I have a decent amount. Males and females stories welcome. I'm happily engaged but my girl does some pretty off the deep end things and prior to her I've had even crazier relationships. Anyway:

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>Date girl because she seems nice
>Date goes well and I enjoy myself but I'm not extremely attracted to her
>Kiss her on the cheek to end the night
>Wanna go out again?
>"Not really K, maybe another time"
>She gets more ambitious
>Starts sending me texts with emo quotes and shit
>I take her out to the local fair... park... thing
>Realize despite her insanity she cares for me and I may like her
>We're in a relationship
>She's my new shadow
>No female friends, she's one of the guys
>I'm in love but I'm tired of her ways
>Try to break up with her
>hfw
>Six years later we're fucking engaged
>Why the fuck is it like this man?