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Anonymous !X1ziipPzZo Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:36:00 No.6618232 View View Reply Original Report

>Walking out of library after 2 hours of programming
>Not paying attention/Spacing out
>Cute girl passes by me with her friends
> "I like your hat"
> I didn't notice...
> Repeats: "I like your hat!"
> Still not clicking she's trying to grab my attention
> When it does click, she's over 100 feet away
> Mfw a random cute girl actually compliments me and I miss it

Anyone else have any random derp missed moments/opportunities to share this week?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:37:00 No.6618240 Report

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no, but i want that hat!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:37:00 No.6618243 Report

Quoted By: >>6618255

Yep OP.

>I LIKE YOUR SHIRT
>What? realize 100 ft away oh shit.

OP Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:38:00 No.6618255 Report

Quoted By: >>6618272

>>6618243

Yep, not only do you feel embarrassed you missed it, but kind of bad you just flat out ignored her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:39:00 No.6618264 Report

Quoted By: >>6618309

which hat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:40:00 No.6618272 Report

Quoted By: >>6618309

>>6618255
And to top it off, I looked at my shirt and it's just a plain black shirt.

There was no need to compliment it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:41:00 No.6618279 Report

Quoted By: >>6618309 >>6620004 >>6620806

>Walking by some chick.
>"Wow those are really neat shoes."
>*me* "Thanks" *Keeps walking*
>Get like 20 feet away and turn back as I am walking
>Realize she stopped walking thinknig I would stop
>She is just watching me walk away
>Sees me turn around and gives a little wave
>Already past the point of no return
>Wave back, keep walking away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:41:00 No.6618280 Report

Quoted By: >>6618309 >>6620806

>lose weight and get in shape
>girl walks by and smiles at me
>does not compute
>stare back blankly
>ohhhh i get it i should smile back. oh wait they're like 10 feet behind me now

OP Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:44:00 No.6618309 Report

Quoted By: >>6618326 >>6618409 >>6625767

>>6618272
>>6618264

Just a plain black hat. Not a baseball cap type though. It has a smooth surface that gradually curves down.

>>6618279
Ouch!! She even stopped for you? Lol, that's even worse bro. Feels bad man.

Anyone know how to recover from that somehow? Where you're so far away it seems like it's too late? Or is it just really too late?

>>6618280
Exactly. Been taking better care of myself just so this WOULD HAPPEN, and we both blow it lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:45:00 No.6618320 Report

Quoted By: >>6618395

Apparently I look mad when I'm minding my own business.

So when eye contact is initiated between me and some random chick I look like a pissed off douchebag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:46:00 No.6618326 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618309
You recover from that by going, Oh shit, Maybe I should walk back over to start a conversation.

Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:47:00 No.6618340 Report

Quoted By:

She complimented your hat dumb ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:48:00 No.6618349 Report

Quoted By: >>6618366

> Going into gym, card stops working at the door so I go to talk to the cute receptionist
> Kinda spaced out, didn't realise she was chatting to me
> Hurr durr she stays talking to me but I'm not clearly there
> "Alright have a nice training session"
> "You too"

Derp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:50:00 No.6618365 Report

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well i had something like that

>"that's a nice shirt!"
>"so you dont want me to take it off?"
>looks disgusted and walks away
>my friends highfive me

but on the inside, i was not highfiving myself. jesus would have banged her.

Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:50:00 No.6618366 Report

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>>6618349
>you too
I always hate this part.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:52:00 No.6618385 Report

Quoted By: >>6618437 >>6618538

>at barnes and noble
>get bored
>go look at mangas
>see a cute girl
>she tells me she likes my shirt
>I stare blankly at her
>I look behind me (to make sure she was talking to me)
>see some guy behind me
>she tells me she was talking to me
>"oh...thanks"
>walk away
>her friend comes around the corner a the same time as me
>frightens me
>a apologize
>she apologizes
>walk away
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:53:00 No.6618387 Report

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I'm sure a lot of the foreveralones around here have missed even the most overt clues and had a hand in their own self-fulfilling prophecy of permenant virginity.

Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:53:00 No.6618395 Report

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>>6618320
Damn, man I would rather take the mad look instead. When I'm minding my own business It looks as if I'm depressed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:54:00 No.6618409 Report

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>>6618309
well i have a girlfriend so it was just one of those i seem like a social retard moments

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:56:00 No.6618433 Report

Quoted By:

bump for more stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:57:00 No.6618437 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618385
beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 21:58:00 No.6618449 Report

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Doesn't really matter OP, whenever I get complimented and respond it goes something like this

>"Hey, nice shit!"
>"Thanks."
End of conversation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:00:00 No.6618462 Report

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Shit like this happens to me all the time. Especially at grocercy stores... I am a very unattractive man, but I have a very flirty personality I guess. I never realize women are being flirty with me until like 10 minutes after the fact. I am married so It wouldn't matter if I did pick up on it, but I find it funny non the less. My wife teases me about it as well...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:02:00 No.6618496 Report

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>>6618232
>compliment guy about his hat
>didn't react, must have not heard me
>compliment him again
>ignored
>meh must be gay or retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:03:00 No.6618498 Report

Quoted By: >>6618552 >>6619313

>About to enter university
>Girl in front of me pulls the door open and holds it for me
>Not use to having girls hold open doors for me
>Stand there awkwardly for couple seconds, not going through the door
>"Go ahead" she says, I'm still standing there
>She's tired of waiting for me, she goes through
>I finally pass through the door, I say "thanks" for some reason
>Avoid eye contact as I run to class
>Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:03:00 No.6618504 Report

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>In class
>Sitting in the back
>Daydreaming
>Hear the cute chick next to me always trying to chat me up only
>Ignore her for the whole semester
>Don't remember a word she said

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:04:00 No.6618518 Report

Quoted By: >>6618540

Just for all you aspies out there:

>"I like your X"
>"I like it too, makes me look Y"

Then you converse, of course you need to come up with your own Y relative to the situation, but you can prepare it ahead of time to be funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:04:00 No.6618519 Report

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>drinking water from the water fountain
>see a girl smile at me
>turn away

FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:05:00 No.6618521 Report

Quoted By: >>6618533

>Walking, wearing a hat
>Girl says "Nice hat"
>I say "You too" (She isn't wearing one)
>She gives a puzzled look and laughs
>I take her virginity later than night

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:05:00 No.6618533 Report

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>>6618521
I laughed then I farted

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:06:00 No.6618538 Report

Quoted By: >>6618563

>>6618385
You sound so fucking awkward.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:06:00 No.6618540 Report

Quoted By: >>6618574 >>6618578 >>6618582 >>6624286

>>6618518

Nice tip, is this good?
>Her: I like your shirt
>Me: I like it too, that's why I bought it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:07:00 No.6618552 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618498

>Walking up to office building.
>Woman hold open door for me
>I stand there awkwardly for a couple of seconds
>Realize I should be holding door for her
>Try to reach above her head to grab the door and let her go
>Smack her in the face
>She screams and drops her bag clutching her eye
>Everyone staring
>Dude down the sidewalk starts to run at us
>Piss my pants and run into building
>Tackled by security officer ass I run past front desk
>Handcuffed to chair
>Life generally sucks...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:09:00 No.6618563 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618538

I get that all the time, I do it on purpose sometimes to make people uncomfortable but I was genuinely awkward when that happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:09:00 No.6618568 Report

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>2 hours of programming

you have obiviously a tendency for sucking yourself in to what you are doing.

walking around or doing something physical helps you being more present in your surroundings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:09:00 No.6618574 Report

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>>6618540
It's good, if you can pull off the tone, be smiling and have actual emotion in your voice.

If you just aspie "THATS WHY I BOUGHT IT" without changing you tone of voice to show you're attempting to be funny it'll be bad.

Always smile, the person just complimented you, you're expected to smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:10:00 No.6618578 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618540

depends how smooth you are, if you're not smooth don't say that, it can sound curt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:10:00 No.6618582 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618540
unless you're hot that wouldn't work

just go with

"thanks"

jesus fucking christ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:11:00 No.6618595 Report

Quoted By: >>6618614

>fatass last year (not whale sized but I could lose some weight)
>am now fit

that feel when girls give you signs, but you're used to being beta and ignored your whole life and can not into understanding these signs when they happen

that feel when you want to beat yourself up for it after when most of these girls were your type

>mfw cute girl smiles and stares at me for a while and I just walk away, get home and realize what that was about

FEELS BAD MAN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:13:00 No.6618614 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618595
beta
as
fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:13:00 No.6618620 Report

Quoted By:

how should I take a compliment to continue the conversation? Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:15:00 No.6618642 Report

Quoted By:

Wait hold on OP why were you programming at the library? Don't you have a computer at home?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:16:00 No.6618649 Report

Quoted By: >>6618702

>>6618589

>> I really wish I didn't have so much confidence in myself...

I've literally never heard anyone here say that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:17:00 No.6618661 Report

Quoted By: >>6618682

>>6618589
Another two, I get these a lot but like I said... too much confidence in my looks and attitude.

>Walking down a hall
>Cute Asian girl with her friends standing by door
>She smiles at me and opens the door for me
>I'm like "The fuck"
>Walk through without saying anything
>She runs infront of me and opens the doors at the BOTTOM of the stairs
>I"m like "Oh, thanks! You really don't have to do that" and I kept the door open with my arm
>She's like "It's okay, I wanted to"
>She starts talking to me and complimenting my shirt
>I'm standing there sweating like a pig "Uhhhhh derp, Well thanks, I've gotta go, got a lot of work to do"
>Walking away, realize what the fuck happened, turn around to see her walk up the stairs
>Get home, rage hard.

Sad part is she was a girl I had a crush on for a year too, fuck my life hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:19:00 No.6618682 Report

Quoted By: >>6618764 >>6618876

>>6618661
>crush for a year
>pretty much rejected her
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

how do you guys even pull this shit off, and I thought I was retarded when it came to women

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:22:00 No.6618702 Report

Quoted By: >>6618775 >>6619146

>>6618649
Yeah man, It's fucking ridiculous. I always get girls complimenting me and shit... Yet I never try to talk with them or ask them out. Why? Because like I said, I think too highly of myself and always go "Heh, I can do better than that, fuck that bitch". These girls aren't ugly, a lot of them are rather cute but I always think I can do better. I really wish I was like these other schmucks that take whatever they can get.

Another one:

>Senior year
>Walking through halls
>Girl walks up to me and confesses she likes me
>I stare at her, start talking to her, she seems nice
>Derp at towards the end and look out the window, practically ignoring her
>She's like "So, want my number?"
>Me "Oh no thanks, nice meeting you" and walked away
>Sitting in Cafe with friends... realize, WHATTHEFUCKHAVEIDONE.JPG

Regret that shit hard. It always happens, and the one thing running through my mind is "Meh, I can do better, she doesn't look that good either". Now that I think back to it, none of these girls were ugly at all... most were down right cute or attractive, I was just too hung up on myself thinking I could get the hottest women possible.

