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>Be 16
>In art class
>Teacher is having a discussion with student at table next to mine
>Student says he smokes cigars not cigarettes
>Teacher says he shouldn't smoke at all
>I say "Tobacco is whacko."
>Teacher looks at me like I just slapped him with my penis.
>"Get out of my class."
>mfw he was serious and I spent forty minutes in the hall.