3bXuWk

Enchantress in Training !Q31U3bXuWk Thu 21 Jun 2012 11:24:37 No.10149288 Report

Quoted By: >>10149327

Girl here
My ideal date
Have a picnic at the rooftop of a tall building and watch the sunset. Then after we eat and once night falls, cuddle, talk, and gaze at the stars

Also,
>cosplay as a couple
>play vidya together
>cook meals together
>take purikura together
>countdown the new year and kiss at midnight

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 11:35:41 No.10149327 Report

Quoted By: >>10149567

>>10149288
>vidya
Do you mean them dotes by any chance, Ms. Enchantress?

Enchantress in Training !Q31U3bXuWk

Enchantress in Training !Q31U3bXuWk Thu 21 Jun 2012 12:32:14 No.10149567 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149327
Dotes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 12:51:39 No.10149638 Report

Quoted By: >>10149642 >>10149644 >>10149649 >>10149651 >>10149654

Virgin girl.

You guys are ridiculous. Just because you haven't fucking found anyone at the moment that doesn't mean you should get depressed, relationships just don't solve things and they're sometimes far more grief than they are joy. I'm a cynical virgin and this shit is just beyond what any normal person should tolerate. I've done half of these with my best friend.

How about instead of feeling lonely and sorry for yourself you go outside and FIND someone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 12:53:22 No.10149642 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149638

/golfclap

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 12:53:50 No.10149644 Report

Quoted By: >>10149662

>>10149638
Actually it is not that simple.

We're not females, you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 12:54:24 No.10149649 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149638

Also, I read that as "cyclical" virgin and was horribly confused for a second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 12:54:38 No.10149651 Report

Quoted By: >>10149662

>>10149638
>How about instead of feeling lonely and sorry for yourself you go outside and FIND someone?

I think you forgot that we're men and you're a woman and therefore it's pathetically easy for you to get friends and relationships.

Kissless Virging Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/

Kissless Virging Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/ Thu 21 Jun 2012 12:56:22 No.10149654 Report

Quoted By: >>10149666

>>10149638
>How about instead of feeling lonely and sorry for yourself you go outside and FIND someone?

Easy to say when you're a girl and men do all the finding. I'm doing infinitely more work than you and getting nowhere.

Fuck off, troll

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 12:57:46 No.10149662 Report

Quoted By: >>10149668 >>10149689 >>10149693

>>10149644
>>10149651

You can't just hide behind your gender, it's possible for you to go out and socially interact too. Join clubs, go to bars, pubs, join dating sites, fan groups, holy shit there must be SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 12:58:55 No.10149666 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149654

IT'S NOT UNHEARD OF FOR MEN TO HAVE FRIENDS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 12:59:24 No.10149668 Report

Quoted By: >>10149692

>>10149662
You don't understand the fact that we males need more than looks and personality to get around that problem. The only thing we can get out of what you're saying is one night stands. Some people want more things than just fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:03:22 No.10149689 Report

Quoted By: >>10149701

>>10149662
>it's possible for you to go out and socially interact too.

Unlike you we can't just act flirty and have a bunch of guys approach us, to either friendzone or date them.

How fucking ignorant are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:03:41 No.10149692 Report

Quoted By: >>10149707 >>10149708

>>10149668

Are you kidding? What about ugly women? Come on, man, you've got it fuckloads easier than susan-boyle lookalikes. Besides, you just can't just DECIDE what people want from you.

Join a gym, leave your house, go to places. Even to parks, man. Seriously, it's so much better than just feeling bad for yourself. You have the choice, and you're genuinely the only one stopping you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:03:49 No.10149693 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149662
Worst troll i've seen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:06:00 No.10149701 Report

Quoted By: >>10149707

>>10149689

No, man. Fuck you, ugly women can have friends too. A lot of the reason that people are single is because their standards and too high and they refuse to go looking for what they want. They'd rather stay inside and fucking talk about it on 4chan and feel sorry for themselves.

It's just not about vaginas.
Fuck. Guys can have friends too, and if they're willing to be fucking patient about it they can also find relationships.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:07:18 No.10149707 Report

Quoted By: >>10149710

>>10149692
>What about ugly women?

There are plenty of gargoyles with friends or boyfriends. The only women worse off than us are the mentally retarded.

>>10149701
>Fuck you, ugly women can have friends too.

Because they have a vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:07:36 No.10149708 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149692
Ugly women still have vaginas. All they need is paper bags.

At any age older than 20, if you don't have a decent job as a male you're as good as a plastic dildo for a woman. Going outside, parks, my ass. I tried this years ago. It doesn't just work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:08:36 No.10149710 Report

Quoted By: >>10149715 >>10149716 >>10149722

>>10149707

Somewhere out there, it's very likely that there are males with friends and girlfriends that are much less attractive than you are.

Tell me why.

Kissless Virging Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/

Kissless Virging Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/ Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:11:15 No.10149715 Report

Quoted By: >>10149744

>>10149710
>Tell me why.
Money
Famous parents
Can somehow advance the girl's social status or career(director of a movie, for example)

I could go on

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:11:16 No.10149716 Report

Quoted By: >>10149744

>>10149710
Because physical appearance doesn't matter much for men.

A female's physical appearance is about as important as a male's confidence and social skills.

An ugly female will still have a chance, a male with no confidence and social skills is fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:13:08 No.10149722 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149710
Because some guys get luckier than others and put in a great deal of effort to achieve those things.