!X1ziipPzZo

!X1ziipPzZo Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:25:00 No.6618738 Report

Quoted By: >>6618781

>>6618589
Hmm what is your hairstyle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:25:00 No.6618742 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is awesome. Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:26:00 No.6618750 Report

Quoted By:

I'm pretty conflicted about relationships b/c i see them as sort of a burden. As a result, when I see girls, I'm attracted and all, but definitely not all in. This seems to work to my advantage b/c I've often been in a restaurant and some girl is our waitress or there's girls in the next table are there and I see the girl and am cordial, but as the meal goes on the person i'm with is like, "dude just look at her, you're not even giving her a chance, you could have it if you wanted it"

i get this a real lot. or like here's a specific example:

>Walking into Home Depot w/ friend
> Woman there, not girl like 30-something woman
> getting the serious vibe that she's into my friend
> going out to the car friend says, damn she was into >you
> I say i thought she was into you
> he says that's what i first thought too but it was you

i think it's my energy, and i wish i could turn it off b/c it makes problems when i'm hanging out with friends and their g/f's. i don't know, if you guys know about empaths you'd kinda know where all this is coming from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:27:00 No.6618757 Report

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>reading in college library
>REALLY cute girl sitting across from me
>look up a couple of times, catching her looking at me
>we exchange smiles
>the really awkward, greasy mess that is one of my female friends appears
>"ANON! HEY!"
>gives me awkward hug, pulling my head into her wonky breasts (I'm sitting down, she's standing)
>dire small talk
>she leaves, I sigh relief
>cute girl doesn't look at me again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:28:00 No.6618764 Report

Quoted By: >>6618786 >>6618947

>>6618682
Yeah, I don't know man. I fucking fell head over heals for her for a year, than just suddenly lost interest and said "Meh, fuck it, there's always better, just gotta wait for it". This was my mindset throughout HS, thinking there's better out there if I wait for it, or I'm too good for her. It was fucked too, other girls I asked out and normally got rejected but when I got asked out it was the same thing. I can't believe I never understood how these girls felt when I've been through it too. I fucking fully derped.

Another:

>End of HS
>Everyone is getting their yearbook signed
>Girl walks up and asks to sign mine
>"Sure, here you go"
>She starts talking to me about how she's gonna miss everyone and not going to see them anymore
>We start talking for a good 30 minutes
>Class is over
>I say Bye, she waves and walks up to me handing me a piece of paper
>It's her number
>I get excited
>Go home
>Never call her

Once again... full derp mode. I went home and debated to call her or not, had the phone with me most of the night. Reviewed it in my mind, decided to say fuck it, started to convince myself she wasn't that great. I look back now and hate myself. I really don't know what the fuck was going through my mind in HS... I was always thinking of "The one". I thought a special girl was out there and didn't wanna ruin my chances by losing my virginity to anyone but her.

Turns out, later in College I end up losing my virginity to some drunk slut that found me attractive. I was hammered but so much for losing my virginity to "The One"... Fuck my life hard man, real.... fucking..... hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:29:00 No.6618775 Report

Quoted By: >>6618804

>>6618702
ARE YOU ME BRO?

I do exactly the fucking same for the same fucking reason...feels bad man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:29:00 No.6618776 Report

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Don't even bother with the girls who initiate; they have some screws loose and are generally considered wackos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:29:00 No.6618781 Report

Quoted By: >>6619047

>>6618738
I don't know if she was just being nice but I have long hair. It's about shoulder-length, I know a lot of girls don't like long hair which is why it surprised me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:30:00 No.6618786 Report

Quoted By: >>6618838

>>6618764
Oh god you sound like me. Waiting for that special girl and all. What do I do so I don't end up like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:30:00 No.6618790 Report

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My god you guys are beta.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:31:00 No.6618804 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618775
Glad I'm not alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:34:00 No.6618838 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618786
Jump at any chance man, I regret not doing so. I mean, I was waiting for "The One" but ended up losing my virginity to some slut in a friends house bathroom because I was hammered out of my mind. I no longer go to to parties because that night haunts me, I don't even fucking care if I could get my virginity back from that cunt. Especially since she too gave me her number, which made me even more fucking depressed. Like I said, jump at any chance you get... don't be a full retard like me and ignore even the slightest chance. Even if it's false warnings or flirts from girls, jump at it. You never know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:36:00 No.6618870 Report

Quoted By:

You think you guys have something to complain about?

>in pizza place after bar
>attractive girl comes up to me
>"I just had to tell you you're really attractive"
>smile and say "Well thanks, you too."
>"um... okay bye"

mfw 10 minutes later I realize I should have made further conversation to me when success was more or less handed to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:37:00 No.6618876 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618682

These missed signs threads are hilarious. Some of these people have to be full blown retards to not get what was going on until well after the fact.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:37:00 No.6618881 Report

Quoted By: >>6618913 >>6618922 >>6618950

>in class
>cute girl next to me
>asks me for a pencil
>"sure here you go"
>end of class
>gives me my pencil back with a piece of paper and smiles at me
>"huh wonder what this paper is"
>threw it out
>get back home

WHAT
THE
FUCK
DID I JUST DID

I still fucking hate myself for that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:39:00 No.6618913 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618881
>threw it out
>threw it out
>threw, it, out

I don't think someone can be this much of a retard, dude are you fucking kidding me ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:40:00 No.6618922 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618881
an hero, it's the only thing left for you to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:40:00 No.6618923 Report

Quoted By: >>6618944

STEP BACK THE KING OF RETARDS ARE HERE

>Know this girl for a few years
>She does little flirty things but nothing big
>Joins soccer just because she found out I'm playing it
>End of year 7th grade comes up
>She grows some balls and writes down her number in my yearbook
>wtf why did this bitch write her number in here? whatever, time for VIDYA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:41:00 No.6618944 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618923

>THE KING OF RETARDS ARE HERE

whyhands.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:42:00 No.6618947 Report

Quoted By: >>6618967

>>6618764
LOL WHAT A FUCKING BETA MOVE SON

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:42:00 No.6618950 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618881
>threw it out
why
WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:42:00 No.6618951 Report

Quoted By: >>6618962

>Reading through old FB messages for shit n giggles
>See atleast 14 from girls obviously flirting with me
>Younger self didn't realize
>IF I COULD FUCKING TIME TRAVEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:43:00 No.6618957 Report

Quoted By:

God this thread is a huge ego booster

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:44:00 No.6618962 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618951

>that feel

My myspace account is active just so I can go through and realize how retarded I was that five different girls were flirting with me.

Some of them didn't even hide it. One of them explicitly asked me to ask them out and I thought it was a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:44:00 No.6618967 Report

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>>6618947
Right? Fuck HS years man, my mind was up in the clouds for fuck sakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:46:00 No.6618976 Report

Quoted By: >>6619028 >>6620298 >>6620317

>at an anime convention (shut up)
>Kind of thirsty
>Go up to vending machine, all i have are $5 bills
>Machine won't take it
>Girl walks up to me and tells me it only takes $1 bills
>She hands me $1
>Get my shit and tell her thanks
>Walk away

hehe bitches and who-AW FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:48:00 No.6618985 Report

Quoted By: >>6619028

>be fat and never get attention
>visit /fit/
>become /fit/

>at library reading some shit
>cute girl I know comes up to me
>hey anon I want to get to know you better, do you want to hang out some time
>start laughing
>"hahaha this is a joke right ? did someone put you up to this"
>walk out
>realize it wasn't a prank/joke

I have no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:50:00 No.6619013 Report

Quoted By: >>6619026 >>6619297 >>6620619

ITT: The Reason why girls stop going up to men. Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:50:00 No.6619015 Report

Quoted By: >>6619028 >>6619037

>Alone at school in morning
>Waiting for class to start
>girl starts talking to me
>she says "Anon lets lock in hands"
>"Oh, like playing mercy"
>"eh...Yeah, sure"
>She loses, as if she didn't want to play mercy
>Would try to play upright position but she would position it going downward
>Class starts
>She sends notes to me trying to talk to me
>Don't bother giving notes back to her
>Telling myself why she doing all this stuff

Only then at the end of the day that I realized why she didn't show any resistance or point it downwards and why people send notes across people in-class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:51:00 No.6619021 Report

Quoted By: >>6619805 >>6624558

>at cute girl's party
>great time
>girl hugging everyone as they leave
>I head out the door
>"anon, don't you want your hug?"
>worried she will detect the boner
>"Nah, I've got to get a paper done and I have to hurry. Thanks though!"

Each time I remember the embarrassing things I've done, I imagine a revolver clicking back against my head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:52:00 No.6619026 Report

Quoted By: >>6619061

>>6619013

HEY, LEAVE YOUR PERIOD CRUSTED VAGINA OUT OF THIS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:52:00 No.6619028 Report

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>>6619015
>>6618985
>>6618976
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
No fucking way people can be this retarded, nope nope nope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:53:00 No.6619037 Report

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>>6619015

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:53:00 No.6619038 Report

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I've never seen so much beta in one thread. Dear lord.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:54:00 No.6619045 Report

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>Compliment guy on my campus about his TF2 Shirt
>It was honestly just a nice compliment since I like the game
>He follows me around all day trying to talk to me.

FUCK. LIFE.

!X1ziipPzZo

!X1ziipPzZo Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:54:00 No.6619047 Report

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>>6618781
Pic of hair style (doesn't have to be you just want to see this)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:55:00 No.6619055 Report

Quoted By: >>6619073

>girl I've been crushing for 6 months passes by me
>realize she's coming up to talk to me
>"hey anon, I'm free this weekend do you want to go see a movie? "
>nervous as fuck, mind can't compute but try to reply
>n-no thanks, maybe another time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:56:00 No.6619061 Report

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>>6619026

mfw what I said was right and you're just pissed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 22:57:00 No.6619073 Report

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>>6619055

>Incredibly hot girl has a crush on me
>Invites me to after school clubs and talks to me between classes
>Even at one point she changes out of her casual clothes into this stunning dress to talk to me (She was heading home and didn't really have any plans later that night so derp)

I do have a half-excuse. She had a boyfriend so I didn't think about it, but either way I was pretty derpy.

turns out her boyfriend was cheating on her anyway so wtf

>mfw she's a model now and does tattoos on the side

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:01:00 No.6619107 Report

Quoted By: >>6619360

THIS THREAD
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:04:00 No.6619146 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618702

what? she voluntarily gave you her number and you di-

>Think back to my HS years
>girl took my phone and programmed her number in
>I never asked her out and just stayed as good friends the entire time

I ain't even mad, she was the broest person I had in high school and I still talk to her to this day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:17:00 No.6619297 Report

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>>6619013
The idiots on here don't count.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:18:00 No.6619313 Report

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>>6618498
>>Not use to having girls hold open doors for me
What the fuck are you even talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:18:00 No.6619320 Report

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>Be in 8th grade-ish
>Just moved to a new country, first time in school
>Lunch sitting alone...
>Next class doing group activity
>Girl comes up to me
>Tells me to come sit with her
>Literally say nothing for like 30 mins
>Finally she says "you can go back to your seat if u want"
>Go back to original seat, never talk again
Although I kind blame my inability to properly speak at the time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:19:00 No.6619330 Report

Quoted By: >>6619370

Here's one that has a funny ending in MY favor

>Girl gives me her number on facebook IM
>Text for a while, forget about her. Stop texting
>Get on facebook IM a couple of months later
>Her: How come we never talk anymore?
>Me: Phone works both ways
>She starts ignoring me when I try to start talking to her again
>Uni library like a month later. She and her friend are sitting talking at one of the tables
>Take the table directly next to them, say hello and proceed to sit and read and pay them no mind.
>They whisper and laugh.
>Ten minutes pass, the (much more attractive girl) I've been waiting for comes and sits down next to me.
>MFW the first girl storms out of the library, taking the long way around to ensure no eye contact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:21:00 No.6619351 Report

