OKAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT
EVERY TIME I COME TO THIS BOARD I SEE NOTHING BUT FUCKING THREAD ABOUT GIRLS. GIRLS. HOW DOES I GET GURLZ? I'M NOT CONFIDENT I'M AFRAID OF REJECTION HURP DURP!
WELL THEN FUCKING FAGGOTS THIS SHIT IS GOING TO CHANGE. I ASSUME MOST OF YOU HAVE FACEBOOK. IF YOU DON'T, DO THIS SHIT WITH YOUR CELLPHONE OR SOME OTHER SHIT.
RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING PICK A GIRL FROM YOUR FRIEND LIST THAT YOU FIND REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE. GOT IT, GODDAMN?
WELL YEAH NOW YOU HIT UP DAT SHIT. YOU HEARD ME. YOU FUCKING ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO GRAB A COFFEE WITH YOU SOMETIME OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.
NOT "IN FIVE MINUTES" OR SHIT LIKE THAT. YOU DO IT. YOU FUCKING COCKMONGLER. YOU HOLD YOURSELF BACK JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU HAVE NO CHANCE WITH GIRLS? GODDAMN THERE IS SO MUCH POTENTIAL IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU JUST BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU ARE MALE AND YET YOU ARE WASTING IT
DON'T LET ME DOWN, AND FUCKING DO THIS SHIT. YOU FUCKING DO IT RIGHT NOW.
AND IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR OTHER SHIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT, DON'T FUCKING COME IN HERE, THIS THREAD IS NOT YOUR PLACE TO BRAG AND SHIT.
AND INB4 >USING FACEBOOK TO GET GIRLS
YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT MOST OF YOU HAVE A MENTAL BLOCK THAT PREVENTS THEM FROM DOING EVEN THE MOST BASIC SHIT REGARDING GIRLS, SO WE GOTTA START WITH THE BASICS.
FUCKING GET IT ON, IDIOT.