Okay /adv/ here's what happened. I have for many years occasionally enjoyed anal play while masturbating, Stimulating the prostate and whatnot.
So earlier this morning I decide it's time for a little wank, so I start beating my dick. However as I continued, I realized that I needed to take the next step. I looked around my apartment for a while for something that I could use to help with stimulating myself. After no success of finding something safe and easily cleanable I decide to use my two mediation balls that I had laying around. I used enough lube on both of them, and they slid in without much trouble. So after finishing up I tried pushing them out, however I think they are now stuck up there. Worst part is, they have little bells inside of them, so whenever I walk all I hear is them clinging and clanging. What would be the easiest way to get them out, besides going to a doctor (which is the only option should all else fail) Please help /adv/. Pic Related it's whats up my ass