Quoted By:

Oh boy, just yesterday:
>Be at concert
>Cute girl in front of me to friend
>Music blasting on the PA system before concert
>"Oh gawd, it's Alice in Chains"
> Think to myself, "A neat a chick who loves AiC, you don't see many of those"
> Start humming the words of the song
> Mid concert "Fuck, I missed an opportunity and she was pretty cute"
> Never see her again
FML, this shit always happens, but I can take comfort in the fact that I'm just slow and not shy has I did actually try to chat her up a bit with a joke, guy in front of me said "DUDE, I'M RIGHT HERE", me: "I KNOW!" and turned to her and her friend, "I don't even know the guy" and they giggled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:22:00 No.6619360 Report

Quoted By: >>6619394

>>6619107
>SCIENCY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:23:00 No.6619370 Report

Quoted By:

>>6619330

I salute you bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:25:00 No.6619394 Report

Quoted By:

>>6619360
Just noticed that. Fucken saved lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:26:00 No.6619408 Report

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>Downtown atlanta
>Derp up and take the marta a few blocks away from where I was
>Walk to anime convention from there
>kind of chubby but mad cute girl asks me for directions
>I tell her I dunno, then look it up on my phone
>She's more than patient with me despite that I'm wasting a good half hour of her time
>she offers me to join her to walking to the hotel
>decide to walk on ahead to the convention

I AM THE KING OF FAGGOTS, MY CHARIOT AWAITS ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:28:00 No.6619439 Report

Quoted By:

ITT: My biography.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:30:00 No.6619455 Report

Quoted By: >>6619486 >>6619541 >>6626760 >>6628545

>19 years old, moving into dorms
>Cute girl in room next door
>Talk to her in the kitchen, get along
>One time she touches my arm and makes a teasing comment
>My arm recoil as a reflex
>Invites me to her room for tea and ice cream, watching her tv
>She sits on her bed, I place myself on the floor with my back to her
>She gives me a pillow
>Another time we do the same, she tells me I can sit in the bed with her, I mumble something about being "upgraded"

6 years later I realize how this was the only time I have ever been alone with a girl at home like that, and even though I really liked her, I failed to even show any interest.

Every time I interact with a girl I have up these barriers taking care to not do anything "inappropriate" towards her, but then I see some guy just randomly giving these girls hugs and shit and I am thinking "what the fuck?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:34:00 No.6619486 Report

Quoted By:

>>6619455
oh god :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:40:00 No.6619541 Report

Quoted By:

>>6619455
>Every time I interact with a girl I have up these barriers taking care to not do anything "inappropriate" towards her, but then I see some guy just randomly giving these girls hugs and shit and I am thinking "what the fuck?"
See this shit? How do we break free of these chains we put on ourselves? Because I and from what I can tell many /adv/enturers suffer from this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:43:00 No.6619572 Report

Quoted By: >>6619632 >>6619656 >>6619659 >>6620319

>crush on girl at work for like a year
>pretty sure she likes me, too beta to do anything
>she starts dropping massive hints, still don't do anything
>she flat out asks me out, say ok, she comes over my house one night
>play vidya and watch movies all afternoon and evening
>bedtime, both sleeping in my bed, shes half naked
>rubbing up against me with leg/arms, hugging me etc
>play wrestling and pillow fights and shit
>don't make a move, fall asleep
>2 days later my family moves 4 hours away, haven't spoken since then
>think about it every fucking day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:48:00 No.6619632 Report

Quoted By:

>>6619572
Lol, there is no real line you have to cross is it? You can always make a new one and hold you ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:49:00 No.6619636 Report

Quoted By:

Already posted one, here's another
>Be in grade 8 (?)
>School has a field trip to somewhere pretty far away
>Staying in a hotel, 2 kids per room
>Go to the room of this girl I like
>She's alone in her bed
>Tells me to come up
>Go up with her to bed, kinda spoon together
>No other moves made that night
>Go back to own room after some time
Ehh.. I guess I achieved something but still I could've easily do at least something sexual god damn it

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:51:00 No.6619656 Report

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>>6619572
Oh no you didn't...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:51:00 No.6619659 Report

Quoted By:

>>6619572

As an update to this, since then I have gotten /fit/ and generally fixed all this shit, still virgin but I've stopped giving a fuck, shits going great at uni

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2011 23:54:00 No.6619679 Report

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Opposite tiem!
> Girl complementing me on random shit that doesn't deserve to be complemented.
> I totally understand what's going on.
> Not interested.
> Doesn't get further away at all.
> goddamnit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:01:00 No.6619754 Report

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I missed these threads on /r9k/

They made the board worth visiting. It's also helped me pick up on signs of flirting from other women. One bitch flirted with me for half a year but thanks to r9gay and adv, I also picked up that she was sending mixed signals.

Just a few days ago, I found out that she wasn't into me. Thank goodness that I didn't make a move and make myself look like an idiot.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:06:00 No.6619805 Report

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>>6619021

>Each time I remember the embarrassing things I've done, I imagine a revolver clicking back against my head.

Are you me?

I have no close encounters of any kind

26th !!pVbyp9iAZhG

26th !!pVbyp9iAZhG Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:10:00 No.6619836 Report

Quoted By: >>6619861

>Computers class, high school
>Taking a quiz on computer
>On AIM
>Girl msg's me, asks for answers
>Turn around, she's smiling
>Smirk, log off aim
>She's shocked
Later that day
>At home, on AIM
>She messages me again
>"You can make it up to me, wanna hang out?"
>"NAH BRO"

Worst part? She was a 6/10 then, but upon graduation, she became a 9/10, with a trust fund and her own house, in the hills.

If I had only knew, I'd be fucking her everyday, with free shit all the time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:13:00 No.6619861 Report

Quoted By:

>>6619836

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:25:00 No.6619978 Report

Quoted By:

This thread makes me feel so good about myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:27:00 No.6620004 Report

Quoted By: >>6620077

>>6618279
What should you have done?
I always get compliments and shit. but I never now what to say about these kind of things.
It never leads anywhere. lots of sideways glances too. and distant stares

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:33:00 No.6620077 Report

Quoted By:

>>6620004
if she goes to talk to you and compliments you
say thanks, compliment her on something, I dunno her ass her chest whatever
then proceed to more talking until sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:36:00 No.6620105 Report

Quoted By:

you guys are looking into this way to much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:44:00 No.6620184 Report

Quoted By: >>6620205 >>6620208

I would beat you all with my embarrassing stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:47:00 No.6620205 Report

Quoted By:

>>6620184
Go ahead, I have some time to spare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:47:00 No.6620208 Report

Quoted By: >>6620351

>>6620184
I really don't wanna hear but I have to. You can't possibly be more beta than anyone here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:49:00 No.6620226 Report

Quoted By:

> at friends party, time for sleep
>girl comes into my bed
> put my arm around her
>she moans
>go to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:51:00 No.6620239 Report

Quoted By: >>6620318 >>6625954

>be at bar waiting for a drink
>7/10 chick walks up next to me
>her purse keeps hiting my ass
>tell her that her purse keeps hiting my ass
>she smiles and grabs my ass
>i get my drink and walk away

Bitches shouldn't be grabbing my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:54:00 No.6620265 Report

Quoted By:

You cunt.

If that happened to me I would be happy for a week that a girl actually said something positive about me.

You're a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:56:00 No.6620280 Report

Quoted By:

Are we really required to be aggressive? Or is there some other way that allows us to not be on all the time and still get vajayjay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 00:58:00 No.6620298 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618976
FUCK!!!!!!!

>studying for finals at library
>go outside to vending machines to get a coke
>cute girl is there using credit card to pay for her soda
>get in line behind her
>she buys me a coke
>"cool, thank you so much!"
>walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:00:00 No.6620317 Report

Quoted By:

>>6618976
>at an anime convention
y u do dis
>Girl walks up to me
>girl
>anime convention
>not landwhale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:00:00 No.6620318 Report

Quoted By: >>6620398

>>6620239
Here is another one.
>sit next to girl in psyche class
>she breaks up with her BF
>suddenly always talking to me
>weekend before finals she asks me to come over to her house to study
>tell her i don't really need to study because i am acing the class
>she give me her phone number and says she wants to kiss me goodbye at the end of class
>realize that she wants my junk
>transfer to a new school and never call her because i hate her haircut

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:00:00 No.6620319 Report

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>>6619572
I seriously cant fucking believe this one. She literally threw herself on you and you STILL pushed her away even though you've liked her for a year. What the fuck is going through your mind in these situations? Fear of rejection? Man up son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:02:00 No.6620345 Report

Quoted By: >>6620371

Similar thong happened to me OP

>Walking out of lecture late in the afternoon
>Headphones on and listening to music
>Zoning out in my head, thinking about things I need to do/study
>Cute girl I know from a writing class I took about a year ago
>Waves to me as I pass
>Not paying attention
>Realize what just happen when I've walked 50 ft past her
>Feel like an idiot as I head to the parking garage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:03:00 No.6620351 Report

Quoted By: >>6620386 >>6620391 >>6620413

>>6620208
I hardly ever post because Im to shy to do it but this thread is something special.
>Be 18, never kissed/virgin obviously.
>Girl is into me, talking to me randomly etc.
>Ask her out via msn cause I'm to beta to have a normal conversation with her.
>She says yes because she's really into me, which really surprised me.
>She's in my class never talk to her, only talk to her on msn.
>She comes over to my house to watch a movie, dont talk for 2 hours, answer yes or no to any question the asked in the next half hour.
>She's still interested, fast forward a few "dates" still not talking to her during classes but im really into her.
>Finally make out on her bed and some date later my hand is under boob because she's laying sideways, she had big ones, awkwardly move my hand from underneath her boob.
>COULD'VE EASILY COPPED A FEEL
>A month passes still not talking to her during class cause im beta as fuck, still make out awkwardly and hardly talk to her when I'm alone with her at night.
>She breaks up, I dont blame her.
>Write real sad letters how about I miss her and I'll change.

I blew it because I never said anything to her when I saw her in person eventhough I couldve just asked her to get naked she wouldve probably done it.
Will post more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:04:00 No.6620368 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw nothing like that has ever happened to me. ;_; Feels bad, man, pretty bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:04:00 No.6620371 Report

Quoted By:

>>6620345

Derp, thing not thong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:05:00 No.6620383 Report

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Nothing of this nature has happened to me.

I must be ugly. :/

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Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:05:00 No.6620386 Report

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>>6620351
This is fucking sad!
>Mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:06:00 No.6620391 Report

Quoted By: >>6628733

>>6620351
This is thread is literally a train wreck. I just can't fucking stop reading. Any more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:07:00 No.6620398 Report

Quoted By: >>6620415 >>6620584

>>6620318
And one more.
>friends little sister starts hanging out with us when we go drinking
>always grabbing my ass, even kissed me a couple of times
>figure she's just being a huge cocktease or is trying to piss off her brother
>start to wonder if she actually wants me
>ask friends, her brother, and other random people, they are just as confused as me
>never ask her out
>she's engaged now
>probably should have at least tried to fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:09:00 No.6620413 Report

Quoted By: >>6620449

>>6620351
So much more beta/awkward things happened it's making me sad all over again ;_;

>Same girl
>She leaves class before me
>She lived close to school, race to her house, she isnt home yet.
>Hide behind houses and text if she wants to go to the fare on sunday.
>Send text and she comes around the corner and sees me waiting there..
>Ask her in person she says she'll think about it tell her she can text me aka beta-out
And the worst part was I actually thought fuck her and went to the movies with friend.
>Monday class start she's sitting real close to me (her usual spot even before me and her happened)
>Tell classmates I went to the movie on the day I was "supposed" to meet her
>She keeps looking over her shoulder at me as Im telling my friends about the movie etc.

