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!RaGERRuxPQ No.6089961 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
MY GIRLFRIEND RAPED ME WHEN I WAS DRUNK.

Not needing advice on if I should dump her or not, because I totally did and I'm NOT changing m mind. Fucking cunt. What I DO advice on is how I can make sure she won't fucking tell anyone.

My girlfriend has always been a fucking freak but you know I thought that worked out to my advantage. She always liked to try new things, loved to look at porn and would even want to watch porn with me. The only thing I didn't like about her was that she got off to gay animu porn. Well, whatever right, she sucks a mean dick and did so daily, so I wasn't complaining.

For a while she's been bugging me to let her try anal on me. She thinks it would be omg hot like in the gay animu shit she watches. She always swears I'll like it. But I don't want stuff up my ass, so I of course refused. That didn't stop her from trying.

Last night we got drunk, or should I say, she got buzzed while I was shit faced. She handcuffed me to the bed, so I'm thinking "alright, kinky sex time!" and at first that's what it was. Then she asked me to try anal, and even in my shitfaced state I said no. But she gets her dildo out and starts bringing it near me, at which point I'm starting to freak out.