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So I'm texting a girl, and i manage to score a movie date. However, she just texted me "just as friends, right? :)"

what do i reply? how can i get out of this? i dont want a relationship i just wanna fuck her


the convo:


ME: Hey skyfalls playing at the theatre feb 22

HER: haha man your persistent.

HER: well that sounds like a lot of fun. wanna go?

ME: persistent was my middle name. how does 8pm on fri sound?

HER: that sounds great. just keep reminding me lol but I already saw skyfall.... haha jk. see ya friday.

ME: holy shit samantha's got jokes .. had me for a sec haha see ya then

her: friends only ok:)


sorry for reposting just need help its been too long since ive been laid