She was obviously still into me but I blew it again with all the sad letter I wrote her..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:10:00 No.6620415 Report

Quoted By: >>6620465

>>6620398
Not that bad, actually. You weren't the only confused one and it might have compromised your friendship with her brother. How much younger was she?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:16:00 No.6620449 Report

Quoted By: >>6620521

>>6620413
I've got enough stories. But thats still the most sad one eventhough it happened more then a year ago.
Time for another one.

>Tell her I never want to speak again cause it hurts to much to see her, she can contact me though that no problem and tell her that (betaaa)
>See her at the train station one day 6 months later
>She's walking a few feet infront of me, dont know what to do pass her or just keep walking behind her.
>Keep walking behind her cant strike up a conversation with her eventhough I still like her/love (beta) because I said I would never talk to her again.
>She goes into shop i keep walking towards my bike.
>Decide to wait infront of the train station and text my brother to come and pick me up hoping she would come outside see me and talk to me.
>Wait for 15 minutes she never came outside..

Next one will be another girl but just as good. ;_;

Also I asked her what song she liked and told me it was this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz5H3iVjAlw
Just listen to the lyrics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:17:00 No.6620465 Report

Quoted By:

>>6620415
She was a couple years younger then me. Her brother actually told me that i should stay the fuck away, not because he is overprotective of her, but because he thought i could do better. I would say that i probably dodged a bullet if it wasn't for the fact that there hasn't been ANYONE interested in me since then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:24:00 No.6620521 Report

Quoted By: >>6620557

>>6620449
Last one I geuss unless you guys want more.

>Be 16 and go on school trip to Rome
>Like a week before we go girl randomly comes up to me and starts talking to me and laughing at the awkward jokes I make, she was into to me.
>Be in Rome and talk to her for a bit but Im not interested, kinda flirt with other girl but I only held her hand.
>See her 2 years later at the train station, I remember her and she remembers me
>Ignore her cause I really dont like talking to people
>Get in train sits almost next to me and see her looking at me
>She's about the leave the train and I let pass infront of me
>She turns around and says "Arent you Anon?" Im like fuck fuck.
>We awkwardly talk I forget what study Im doing, full retard mode
>She needs to leave for work and hints at me so I would ask her out
>Say "See you again in two years" and leave.
>Get into other train and continue my journey realise what happened,
OHGODWHATHAVEIDONE.JPG

I have some more positive ones because I got attractive during the summer. Girls looked left and right even smiled at me, just pretended like I didn't see it and ignored them for the rest of the time they were near me.

One more which happened last wednesday

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:25:00 No.6620527 Report

Quoted By: >>6620581 >>6621156 >>6621158 >>6622799

>girl I'm really into and I chat on MSN
>she asks me to come over to watch movies
>tells me that she'll most likely do some things but doesn't really want to (kind of weird but meh)
>Eh, alright, can handle that
>go over, watch movie
>constantly tries to kiss me
>always push her away

>movie over, she sits on her bed
>"Don't you want to sit here, those chairs are really uncomfortable"
>can't argue with that, those here chairs are of the uncomfortable kind!
>sit on bed, she starts to make out with me again
>push here away, AGAIN
>tell her that it's getting late and that I have to go home
>"Don't you want to stay over night? It's so dark outside and you look very tired."
>"Nah, I don't even have my toothbrush with me."
>go home
>feel good about not taking advantage of her

months later
WAIT SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME THAT NIGHT!

Jesus Christ did I feel retarded, but on the plus side, in hindsight I'm glad that I didn't understand that. I've seen something different in her than what she really is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:25:00 No.6620529 Report

Quoted By:

I have a few but this one is the most recent.

>chillin in dorm lobby talking to bros
>cute girl who lives across from me is chillin there talking too
>pamphlets about this party at a local club everywhere
>She looks at me "Hey anon, wanna go to to party"
>"no"
>stops smiling and leave shortly after
>damn i fucked up

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:25:00 No.6620532 Report

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oh gawd
>visit a girl i've known for years and chatted with but we've met only once
>visit her, she's alone at home
>going clubbin with her
>comeback to her home
> i'll sleep in another room who is connected with hers
>she tells me she isn't going to sleep but will watch some tv because there'll be some cool movie tonight
>tells me twice whenever i need something i can come to her room
>she leaves her door a bit open
>i go to sleep , don't do anything
>mfw this was 2 months ago and i didn't realize she clearly wanted me to come over until i read this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:25:00 No.6620533 Report

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>be 3 years ago
>at the market rigth across our school
>cute girl from another school (uniform) walks in crying
>make fun of the way she prounounced ''water'' at the clerk
>realise she was crying
>feel like asshole
>go talk to her, really apoligize
>after a 20min talk, comforting successfully done
>she asks my name upon leaving with a smile
>''dont worry about it my names too hard to remember''
>be a minority with a hard name and of course, and idiot
>she walks away kinda sad
>my friends who saw what happened make fun of me for the next 2 years
>im the guy who rejected the cutest girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:27:00 No.6620557 Report

Quoted By:

>>6620521
>Starting a new job, never worked more then two days in my life because Im lazy
>Cute girls that works there starts asking me qeustions about school etc, she's really into me.
>We both finish at the same time and just before were done she comes upto to me and starts talking about random stuff
>She was kinda cute and I actally want a girlfriend
>Jokingly say that I'm a hard worker and want to work.
>She doesn't get that its a joke and walks away.
>Ignores me when were done working and doesnt even say goodbye.

Thus is life as an attractive beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:29:00 No.6620581 Report

Quoted By: >>6620603

>>6620527
...wait

why does it matter? if at the time you weren't interested in making out with her (and clearly, you knew that was what she was trying to do), obviously you didn't want to fuck her either. nbd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:30:00 No.6620584 Report

Quoted By:

>>6620398
Yet another one
>be at bar with a bunch of freinds from class
> 8/10 girl who i thought had freind zoned me starts flirting with me
>figure she's just being freindly because she's drunk
>friends sister i mentioned before shows up and drags me to the dance floor
>come back to see my 8/10 freind
>she's all pissed off
>i don't know why
>start talking to my other freinds
>she leaves
>oh shit
>never do anything about it

Women apperently throw themselves at me all the time and i never do anything about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:31:00 No.6620603 Report

Quoted By:

>>6620581

I wanted to. I really did, but beforehand she said that she didn't really want to do anything with me because of friendship and all that stuff but that she'll most likely try something because she thought I was hot and all that. Kind of confusing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:33:00 No.6620619 Report

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>>6619013
yes it does seem bad, except for a few cases it's mostly us just thinking they want to be nice since they really aren't making and huge changes to the way that act. You approach us and still expect us to read your cryptic ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:35:00 No.6620641 Report

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>Girl talks to me during class once and only once.
>At prom same girl ask for a picture with me.
>Year later I'm looking at that picture.
> Realize she was probably shy and wanted to get to know me more.

Fuck. The things I would do differently if I could go back in time.

naksiloth the sass !6xqjXqgnW.

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naksiloth the sass !6xqjXqgnW. Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:45:00 No.6620728 Report

Quoted By: >>6620751

>i asked some junior grade girl if she has a facebook at one of the last days at school
>trying to find an empty computer on the floors
>by that time pop a massive boner over the idea of she's accepting me
>she once harassed me with her cherry titties and gave out all of the signals of she wants to fuck my brain out
>don't mind the massive boner climb the stairs
>nod and say hi to 2 slutty classmate of mine I came across while climbing the stairs
>one of them whispered something to other while they're go down
>a shock grasped the other one's face and pulled me from my shirt
>i turned back and see her "you naughty thing" looks and swinging her index finger, like I'm some kind of brat
>i didn't get it at the first place and raised my eye brow
>by the time they turned their back it dawned on me.
>can't help but give out a naughty grin.
>they were still whispering to each other and look at me.

naksiloth the sass !6xqjXqgnW.

naksiloth the sass !6xqjXqgnW. Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:46:00 No.6620751 Report

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>>6620728
Oh I forgot
>got that girl's FB anyway
>alpha as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:52:00 No.6620806 Report

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>>6618280
>>6618279
You don't owe anyone attention. Don't feel bad when you were too busy to give it.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 01:55:00 No.6620843 Report

Quoted By: >>6620989

Look at the bright side guys, this thread will help you pick up signals far better now!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:06:00 No.6620988 Report

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>meet girl in seminar
>she says we should all have a bbq together, sometimes after the seminar
>talk about that not too many seem interested, she says something like "it could be just the two of us"
>gives me her number, tells me to contact her
>don't contact her
>keeps on asking me about that bbq
>weeks go by, no bbq happens ever
>meet her a lot later in the bus
>we talk & walk together at campus until she's at her lecture
>I say bye, she says that she really, really hopes to see me again soon
>never contact her

YAY!

also:
>walk by her in the cafeteria, she's eating, doesn't notice me
>think: "wow, she's looking even hotter"
>be reminded of the stuff above
>feel like I should hit my head against a table

For some reason, I've got a weakness for girls that use a lot of eyeliner.

Also, in the same seminar, I met another girl that I can tell a similar story of. A very hot blond girl. One time, when we were out with a group of people and some of them were going, I was ready to go too, she practically begged me to go with her (and a few others) to a club. Suffice to say, I'm an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:06:00 No.6620989 Report

Quoted By:

>>6620843
>filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:13:00 No.6621069 Report

Quoted By:

>out with some friends
>8/10 girl i just met talks about how she wants to make out with someone
>later on flirts with me hxc, rubbing my arm, giving me all her attention
>do nothing
>wtfiswrongwithyou.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:19:00 No.6621156 Report

Quoted By:

>>6620527
i refuse to believe this actually happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:20:00 No.6621158 Report

Quoted By:

>>6620527

>she keep trying to kiss me

and somehow you didn't equate this as her having any interest in you?

no, that's beyond retard, you didn't go full retard son, you invented it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:22:00 No.6621191 Report

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I only have a few experiences with it, because I'm not all that attractive. I'll just post my most recent experience that occurred last semester.

