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Embarrassing tales in neckbeard land

Anonymous !rv1XzCGaAQ No.7772546 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>7772559 >>7772579 >>7772603 >>7772645 >>7773145 >>7773502 >>7774923 >>7777975
ITT: Embarrassing/Creepy/Scarring tales.

>Was masturbating furiously.
>Mom walks in.
>She sees my erect package in all it's glory.
>Awkward shock.
>Avoid mom for days.
>Mom finally talks to me.
>She says she's sorry for walking in on me but that I shouldn't be ashamed because I have a really nice penis.
>Never look mom in the eye ever again.

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