I absolutely fucking loathe small-talk.
Every time I leave or come it's as if I have to play 20 Questions with my roommate.
>Where am I headed?
>Who with?
>What am I going to do?
>Where have I been?
>What have I been up to?
>Who with?
etc etc

What is a good response that will decrease the frequency of such needless, pointless questions in the future? Without sounding like a needlessly angry social retard, I mean. Being short/vague only goes so far. Fuck it just grates on my nerves.
>I'm minding my own fucking business, that's what.