>at the college cafeteria, eating alone with music
>girl sits next to me, constantly eyeing her with peripheral vision (as I do with every girl that is near me)
>see that she keeps looking at me (rationalize that she's looking at the wall instead
>she taps my shoulder and asks if I can connect her cell phone charger
>k.
>before I'm about to put my headphones back on she starts chatting me up
>sorta get her intentions, have a decent convo
>she asks for my number, I give it to her
>don't ask for hers
>she never called
>next day she's chatting up another random guy sitting alone

ohwell.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:29:00 No.6621295 Report

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>be in HS
>crushing on this girl
>walking to lunch
>walk through doorway
>she's RIGHT THERE
>we stare at each other for an awkwardly long time
>i freeze up
>i just walk past her without saying a damn thing

derpscout.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:34:00 No.6621346 Report

Quoted By: >>6621445

>on school exchange holiday
>last night, drink, get drunk quickly
>hug my long time crush
>I sit down alone somewhere
>she comes closer and sits next to me
>the only words i can say are: "I'm not good with alcohol, I'm sure you can handle that better"
>silence
>cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:36:00 No.6621370 Report

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>walk home from university after 10 hours of studying
>tired as fuck
>notice cute girl winking directly at me
>don't pay much heed
>100 meters later
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING DAMNIT FUCK FUCK FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:42:00 No.6621445 Report

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>>6621346
>after holiday
>i skip school
>she talks to me on facebook
>I ask her to add me on msn [welcome back to '90!]
>she logs in twice in 3 months
>suddenly logs in alot around valentines
>never talk to her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:43:00 No.6621457 Report

Quoted By: >>6622139

>In crowded cafeteria
>Walking to hang out with bros
>See this small white chick
>She catches my eye and uses that moment to wink
>hmm, her boyfriend must be standing behind me
>WALK UP TO BROS AND HAVE BRO TIME

FUCK YEAH BRO TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:44:00 No.6621470 Report

Quoted By:

Prepare for mega derp

>at a party
>talking to some a girl who I had a crush on
>"oh, Anon I really have to go to the toilet, you wanna tag a long?"
>lol no thanks I don't have to pee
>"oh come on, please"
>lol no wtf are you talking about haha you're crazy
>"rrriiight..., ok then..."
>mfw I realised she wanted to make out
>...
>mfw when we made out the week after

Still really derp though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 02:55:00 No.6621614 Report

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>talking to a chick on MSN at like 1 AM
>she tells me that she's home alone and that a common girl friend is at her place
>they're having fun
>they invite me
>I'm like HOLY SHIT. ME AND TWO CHICKS? ALONE?! FUCK YEAH!
>realize I can't do it because I was beta as fuck
>drink a bit of wine to loosen up
>still don't go

Feels bad, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:00:00 No.6621664 Report

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>Want to ask girl out on date
>Somehow start having casual sex with her
>Still not asked her out on a date
>Spent most of yesterday in her bed
>Still not asked her out
>Don't even know if she likes me
>Derp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:03:00 No.6621704 Report

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fun thread guys

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:05:00 No.6621738 Report

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I gained a lot of confidence the last year or two. Got a girlfriend who makes me happy. Nowadays I derive considerable pleasure from shutting down girls the same way they used to treat me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:06:00 No.6621750 Report

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very well Anon, this thread has entertained me and therefore I shall share one of my stories with you.

>on facebook
>female friend starts chat with me
>that's odd, we rarely ever talk. oh well
>we're talking about what we got for christmas when suddenly, out of nowhere she asks if i'm single.
>play it of as a joke but yes
>she tells me, she's drunk and asks me if there's anything I ever wanted to say to her now would be a good time as she probably won't remember tomorrow
>like what?
>anything. come on I won't be offended
>nope, i can't think of anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:07:00 No.6621761 Report

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Get girls smiling, winking, gazing, greeting me all day err'day.

Ignore them all because I
am
GAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:08:00 No.6621781 Report

Quoted By: >>6621807

I never get compliments. Well I do but only men give me compliments, dat shit is ghey.

WHEN a female gives one, it's 99 out of 100 times about my glasses.

I'm such a loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:09:00 No.6621788 Report

Quoted By: >>6622197

Okay, girls constantly stare at me, like 60% of all girls on the street. But it doesn't go beyond that, no smiling, no saying hi, just staring.

What does this mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:11:00 No.6621807 Report

Quoted By: >>6622197 >>6622799

>>6621781

>Hey, I wanna see what you look like without your glasses

NO BITCH, I NEED THEM TO SEE WHERE MY PIMP HAND IS GOING

RIGHT NOW IT'S GOING TO YOUR FACE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:22:00 No.6621940 Report

Quoted By: >>6621986

>have crush on girl for 3 years
>be angry with girl because of some reason I can't remember
>at camp trip thing
>she's hitting on me constantly the entire trip
>she basically mashed her vagina in my face at one point
>I don't realise, too busy hating her for not liking me
>alone outside smoking
>she walks up to me
>"HEY ANON EVER MADE OUT ON A BRIDGE?"
>I figure she's shitting me
>"Fuck off, you're a dick and a goddamn cocktease"
>walk away
>realise what I did the next week
>she never talked to me again

WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:25:00 No.6621986 Report

Quoted By: >>6622056 >>6622081

>>6621940
Sounds like a cocktease to me. You're better off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:30:00 No.6622056 Report

Quoted By:

>>6621986
Naw, she stopped talking to me, looked hurt whenever she saw me etc.

Fun part is that she's still after me. She always comes to my gigs, the same parties as me and such, just watching me, it's getting kinda creepy.

And said trip was around 6 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:31:00 No.6622081 Report

Quoted By:

>>6621986
She wanted to make out with the guy and he wasn't up for it. That's like an anti-cocktease.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:35:00 No.6622139 Report

Quoted By:

>>6621457
WHY DO I KNOW THAT FEEL HAHAHA.

Also more suffering for you guys to enjoy.

>in uni, sit next to this girl for a while and we talk
>cute nice girl, 8/10
>class over
>she decides to give me her number
>struggle hard and decide to give her a call
>she picks up, alright here we g-
>FUCKING PANIC AND CLOSE THE PHONE
>she never sits next to me anymore, probably thinks I hate her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:40:00 No.6622197 Report

Quoted By:

>>6621807
>>6621807
Haha nice...

>>6621788
Same issue bro.
I hate it when that happens. I hate myself so when they stare at me I'll go crazy. "Shit she must be looking because I'm ugly!".

They do smile sometimes and when I'm in a "fuck everything i'm crazy" mood, I tend to wave and they do wave back laughing and shit but I'm a pussy motherfucker.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:52:00 No.6622366 Report

Quoted By: >>6622390 >>6622413

>be a neet
>only place i feel comfortable is in the library
>make a habit of going at the same day same time
>see the one girl there every time I'm there
>one day as I'm leaving she gets ready to leave
>we chat until we're outside
>dark as fuck outside
>she asks me to walk her home because she doesn't want to be alone
>Can't because being outside for long periods of time is like a fucking disease.
>say I can't how about tomorrow, and run like fuck.
>next day I check the paper and realize she's dead

She was brutally raped and thrown in the river.
Sometimes I wish it was me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:53:00 No.6622370 Report

Quoted By:

bump for more stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:54:00 No.6622390 Report

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>>6622366
Cool story, bro, cool story.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:56:00 No.6622413 Report

Quoted By: >>6622438

>>6622366

If you make up bullshit like that next time, describe the rape in full detail and intensity, so I at least can fap to it.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:57:00 No.6622438 Report

Quoted By:

>>6622413
I like you, we should have sexy time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 03:58:00 No.6622448 Report

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>at mc donalds drive tru
>at second window for food
>girl gives food to my dad
>girl opens window again
>asks if she put in 3 sauce
>I feel 2 and say "it's all good"
>she "no it isn't!"
>ok "I feel the 3rd one"
>say thanks and bye
>we look at eachother for while, smiling, she's waving really cute and I feel awkward while still looking at each other smiling
>she forgets to close the window

(normally they close it right away and there was no one behind us)

girl was fucking nice, dark hair and blue/greyish eyes

ari !ZDPryWzANE

ari !ZDPryWzANE Sat 25 Jun 2011 04:06:00 No.6622546 Report

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>walking through security at airport
>put my laptop on x ray thingy
>laptop has a coheed sticker on it
>cute light skinned black female mta notices
>says shes a fan
>mentions something about a song used in the trailer for the movie "9"
>mention im going to one of their shows soon
>she says she wishes she was going to the show
>put shoes back on and walk off

>feel retarded sitting in terminal

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 04:08:00 No.6622563 Report

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>7/10 Thick girl with huge tits asks to hang out
>Meh
>Cuddle and mumble-chat, she's not really bright
>Dat rack gets groped
>Time to drop her off, walk her to the door and she invites me in
>Hang with her for a bit, get bored and decide to leave
>She walks out to my car with me, stands in front of my door waiting for a kiss
>Have a BMW Convertible, talk to her as I put roof down by holding the unlock button
>Hop over the side of the car into the driver's seat
>Mfw I said "BYE" and just drove off

2/3rd of my friends are girls, I don't even give a fuck.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 04:16:00 No.6622647 Report

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HAHA lucky bastards. I'm 2/10 and obviously get no compliments whatsoever.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 04:26:00 No.6622746 Report

Quoted By: >>6622903

>mfw nothing like this has ever happened to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 04:32:00 No.6622797 Report

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>chat to pretty girl for awhile
>girl invites me to see show
>tell her i don't watch hipster shit and that i had stuff to do (vidya)
>get a text from her 10 min later telling me it would be really fun
>text back saying "NO. lol"
>play vidya that night
>lay in bed
>fap
>mid fap thinking about girl
>angrily realize what happened and fapped harder
fuckme.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 04:32:00 No.6622799 Report

Quoted By: >>6622815

>>6620527
>don't have my toothbrush
Jesus, I lol'd. Best excuse in thread.

>>6621807
>take off glasses
>act blind, make funny faces
>grab her boobs in a fake attempt to reach your hands out and take back the glasses
>massive success

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 04:34:00 No.6622815 Report

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>>6622799
>grab her boobs in a fake attempt to reach your hands out and take back the glasses

I've worn glasses for a decade now and this thought never even reached my mind.

goddamn it brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 04:39:00 No.6622848 Report

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>had long hair
>girl says "I like your hair. I love guys with hair like that."
>lolthanks

>different time, different girl. "I love your hair, I'm jealous of it."
>haha

>class with girl.
>says hi to me everyday
>laughs at ALL of my jokes
>plays with her hair constantly
>excuses to touch me
>had boyfriend
>go to ask female coworker in different department for something.
>she starts talking to me right when we I see her
>after a few minutes of conversation ask for thing I need (I am at work afterall)
>looks sad "Oh, you need something and here I am bothering you."
>Keep talking to her a bit, but still do nothing

>crush on girl, hardly ever talk to her
>stares at me a lot, flips hair, plays with hair, smiles
>adjusts clothing (especially breast area) and looks at me
>walks a few inches away from where I'm sitting instead of the logical route a few feet away
>can't even talk to her

>girl looks at me and smiles a few times
>giggles and smiles at me when I hold the door for her

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 04:46:00 No.6622903 Report

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>>6622746
I feel your pain betabro

naksiloth the sass !6xqjXqgnW.

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naksiloth the sass !6xqjXqgnW. Sat 25 Jun 2011 04:56:00 No.6622994 Report

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>a few years ago
>I was a master at casually talking to people and impress girls
>However, I still am
>I was at a compartment of a train
>4 people total; one of them is a big sister of a classmate,me and 2 other people I don't know
>one of them is a skinny girl with glasses, the other one is a skinny looking guy, they don't know each other.
>my usual casual trash talking impress the them
>got their phone number and mail without even trying
>talking with the girl on msn and she pulled that "I'm drunk" trick on me, also added she just dumped down her boyfriend
>even though I know that she's trying to trick me in I was thinking about another girl at the class who rejected me at least twice that time.
>Kinda sat away from her, that I was just dumped down my boyfriend and ready to wash away his memories didnt really sound satisfying
>she deleted me from msn later
>Now I searched her msn address over facebook and realized I was such a jerk at that time. She became such a beautiful girl!!
>Added her as a friend just hoping that she'd accept.
>She probably won't anyway....

