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alright /adv/ reality time
>be 14 in high school
>join choir
>meet choir teacher, 29 year old gay man, and a bunch of new friends
>hang around choir room ALOT and hang out with teacher alot, most amazing man in the world
>its like a family in there
>turn into favorite of teacher
>others get jealous of me and resent me for getting most attention
>fall in love with girl Valerie
>fast forwards 2 years later
>teacher confessed love for me
>freak out
>respect him to much to say anything to anyone

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