You're right, we can do something about it and go and get these things, but don't pretend for an instance that it's as easy for a unattractive guys to get into relationships as it is for unattractive girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:13:30 No.10149724 Report

Quoted By:

>Go outside
>Visit lots of places
>See cute women everywhere
>Couples everywhere, too
>Get back home
>Way more depressed than before

Going outside only reminds you of what you can't do, it's cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:14:18 No.10149727 Report

Quoted By: >>10149736 >>10149750

I just want a guy to hug me and tell me everything is going to be okay...oh god I'm so fucking lonely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:15:28 No.10149736 Report

Quoted By: >>10149746

>>10149727
Stop acting like that's hard.

Yes, even if you're gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:16:56 No.10149744 Report

Quoted By: >>10149767 >>10149774 >>10149820

>>10149715

You must enjoy being an ignorant faggot. Continue henceforth.

>>10149716

And you think there's no way to improve your confidence and social skills? There is. Girls have makeup and surgery, guys have practise and fucking perseverance. Nothing's gonna change if you don't damned well change it.

It's just.. such a fucking waste, and it's so stupid to be sad about. All of this stuff, every bit of it you could get if only you tried harder and was patient, in almost every case.

Enjoy your life, dude. I hope it improves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:17:11 No.10149746 Report

Quoted By: >>10149755

>>10149736
It is hard for someone who doesn't like to leave their house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:17:55 No.10149750 Report

Quoted By: >>10149762

>>10149727
>I just want a guy to hug me and tell me everything is going to be okay
>but only if that guy is handsome like Brad Pitt and charming like James Bond

Fixed for the truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:18:37 No.10149755 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149746
Not really. If you're a woman, all you have to do is post a picture of yourself with your contact info and ask for a hug. You don't need to leave your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:20:35 No.10149762 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149750
No, I don't really have high expectations, just someone who will play Starcraft with me after.

Kissless Virging Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/

Kissless Virging Beta Shortfag Loser !!i1x0V2JuFg/ Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:22:59 No.10149767 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149744
>You must enjoy being an ignorant faggot

You seem upset that I punched a hole in your little scenario

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:25:03 No.10149774 Report

Quoted By: >>10149784

>>10149744
>And you think there's no way to improve your confidence and social skills?

No, not like this. Because there's no confidence booster like being a friendless loser constantly reminded that you should have lost your virginity 2 years ago so you wouldn't be considered a failure, who hasn't even so much as held a girl's hand, and knowing that any girl who knew all this would be repulsed by you. Knowing you have no skills and nothing to offer anyone in a friendship or relationship and no matter how much you try to talk to people or just hold a fucking conversation it's amazingly clear that no one wants anything to do with you and wishes you'd just go back to hiding in your room and stop pretending you'll know anything but loneliness.

At least makeup comes with instruction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:25:24 No.10149777 Report

Quoted By:

Takes me 4 to 5 years and a fuckload of motivation to get to that point where I can be enough boyfriend material for any female

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:27:55 No.10149784 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149774
Heh.

And the issue is always your age. Long as you reach some age and tell them you didn't have a girlfriend or anything else, bam, doomed for life. Your anything doesn't matter, only what you did in the past.

Did you improve a lot? Big fucking deal, you still don't have experience with women so no woman worth a shit will want you. The only solution there is to make fuckloads of money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 13:40:31 No.10149820 Report

Quoted By:

>>10149744

>You must enjoy being an ignorant faggot. Continue henceforth.

I'm usually the last one to defend a tripfag, but where exactly did he go wrong? Nice refuting of the argument dipshit.

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Thu 21 Jun 2012 20:33:11 No.10151099 Report

Quoted By:

>288 posts
Feels bad man: The thread
Holy shit, we now must archive it.

>Goto http://chanarchive.org/requests
>Post thread URL
>Click "Vote"
>???
>PROFIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2012 23:15:04 No.10151993 Report

Quoted By: >>10152693

Bump yet again.

I would love to cuddle with a nice girl.

Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE

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Murse !!Zg/behKj1nE Fri 22 Jun 2012 01:33:18 No.10152693 Report

Quoted By:

>>10151993
Not 20, but allmost 19. Damn it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 02:17:52 No.10152929 Report

Quoted By:

I just had the feeliest dream ever. :( I blame this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 02:32:22 No.10153008 Report

Quoted By:

>save a life together
>spend an entire night watching tv on the couch, taking turns falling asleep
>letting her confide all her worst fears, paralyzing worries, painful memories in me, then reassuring her, giving her confidence, and seeing her move past it all into a new person

Fuck i need to date a damn adult who knows how a relationship works. That's what i need.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 02:39:07 No.10153039 Report

Quoted By:

>discuss spiritualism
>get drunk and listen to The National
>describe to her in debt my horrible, horrible existential madness and make her fear existance itself as much as me

That said i have something going with a girl who would enjoy these things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 04:11:43 No.10153754 Report

Quoted By:

Cuddle up with my head on her chest, listening to her heart beat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 05:19:02 No.10154180 Report

Quoted By:

h-h-h-have a girl sit on my lap and cuddle?

not kissless btw. but virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 05:48:30 No.10154385 Report

Quoted By:

>>10139514
I wish I knew a girl like that, I'd love to do all of that with :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 06:03:48 No.10154481 Report

Quoted By:

Watch the stars. I have bug bites all over the right side of my body from having watched them an entire night. I fucking love the stars, man. Oh, and watch the sun rise. Shit's beautiful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 06:17:42 No.10154575 Report

Quoted By:

>read aloud from our favorite books
>go to a concert
>share a cig
>workout buddy
>go to football game college/pro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 06:46:22 No.10154776 Report

Quoted By:

http://sfw.chanarchive.org/4chan/adv/49080/

Upvote the thread (on the right sidebar) so it actually gets archived.

Unfortunately you need an account there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 09:38:10 No.10155868 Report

Quoted By:

And once again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 10:51:34 No.10156221 Report

Quoted By:

Bump!

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