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 05:03:00 No.6623080 Report

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>skating along the seafront absent mindedly
>go past beach bar
>woman sitting outside wolf whistles at me
>I smile at her
>she's fat and ugly but still a nice ego boost
>keep going
>her hot friends walk out of the bar
>goddammit

I was looking for some people to share a drink with as well. They looks in their mid 20s though i'm only 19 so might have been a bit weird.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 05:08:00 No.6623144 Report

Quoted By: >>6623256 >>6623354 >>6624141

Honestly, you guys shouldn't feel like you fucked up. Even if you made a move, nothing would have happened because your betaness, social awkwardness and lack of confidence would make them change their mind.

As a tall and attractive beta who, unlike you guys, tried to make moves, I'll give a few examples from experiences I had. Now since I've been reading a bunch of "she gave me a compliment SHE WANTS TO FUCK" here, NO IT DOES NOT MEAN SHE WANTS TO FUCK. I've had alot of girls who I never talk to before randomly tell me that I'm cute, however whenever I asked them out, asked for their numbers, chatted up with them and what not, I got friendzoned every time, even though I made my intentions clear. I guess they just through I was attractive, but weren't actually interested in me, probably due to me being beta. There's also been lots of other times where girls actually liked me at first, we went out and stuff (BECAUSE I MADE A MOVE) but before sex, a relationship or anything happened, they changed their minds and either friendzoned me or didn't want to be acquainted anymore.

So it's not that nothing happened because you were retarded or because you didn't make a move, it's because either they were just being nice to you (while you were having your "SHE WANTS TO FUCK" mentality) or because you're beta. Even if you made a move, nothing would have happened because they would have noticed your betaness and change their minds before sex or a relationship happened.

You may be attractive, but you're beta, so girls would prefer guys who are shorter, not as good looking and maybe even have a smaller dick, but are alpha.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 05:10:00 No.6623164 Report

Quoted By: >>6623195

>walking in shady neighborhood late at night
>see to hot girls
>one of them asks if i was "looking for a good time"
>ignore her cause i need to get home to play vidya
FUCK MAN. SHE WANTED MY DICK!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 05:12:00 No.6623195 Report

Quoted By:

>>6623164
>>6623164
>FUCK MAN. SHE WANTED [to tease] MY DICK [so that I would go inside and then be brutally raped by her boyfriend and left bleeding to die after he came in my ass and stole my wallet then had his dick sucked by her in front of my broken eyes]!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 05:19:00 No.6623256 Report

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>>6623144
This. I have a guy friend who compliments a lot of girls that he doesn't intend to date or pursue (he's extremely faithful to his GF) - I know, I know, it sounds like he's tryin' to get some, but seriously, he's not interested. He does it because it makes him feel good to have cheered them up a bit, they go away smiling and feeling prettier/more feminine/more datable or whatever and he feels he's brought a bit of spontaneous joy into the world. Girls who do this are less common than guys (though signifiicantly less likely to be doing it for superficial reasons...my friend is an exception, of course plenty of guys throw out insincere compliments going for pussy) but may have a similar goal in mind, and would probably feel bad to know that they caused you retroactive angst over their friendly compliment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 05:26:00 No.6623354 Report

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>>6623144
It's all about a mater of confidence, nothing about the status of alpha or beta, which is absolutely fucking bullshit that shouldn't be taken seriously and doesn't apply to modern human beings. A girl does not care about social status and what not. When I act quiet and elusive, girls don't feel its worth their time with me. When I just fuck around and act hyperactive and stupid, girls fucking fall for me everywhere, regardless of whether they know me as quiet and reserved before than.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 05:30:00 No.6623386 Report

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> Waiting for the bus
> Chick comes up and asks when the next bus comes
> Tell her and then she says that she will go get pizza from across the street
> Comes back, get on the bus, chat about university, summer job etc.
> Get to the mall (where both of us were headed), finally introduce myself and get her name
> End off with "Well, see you around on campus"
> Never see her again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 06:00:00 No.6623761 Report

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>be reading this thread
>take a nap
>roommate asks to borrow shoes
>come out
>he's going to the club w/2 bitches
>one compliments my robe (bought as a joke)
>she invites me to go
>say no
>come back and post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 06:05:00 No.6623816 Report

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>at work
>deciding what gum to buy
>co-worker I am crushing on sees me making an awkward pose as i try to decide
>she comes up to me and mimics me
>we laugh about it
>she makes a recommendation
>I choose it
>she rings me up
>have to go to exec's office to drop something off
>she follows me through door
>I hold the door open while I am still walking
>quickly side glance
>she is looking dead at me
>don't know what to say so just keep walking
>she ducks down another hallway, then turns around and goes back through the same door we came through
>realize she was following me

I was the only reason she was there and I blew it. This happens all of the damn time with this girl. If she didn't have a boyfriend I would be 99.9% she likes me and wants me to make a move, but his existence puts that tiny bit of doubt in my head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 06:11:00 No.6623866 Report

Quoted By: >>6623916 >>6624315 >>6625566

>7th grade
>Have a crush on this one girl in my class
>Decide to tell my friend Rudy before he moves
>When he comes back for a visit, HE FUCKING TELLS EVERYONE
>At this point, me and her talk to eachother
>Word gets to her
>I still don't know
>Other friend, Tanner tells me he knows
>RUDY
>She can't even look at me now
hahaohwhy.jpg

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 06:16:00 No.6623916 Report

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>>6623866
>Telling your friend about your crush
Nice one Jackass.

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naksiloth the sass !6xqjXqgnW. Sat 25 Jun 2011 06:36:00 No.6624141 Report

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>>6623144
bitch
i gone out with girls and girl asked me out.
if you be the nice, easygoing guy you'll be treated as one.
i bet you made something awkward somewhere.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 06:47:00 No.6624286 Report

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>>6618540
mfw i say this all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 06:50:00 No.6624315 Report

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>>6623866

I have this knowledge, see? The knowledge is never say anything to anyone that you don't want repeated. Most people will repeat almost anything said to them, even if they're explicitly told not to. Hell, if they're specifically told not to, they'll probably think you're just overreacting and that telling everyone will help you out. ^.^

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 07:10:00 No.6624558 Report

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>>6619021
mentally i do this too when i remember embarrassing shit one thing i remember is this:

>in African American history class
> Black guy asks me if it makes me nervous being around black people
> say yes
>hate on myself b/c at that time I was nervous around everyone pretty much, not just black people

Anyways.. i'm keen on girls now. Wasn't before..

>in 4th grade crush on this girl
>would always chase me around during recess hurting me with her friends
>one time at lunch her friends asked me if i liked her, b/c she liked me
> too embarrassed and uncomfortable say 'no', as if 'what the hell is her problem'
>regretted that one for a while

now:

>couple months ago girl tells me on FBs he masturbated thinking of me
> grossed out b/c she's not hot

>at bbq with friends, new girl drops by, she's seen me b4 and i know she's asked about me
> talk to her ask her if she likes winter camping
> she says yah talks about where to get gear and all
> i don't really say much, know i could just tell her we're going winter camping now
> but i've heard she's slept around too much

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 07:11:00 No.6624572 Report

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sort of a missed opportunity, but i'm pretty sure everything would've exploded in my face if i took the chance
>girl is obviously interested in me, we even talked about it, easily a 9/10
>IMing, talking about how cold it is (really harsh winters where i live), tells me to come over, "i'm warm (;"
>mfw she's staying at a different family's house
>mfw i've never met these people
>nope.jpg
kinda regret it, but goddamn i'm pretty sure going there was a terrible idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 07:21:00 No.6624679 Report

Quoted By: >>6624696

>reading Misery
>one of the cutest girls in school walks by me
>"I love that book"
>she smiles and keeps walking by
>I look up and realize who said that
>look her in the eyes
>freeze

Fffffffffuuuuuuuuu. Perfect chance to start talking to her and I fucked it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 07:23:00 No.6624696 Report

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>>6624679
its cool, she probably would have broken your legs and kept you locked up forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 07:35:00 No.6624836 Report

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Oh man. I have stories like these by the dozens from my middle school/hs days.

>be f.o.b kid at new middle school
>have excellent English however
>go there just for the second semester of 8th grade
>shy, make a few acquaintances, mostly from homeroom but that's all
>me and cousin are walking out of the school gym at the end of 8th grade graduation dance
>see girl from my homeroom standing with friend by exit
>theme of dance is some Hawaiian shit
>she stops me, puts a lei she had on on me and asks "will you date me?"
>dumbfounded lolwut.jpg look
>say "Yeah, sure!"
>keep walking and see girl with a niggawhat.png look on her face

Me and my cousin laugh about that shit when we bring it up now (we're almost 21 now) but damn, I was a retard.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 07:43:00 No.6624939 Report

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kinda a missed op more than a compliment

>university orientation week
>walk the the ladies residence girls to campus every morning (very cute, they hold onto our arms and we crack wise about how tough we are)
>hit it off really well with this one girl
>she likes gaming, sports, gyming, junk food and anime...
>g2g to class
>me"ill see you tonight" - her"sure, i look forward to it"

Our res has a social at their residence
>she did her hair and make-up, looks amazing
>choke and ignore her for a few minutes
>get distracted by some high-school friends
>look for daniella(her name)
>"shes gone to her room, she said she's really tired"

I'm not used to meeting cute girls and them liking me...

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 07:56:00 No.6625090 Report

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>Go to a bar with buddies, we meet up with a group of girls.
>Talk to one of the girls, we have a nice conversation.
>She tells me that I look like her ex's dad and that "he's hot, so don't worry". Was she hinting me that I'm hot?
>See her about a month later when we all go bowling.
>She approaches me, remembers my name, remembers a conversation we had at that bar, flirts with me, etc.
>Friends tell me "she's into you", "you better get her number", etc.
>At the end of the night, I ask her for her number. She gives it to me and tells me to add her on Facebook.
>Add her on Facebook, it says that she's in a relationship. It doesn't link to her boyfriend's Facebook, just simply says "in a relationship".
>Could have swore that she was flirting with me, my friends agreed, she even gave me her number.
>Whatever, post "hey, what's up" on her wall.
>We have a nice conversation. She eventually says "so, got any epic plans for the weekend?"
>Ok, she must be wanting to cheat on her boyfriend.
>Reply with "nope, no epic plans yet. How about you? You got any epic plans?"
>She says no. I reply with "well then, you and me should have an epic weekend!"
>The following day, see that she hasn't replied yet, but has had recent activity, I think she just added a few friends.
>She was pretty quick on replying before, realize that she isn't interested, feel stupid and embarrassed.
>Delete the reply off of her wall, pretend that it never happened. Don't say anything else, haven't spoken to her or seen her since. According to my friends that haven't heard her say anything.
>Now wonder if I deleted it before she read it.

