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!hQZtk7SBqo No.7659637 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Cute couple stories.

I'll start

>went to watch SAW (5 i think? the latest one)
>gf went "oh this is not so bad"
>few min passed
>screaming her lung out while twisting my arm
>I told her if she twist my arm harder I'd have a dislocated shoulder
>She said, sorry but why do you bring me to watch this?
>I said because you said you are fine with it?!
>she mumbles
>another gory scene
>instead of twisting my arm, she starts to slap my shoulder with her hands
>flurry of blows
>screams
>movie's over
>"i... I.. have to go to the washroom..."
>went home, look at my left shoulder and arm in the mirror
>bruises everywhere.