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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:09:00 No.5872081 View View Reply Original Report

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So, /adv/?

Lets say you have a close female friend. Unbeknownst to you, this girl friend of yours is actually crazy about you, & has a secret love for you.

How would you prefer she go about telling you?
Or would you prefer she keep this to herself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:09:00 No.5872095 Report

Quoted By: >>5872118

This scenario is so far removed from my reality that it almost sounds impossble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:10:00 No.5872098 Report

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depends if your gf material

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:10:00 No.5872105 Report

Quoted By: >>5872116

This thread is worthless without pics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:10:00 No.5872113 Report

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I would prefer she got very drunk with me and then let is loose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:11:00 No.5872116 Report

Quoted By: >>5872154

>>5872105
can't do that. i have friends that lurk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:11:00 No.5872118 Report

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>>5872095
THIS THIS AND THEN ONCE THERE IS NO THIS, THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:11:00 No.5872119 Report

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I have a couple of those. I hope they keep that shit to themselves. Seriously, fuck that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:12:00 No.5872122 Report

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I'd prefer it if she told me, can move on from that then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:12:00 No.5872123 Report

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i would want her to tell me, but not blurt it out completly out of the blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:13:00 No.5872132 Report

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Knock me out with chloroform. Drag me into bed, tie me down and put plastic/newspaper all around the bed and splatter the walls with a light dusting of fake blood. Then, while wearing a mask and holding a pair of pliers (and nothing else), come into the room and start to ride me while threatening me with the pliers. Right as I cum pull back the arm with the pliers, whip off the mask then say "I FUCKING LOVE YOU!".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:13:00 No.5872138 Report

Quoted By: >>5872159 >>5872160 >>5872164 >>5872193

OP here.
What if she just felt the need to get it off her chest, asked if you guys could talk, and had a discussion about it?

would that be a fine move?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:14:00 No.5872148 Report

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Provided the feeling was mutual or at least had the potential to be mutual, then any manner of revelation would suit me just fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:15:00 No.5872154 Report

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>>5872116
Well, it just depends on if he finds you sexually attractive or not. Take him out clubbing, or turn down the lights and turn on a nice slow grinding song in your apartment and insist that he dance with you. Grind on his dick and see if he's embarrassed or if he gets hard or starts breathing on your neck or what he does. If you see signs of attraction, put his cock in your mouth. If he gets embarrassed, that might not be bad. If he just don't like it, doesn't want to do it, or thinks you're acting weird, back off and never mention it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:15:00 No.5872159 Report

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>>5872138
This is one of those times where the less said, the better. Actions can be attributed to funny moods. Words hang in the air, sometimes for years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:15:00 No.5872160 Report

Quoted By: >>5872198

>>5872138
Probably your smartest move possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:16:00 No.5872164 Report

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>>5872138
yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:19:00 No.5872193 Report

Quoted By: >>5872220

>>5872138
look, if he wants to bone you, it will work in any way.
You could make it less awkward by getting more physical before doing this so that he gets a clue and it's not out of the blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:20:00 No.5872198 Report

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>>5872160
this is the way i'd prefer to go.
i don't expect him to fall over and confess his mutual love for me as well when i do, and i'm prepared for rejection because i don't live in a fantasy world.

this just seems like the most mature and unembarrassing way to go about the situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:20:00 No.5872210 Report

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>my face when I actually wouldn't mind dating my only female friend because shes a really cool person

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:21:00 No.5872220 Report

Quoted By: >>5872232

>>5872193
i've thought about stroking his hair just as a friendly type of thing. I love to scratch men's heads and run my fingers through their hair. Kind of as a sign of affection, but super over-bearing & sexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:21:00 No.5872223 Report

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I'd prefer it if she'd keep that shit to herself. All I wanted was a friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:23:00 No.5872232 Report

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>>5872220
ah, sorry problem.
supposed to say "but NOT over bearing"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:29:00 No.5872303 Report

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bumpitty?

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