I should have atleast started the conversation through a text instead of a Facebook post on her wall. DERP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:04:00 No.6625181 Report

Quoted By: >>6625191

>girl walks up to at bar, says she thinks im cute
>after thinking carefully i respond with "whaa ehh uhhhh" and then begin choking violently on air.

she moved on pretty quickly after that display.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:05:00 No.6625191 Report

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>>6625181

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:08:00 No.6625216 Report

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>Walking in dorm hallway
>Girl says "I like your shirt"
>Flip the fuck out
>TAKE IT
>TAKE THE FUCKING SHIRT
>Give her my pants too
>Start freaking out making a scene
>Walk back to my dorm to have a beer with my buddies

True story, I made a complete ass of myself but many lulz were had that day, friends all had a good laugh at it too. I really suggest acting like a psycho should the opportunity arrive, feels funny and liberating

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:09:00 No.6625230 Report

Quoted By: >>6625290

>walking through student lounge area at college
>guy shouts "HEY YOU, GIRL"
>don't look, keep walking, though I know he meant me
>HEY, GIRL, COME HERE
>keep walking until I'm almost out of visual range
>I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

I'll never know what he wanted from me...... he looked like a frat bro though, I didn't want to talk to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:10:00 No.6625236 Report

Quoted By: >>6625288

>like girl in class
>go to a bar with our whole class group
>she talks to me
>i give a short answer
>go home
>poke her on facebook
>she pokes me back
>the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:15:00 No.6625288 Report

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>>6625236

>girl has major crush on me
>We talk on facebook
>She doesn't actually say it, but it's obvious she wants me to ask her out
>I'm broke with no car
>Poke her on facebook erreday
>One day the pokes stop

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:15:00 No.6625290 Report

Quoted By: >>6625317

>>6625230

doesnt sound very charismatic. you may have escaped a group rape scenario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:16:00 No.6625302 Report

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>senior year
>sitting in class talking to the guy sitting next to me
>corner of my eye notice a girl staring at me, shes still doing it
>sit there and try to muster the courage to look back at her
>finally do, only for a second do i hold contact
>quickly look behind my back to see if something was going on,
>nothing was
>she goes back to talking to her friends

its a shame too, this happened on a weekly basis, she was was one of the hottest girls in the school.its happens quite often that i catch girls staring at me,but i guess im not very approachable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:17:00 No.6625317 Report

Quoted By: >>6625460

>>6625290
exactly, if he had come up to me and started talking I wouldn't have NOPED out of there, we were 20 feet apart and he didn't even get up from sitting on the bench to come talk to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:19:00 No.6625355 Report

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>extremely beta
>at Gamestop
>attractive girl comes up to me and tells me she thinks I'm cute
>decide she is making fun of me
>give her an angry look and walk away
>at home later
>realize what really happened
foreveralone.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:22:00 No.6625390 Report

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>leaving mall
>two girls on bench
>have a smoothie with me
>ask me what it tastes like
>stop, turn and say "fruity"
>walk away
>"wow maybe girls don't think I'm so bad after all"
>remember what I said
>remember hearing them giggle

I CAN NEVER GO BY THAT BENCH AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:25:00 No.6625420 Report

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>At mall
>Seeing a couple of girls nearby
>One of them whispers "you know he doesn't have a girlfriend"
>then they started laughing

no, this isn't a happy story, it was a sad one.

Now I've shaped up and I want to find those bitches so I can wreck their cunts then dump em

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:27:00 No.6625460 Report

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>>6625317
bet you would have "noped" out of it once you noticed during the convo that he was able to use the word "bro" fifteen times in less than 1 min

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:29:00 No.6625480 Report

Quoted By: >>6625611

oh man!! i hate this thread!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:34:00 No.6625566 Report

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>>6623866
Never tell anyone who you like.
It's like giving a stranger your wallet. they'll give it to you once they've had their fun with everything in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:35:00 No.6625573 Report

Quoted By: >>6625727

As many of these as I've been in it makes me smile knowing they were never this bad.

And I don't want to give it to much thought or I might realize I'm just as bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:37:00 No.6625611 Report

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>>6625480
No you don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:45:00 No.6625727 Report

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>>6625573
FUCKING SAMEFAG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 08:49:00 No.6625767 Report

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>>6618309
>>6618232
Dunno if this has already been answered OP and this thread is entirely too long to read, but here's how you recover:

Turn around and go talk to the bitch. It really is that simple. You're too worried about social norms - "oh no, I'm gonna look awkward. oh noes [insert stupid reason here]." The fact is that you WILL feel better violating social norms and "being awkward" afterward, whatever the outcome, than sitting around all day wondering "What if?" because you did nothing.

Prime example: Was at subway. Saw cute girl. walked out of subway. thought "the fuck am I doing?" walked back in, asked her if she was eating alone, she said yes but that she was almost finished, so I left. The end. Felt much better.

Another example. On plane next to girl. Start conversation. Find out we go to same college. Hit it off. become fuck buddies for the next two years until I graduate.

Another example. On airplane next to a hippie. She obviously wants to talk. Starts chatting up guy next to her. Guy doesn't want to talk. I'm tired but fuck it why not. Start talking to her. Find out her ex boyfriend started a private equity fund in japan. She gives me her contact information and is going to hook me up with him. Might have just made the best contact of my career. Who knows?

see? just fucking go do it and stop worrying about silly shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:01:00 No.6625900 Report

Quoted By: >>6625909

can this thread be archived please? fuck me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:02:00 No.6625909 Report

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>>6625900

I second this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:07:00 No.6625954 Report

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>>6620239
Y'know... the beta in here is pretty stiflingly fun, but YOUR shit I totally agree with.

Bitches should not be grabbin' my ass.

What would happen if I went up to some hot bitch buying a drink and grabbed her ass? Nothing good for me that's for god damn sure. Bitches want equality? Welcome to it.

+1 for you. And I ain't even some bitter virgin. Quite the opposite - I've gotten enough to actually get more pleasure out of what you did than the easy, STD ridden ass. Seriously, good on you Anon.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:09:00 No.6625965 Report

Quoted By: >>6626061

I officially have the most beta story in here

>Be at walmart with my girlfriend and friend
>Buying food for camping trip
>Some douche they know from school shows up
>He and his friend leave after talking to my friend
>See them later in the frozen food section
>Douche guy "jokingly" smacks my girlfriend's ass
>She gets pissed at him and tells him to fuck off
>I just stand there next to my friend super pissed off
>I just stood there like a bitch and didn't say anything to him
>I regret it constantly and still feel like a total bitch
>Gf and friend both ask me why I didnt say anything
>fuck im an idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:10:00 No.6625980 Report

Quoted By: >>6626018 >>6626081 >>6626230 >>6626246 >>6626251 >>6628597

>There's this cute girl that's been flirting with me, she obviously likes me.
>She starts going through chemo, she's bald now.
>One day I'm hanging out with her after class.
>She starts crying about the shit she is going through and how she's bald, she says that she's ugly.
>I tell her that she isn't ugly and is cute.
>Tell her that she has pretty doll eyes, nice lips, a cute smile, etc.
>To comfort her I lick the tears off of her cheeks.
>She gives me a really weird look and says "hey I need to go do something, talk to you later".
>Ever since then she always acts awkward around me and seems like she's trying to avoid me.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:14:00 No.6626018 Report

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>>6625980
all of my WHAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:19:00 No.6626061 Report

Quoted By: >>6626107

>>6625965
Anon,
>>1
If you had talked shit, the guy would have upped the ante. Are you prepared to throw him to the floor, stomp his face, and go to jail for assault and battery? it's not like it'd be hard to find you. he knows your girlfriend, there are cameras in grocery stores, etc.

I'm not saying don't stomp his ass like a bitch. I AM saying that you shouldn't do it unless you're prepared to go to jail and for what? A girl who can't stick the fuck up for herself?

>>2
It's the girl's job to stick up for herself in this situation. The situation wasn't potentially lethal in the least, so there was no impetus for you to physically intervene immediately. And if you aren't prepared to finish the battle, then don't start.

In this situation the girl, who knows the guy's name, should have pulled out her phone and phoned the fucking police (or gotten the rent-a-cop in the grocery store), given them his name, description, and then gotten him cited for sexual harassment and battery. That's a fining of 100+ dollars, plus having to appear in court. Should have smiled and said "I hope it was worth it!"

The point of fighting is to make your enemy pay with the least cost to yourself, not to land yourself in jail. If you had been in a non-public place, then you could get away with going full rage and beating his ass. No way for cops to prove it. But in a grocery store with cameras? Fuck that. Get him cited/arrested instead. Do more damage.

But of course your girl was probably like "HUURR DURRR NEED APE MAN FOR PROTECTION" about it. Don't feel guilty for what you did.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:20:00 No.6626068 Report

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I'm to fucking sad to post my fucking story, because belive me, I have a cringe worthy one.
And we wonder why we are foreveralones.
I just couldn't read all this thread because I can see myself in most of these situations.

MelvinVolta !!DD7iTqbn9bx

MelvinVolta !!DD7iTqbn9bx Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:21:00 No.6626078 Report

Quoted By: >>6626103

> Cleaning the floors and shit at my shitty fast food job
> See hot 7/10 with her friend chatting it up while I clean
> Stare like a creep whenever I get the chance
> Mopping and shit and hot chick gets up and comes to me
> Her: "Hey, uhh, Anon, did you need some help?"
> Me: " Help? Nah I got this."
> She just sits back down and I finish mopping
> Try to avoid eye contact with them the whole time they are there
> When I finally realized what happened I couldn't get that scenario out of my head

Dear god I'm a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:21:00 No.6626081 Report

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>>6625980
She wants to fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:24:00 No.6626103 Report

Quoted By: >>6626127

>>6626078
wait, she worked there or she was a customer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:24:00 No.6626107 Report

Quoted By: >>6626154

>>6626061

I really appreciate the lengthy response but it wasn't that serious. I mean it pissed me off so much but i could have at least told him to stay the fuck away from my girlfriend and i doubt he would have started a fight. I could have at least said something instead of looking like i didnt even care

MelvinVolta !!DD7iTqbn9bx

MelvinVolta !!DD7iTqbn9bx Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:26:00 No.6626127 Report

Quoted By: >>6626134

>>6626103

I worked there and she was a customer.

But on that subject I do have two managers who seem a little too interested in me if you know what I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:26:00 No.6626134 Report

Quoted By: >>6626257

>>6626127
>customer offered to help you mop the floor
what the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:28:00 No.6626154 Report

Quoted By: >>6626200

>>6626107
>be beta as fuck
>avoid having girlfriend because I'm terrified of this sort of thing happening
>contemplate suicide for being such a pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:33:00 No.6626200 Report

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>>6626154

Don't contemplate suicide dude its fucking stupid and you know it. And I could have kicked his ass I'm just too much a social retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:36:00 No.6626230 Report

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>>6625980
>"I lick the tears off of her cheeks."

uh, ya fucking no wonder she avoids you

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:38:00 No.6626246 Report

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>>6625980

>lick tears off face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:39:00 No.6626251 Report

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>>6625980
Fuck, I would never do that, but is it odd that I want to?

MelvinVolta !!DD7iTqbn9bx

MelvinVolta !!DD7iTqbn9bx Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:39:00 No.6626257 Report

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>>6626134

Well think about it. She never offered to help mop. She just came up to me to start a conversation.

I could've been smooth and kept the conversation alive but instead I just blew her off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 09:51:00 No.6626346 Report

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I hope to see this thread in the morning. Bumping

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 10:13:00 No.6626602 Report

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My problem is more that I can't differentiate between someone being nice to me and someone flirting with me.
Any nonbetas have advice for that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 10:20:00 No.6626658 Report

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>At college cafeteria cooking a bagel
>Super cute girl walks up and starts making one next to me
>She compliments my shirt
>Awkwardly say things
>She introduces herself, tells major and stuff about herself
>Awkwardly tell my name and nothing else
>She tries her best to talk with me
>Im giving one word answers
>I never talk to girls, dont know what the fuck to do
>Bagel finishes cooking
>Tell her I have to go eat my bagel
>Powerwalk the fuck out of there
> Immediately know I suck at life
Such is life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 10:24:00 No.6626696 Report

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>girl asks me out
>in the middle of the "date"
>she says she really likes me
>"ehh, well, look, ehh"

>meet this nice girl
>shes all friendly shit
>start saying to her other friends that i'm so funny and shit
>look at me and smile
>do nothing

>different class
>after the English test, this girl comes to me and asks what I answered, and shit
>she stutters a lot and is all beta
>some random girl call my name and I turn my back to her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 10:26:00 No.6626724 Report

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you dumb cunts. I've never had a girl approach me, and you faggots seem to have it happen regularly but you're too scared to even say "yes I would like to fuck you". goddamn it, that makes me even less than beta. fuck you all

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 10:29:00 No.6626760 Report

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>>6619455

really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 10:42:00 No.6626917 Report

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>8th grade
>school trip to beach
>fucking tired from bus ride
>hotel
>go to girls' room to hang out
>watch local broadcast porn for shitzengiggles
>get cuddly with a girl
>fall the fuck asleep on her boobs
>drool on them n shit
>wake up about 10 min later with everyone laughing at me...
leave and never talk to her again...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 10:43:00 No.6626933 Report

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begin of year
for months
girl comes up to me and tries to initiate convo
I say yeye whatever and walk off
SUDDENLY
HORMONES ACTIVATE
She's hot.
Probably thinks I'm ghey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 10:56:00 No.6627041 Report

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>Wearing a fucking sweet mohawk ear warmer.
>Girl walks up
>"Did you get that at hot topic"
>"..."
>Walk away from her

I only think I should have said something to her when I'm lonely at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 11:47:00 No.6627500 Report

Quoted By: >>6627989

>playing baseball with gym class
>cute girl asks if I'm up next
>I wasnt facing her
>turn around and say yeah
>then she smiles and says hi
>I say hi and go bat
I kinda liked her when this happened but I blanked and didn't know what to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 12:33:00 No.6627989 Report

Quoted By:

>>6627500

dude?! she wanted you dick!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 12:36:00 No.6628014 Report

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>first week of high school
>french class
>super cute girl next to me
>she says nice shoes
>i say thanks
>never speak to her again
>8 years later i realize she liked me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 12:40:00 No.6628048 Report

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>waiting at a red light, windows rolled down
>car pulls up next to me, cute girl with a British accent yells that she likes the bracelet I'm wearing
>say thanks
>red light lasts 3 minutes
>neither of us look at each other or say a word the entire time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 12:42:00 No.6628067 Report

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In high school during sports practice outside I went back in the building to splash some water on my face because it was like 34 degrees Celsius outside and I was sweating like a pig. Once I got to the bathroom I just said "fuck it" and practically hosed myself while being clothed, shirt sticking to me and everything.

Not giving a fuck, I casually walked back outside and on the way out a girl from another class passed by me, grinning like a madman and said "well you're looking yummy".

I smiled and nodded like an idiot, still spaced out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 13:38:00 No.6628394 Report

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Damn, this topic is still alive?

22-Year-Old Kissless Virgin !!5/M9x4AybsH

22-Year-Old Kissless Virgin !!5/M9x4AybsH Sat 25 Jun 2011 13:59:00 No.6628545 Report

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>>6619455
>I mumble something about being "upgraded"
Holy shit, this is the hardest I've ever laughed at something on /adv/ and this easily ranks up there with some of the silly shit I used to read on /r9k/.

Good
Fucking
Show

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 14:07:00 No.6628589 Report

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Someone archive that shit, it's the greatest topic /adv/ ever created.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 14:08:00 No.6628597 Report

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>>6625980
>To comfort her I lick the tears off of her cheeks.

There is no image or words that fully explain the amount of WHAAAAAAAAT?! I am going through.

Anyway, to add a few stories of my own:
>Lots of spare time
>Decide to read some books
>Put up a Facebook status asking for requests
>One female makes opens a chat up and says
>After an hour plus of conversing with each other she asks:
>"You can come to my house and borrow a couple of books from me ;)"
>My reply: Nope, I'mma just go to the library
>END OF RINE!

Well... She was kinda fat and not my type (I don't dig blonds).

There was another I vaguly remember;
>Friends and the vast majority of people I knew made fun of me
>At least, I thought they did. Damned if I know if they truly were
>Was on the defensive all the time
>This one girl kept on approaching me and saying "Hi Anon."
>I just assumed she was playing tricks on me

>A year passes after graduation and we had a "reunion" from primary school
>She comes up; "I had like the biggest crush on you."
>I was like: "Really, uh, What's your name?"
>Fuck, I still can't think of it, either way she laughs says her name
>Awkward meetings for the rest of the night with her as she asks if I know her name with me mostly replying "NOPE!"
>Drink bundie and coke with people I usually hung out with

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 14:12:00 No.6628618 Report

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>Be in high school
>Am the weird quiet kid
>This girl keeps trying to engage me in conversation
>We have nothing in common though
>After HS some people suggest that she likes me
>Dismiss notion
>My interpretation is completely accurate, still at least she was trying to be nice. That's more than most people did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 14:14:00 No.6628627 Report

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Alpha Tard here.

>In class at uni back in the day.
> Random hot chick sits next to my friend, starts chatting to me across him
>I, being awkward as shit, bungle the conversation
>my mate takes it up
>no talking for a bit during lecture
>as leaving she invites us over to her place
>places special emphasis on us both being there, and my mate bringing his girlfriend
>I decline, citing random bullshit excuse
>come on, I have a pool.
>Excuse about no swimming gear
>that's ok, we'll go skinny dipping (touching my arm and fuckhuge smile as she says it)
>no, i really need to go study....
>hurt expression on her face, body just crumples
> walk away
>10 min later: "OH FUCK!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 14:23:00 No.6628661 Report

Quoted By: >>6628761

>Be fat nerd
>The always happy fat kid
>At party
>Everyone drunk
>Chatting about computers to girl
>Girl says "you wanna fuck"
>Brain goes into shock
>Not able to do anything
>Pretend she didnt say it and continue talking about games

I have no face for my crap brain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 14:34:00 No.6628733 Report

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>>6620391

These threads are why I missed /r9k/. The people posting in them are so laughably pathetic that I can't resist reading every story.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 14:39:00 No.6628761 Report

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>>6628661
someone, PLEASE, kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 15:05:00 No.6628861 Report

Quoted By: >>6628874

This thread needs one more vote to be archived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 15:07:00 No.6628874 Report

Quoted By:

>>6628861
Bitches don't know bout my fourth vote

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 15:14:00 No.6628904 Report

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>She started the conversation in which we take turns asking each other questions to learn about each other
>She regularly flirted and initiated conversations/Facebook chats
>She asked me for my phone number before I ever thought to ask her for hers
>She asked me to go see a show with her, alone
>She asked me to come with her to various club activities in high school
>She almost gave me a flower after a show I was in, except I left too soon
>She made several Facebook statuses that were clearly about me in retrospect
>I was too oblivious to get it, and then too stupid to do anything
>She found someone else to be her boyfriend after about a year and a half of me doing nothing who she's still with now

asdfasdfasdf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 15:29:00 No.6628984 Report

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>looking through one of those poster rack things (pic related) in music shop
>girl starts to flip through from the other side, quite obviously looking at me
>do nothing
>after a couple minutes she asks if i like some band that was on a poster
>"not really"
>"oh, well i didn't really like them at first but i saw them and they were amazing"
>"...oh, haha"
>more silence
>we've each flipped to the middle of the rack so need to change sides, so to speak
>she says "oh so you're going on top and i'm going on the bottom now?" with a grin
>"haha, i guess"
>"oh look, and here's a poster showing different sex positions, i might get this "
>"you should. anyway i have to go, bye"

i don't really know what happened that day, i'm not usually that stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 19:29:00 No.6630743 Report

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So is this archived now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 19:36:00 No.6630800 Report

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Not the same kind of thing as most of your stories, but similarly fucktarded.

>friends with guy for a year
>he was recently dumped
>at his grad party
>they start to play spin the bottle
>really? are we in middle school?
>start to leave
>he catches me on the stairs
>kisses me
>well that sure was strange, probably didn't mean anything at all

He snuck a couple more kisses, later, which I continued to think meant nothing. A little while later he was dating another girl.
Conversation a few months later:
>complaining about foreveralone
>No one's ever hit on me
>"What about me last summer?"
>Nah, that was just you being nice or something
>"Anon, you are dumb."
>mfw

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 21:56:00 No.6632151 Report

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>Friday night
>at someone's birthday party
>about 60 people there of which 40 were females (atleast 15 were 7+/10 chicks)
>like 80% of all the people went to the same school, I don't
>party hard and drink but no one to talk to though, all samefags
>finally sit down and think about my life with a beer in my hand
>a fucking 8/10 just comes out of nowhere and sits next to me
>we have a nice chat
>we end up sitting really close to each other in bedroom
>we hug for a few minutes
>try to kiss her
>she denies
>try harder
>starts talking some bullshit about having a deal with her friend that she won't kiss anyone for a week at parties
>oh well, fuck, we keep hugging
>me thinking: "i'm getting a boner already and i would like to fuck you, ma'dam, if you don't mind"
>try to kiss her again
>finally!
>'le fuck? she couldn't even fucking kiss although she looked pretty slutty (and hot ofc), like she was dragging her tongue all over my fucking face
>i understand why you didn't want to kiss.png
we finally fall almost asleep while still gently hugging each other and lying on the bed
>put my left hand into her pants
>touch her belly
>move gently south
>more south
>more south
>almost theeer....
>touching her vagina
>doing it for a good minute
>she whispers: "it is, somehow... so WRONG"
>*want to facepalm* she's a fucking virgin
>fall asleep with her still between my arms
>soon wake up and time to head home
>avoid eyecontact with her
>not a single word spoken
>waiting for her to leave to avoid her
>see her at the bus stop
>go with the same bus
>pretend I don't know her

mfw when she keeps checking me with her friend on the bus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 22:03:00 No.6632233 Report

Quoted By: >>6632390

Last nights derp

>Watching a movie with cat
>Super hot girl calls me in the middle of night
>She's drunk as shit
>Wants to sleep over
>Okay.jpg
>Get dressed and meet her
>Go back to my place
>She starts kissing my neck and undressing
>She's naked in my bed
>I continue watching the movie, she's all over me
>Movie is over, tell her we should sleep
>Wake up, she's starts kissing my neck and fondling me again
>Watch a couple movies
>She has to go home
>As soon as the walks out the door, I pop a boner

So uh, I could've fucked that girl all night, she would've done anything with me.

Also
>She's moving out of the country today
Derp.

I didn't even kiss her back or fondle her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Jun 2011 22:22:00 No.6632390 Report

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>>6632233
>>6632233
>>6632233

No...no...no no no no no no no NO YOU FUCKING DID NOT!

I'm going to nope the fuck out of here! Pathetic scums

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